21 August 2019

Chastened Mexican Drug Cartel...

... apologises to uber-woke Toronto politician... promises to just "use their words" in future narcotics disputes...insert alt text here

"The suspected Mob-related shooters that gunned down a Roncesvalles Ave. restaurateur last week didn’t have to use a gun if they wanted to deliver a message, Mayor John Tory insists."
Problem solved. Right?

Well... maybe not...
TORONTO - "A suspect wanted in connection with the investigation has been described by officers as a black male in his early 20s, who was wearing glasses, had short hair and was wearing a shirt with the word “Versace” written on the front of it."


2 comments:

Jay Harper said...

They need to set up chalk board in all those basketball courts so they can message each other. You're welcome.
I want $0.25 for every shooting my idea prevents.

Neo Conservative said...

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apparently john tory has magical
powers. maybe he can ask all the
inner city gangbangers to hug it
out instead of murdering each
other.

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