10 July 2019

"I did not have sex..."

"...with those children..."insert alt text here

Former President Bill Clinton released a statement on Monday night, distancing himself from convicted pedophile — and onetime friend — Jeffrey Epstein, who is facing a slew of new charges. Clinton, 72, was said to have taken more than two dozen trips on Epstein’s private Boeing 727 — dubbed the “Lolita Express.”

“President Clinton knows nothing about the terrible crimes [Epstein] pleaded guilty to in Florida some years ago, or those with which he has been recently charged in New York,” the statement said.
Just nice to know Slick Willie draws the "stinky kinky" line at vaginally penetrating Whitehouse interns with expensive cigars.

BONUS ROUND:
"He was a guest of Epstein 27 times. Almost every time Clinton’s name is on the pilot log, there are underage girls."


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