29 October 2018

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

WASHINGTON -- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated today that it has no objection, despite reports to the contrary, to people dressing up their chickens in Halloween costumes.
Good to know.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...
"The agency’s inspector general traced the malicious software to a single unnamed USGS employee, who reportedly used a government-issued computer to visit some 9,000 adult video sites."


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