15 October 2018

"So, humanity. What is humanity?"

"Well, we’ve touched upon it there. We’re great apes. Not metaphorically! We’re literally great apes. We are 98.6% genetically identical to a chimpanzee. We’re closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas."

"Don’t ever dead-name me. Don’t call me Ricky Gervais again. From now on, you call me Bobo. I’m gonna have species realignment. I’m halfway there. I’m short, with short legs and long arms. I stoop. My back’s getting hairier by the day. I’ve got fangs, like that. I love nuts. I love nuts."

"I’ll be legally a chimp. I’ll be well… properly chimped-up. I’ll be able to use chimp toilets!"


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

old white guy says ========= there are many in S F that think they are monkeys. they defecate and urinate in the streets. for those who believe in Darwin's theory this must be regarded as reverse evolution.

Neo Conservative said...

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ricky gervais is brilliant. in this
performance he gets to the heart of
the lunatic left's obsession with
remaking the world and their sad
inability to seen any other point
than their own.

enjoy comedy while you still can.

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