01 July 2011

In other "non-traditional medicine" news

It seems booking yourself into a recognised rehab facility... isn't the only way to deal with a substance abuse problem...halls of macadamia/And apparently, things were proceeding swimmingly...

“Until the cops showed up...the bastards,” he said, inciting laughter from the pews.
And this is funny... how?

Anybody?

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"You forgot the other meme: 'She loved her kids. She would do anything for those kids.'

As long as 'anything' didn't involve stopping smoking crack/meth and stopping getting into the cars of strangers to perform sex acts for $20 to pay for the crack/meth."
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RELATED: Home for the holidays
-- TORONTO -- A Toronto man is dead after he was stabbed at a Canada Day basketball tournament in the city's northeast.

Shawn Charles, 39, was stabbed and later died in hospital.

Police say more than 50 people were at the celebration. They're asking anyone who saw the argument to come forward.

This is Toronto's 25th homicide of the year.
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LAST WORD: Oops... missed one
double trouble


4 comments:

dmorris said...

Yeah, he was "turning his life around". Every two-bit low life doper I've ever known was always "turning his life around".

Whenever said LLD is killed,there's always someone to cry about what a great guy he was,and intimate that he was only THIS far from a Nobel Prize or some such award.

Turing your life around in the underworld is a weekly occurence,as the victim hops on and off the drug wagon,and infests the local ER a couple of times a year.

He has no friends and his family keep as far away as possible,as he'll steal from them the same as he would anyone else,but when he dies,"he was a Saint"!

It's enough to make one cynical.

Oh, happy Dominion Day.

Neo Conservative said...

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"dmorris says... Every two-bit low life doper I've ever known was always 'turning his life around'."

i'm always amazed at how many of these decedents were on the verge of shucking that bike courier job and heading off to med school.

seems to be a pretty common theme these days.

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Norm said...

You forgot the other meme:
"She loved her kids. She would do anything for those kids."
As long as "anything" didn't involve stopping smoking crack/meth and stopping getting into the cars of strangers to perform sex acts for $20 to pay for the crack/meth. But other than that, she would have done anything for those kids.

Neo Conservative said...

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"norm says... 'She loved her kids. She would do anything for those kids.'"

yup... another fave in the fuzzy-bunny msm these days.

hey... nothing a little "sweat lodge" won't take care of.

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