Stuff you're never gonna see...

...on the CBC. It gets better... by which I mean worse...Regarding the false sexual-assault allegation she made via her email to the Committee, she said: “I was angry, and I sent it out.” When asked by Committee investigators whether she had ever met Judge Kavanaugh, she said: “Oh Lord, no.”********** RELATED: The CBC called this event... ...mostly non-violent...

PM Kardashian's "most admired government"

"Neither Global Affairs Canada nor Citizenship and Immigration Canada responded on Monday to a Globe request for commen...

Downtown Toronto... safest place in the...

...sweet baby jebus...Christopher Husbands, 29, is accused of opening fire on a group of young men at the Eaton Centre food court killing two of them and injuring six others caught in the crossfire... Ahmed Hassan, 24, died on the floor of the food court while Nixon Nirmalendran, 22, died in hospital nine days later due to complications from a bullet wound. The innocent bystanders hurt in the shooting...

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...WASHINGTON -- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated today that it has no objection, despite reports to the contrary, to people dressing up their chickens in Halloween costumes.Good to know. It gets better... by which I mean worse..."The agency’s inspector general traced the malicious software to a single unnamed USGS employee, who reportedly used a government-issued...

Ask Producer Adi Shankar...

"If you are a show about cultural commentary and you are too afraid to comment on the culture, especially when it’s a component of the culture you had a hand in creating, then you are a show about cowardice."So, no more old, rich, uncaring uber-caucasian Mr Burns? No more toothless redneck Cletus? ********** RELATED:...

Revitalising Canada's future...

...one killer McJob at a time...An Uber driver, Abdihared Bishar Mussa, a 23-year-old Somalian refugee on his second day on the job admitted his careless driving killed passenger Nicholas Cameron after the driver stopped on the Gardiner to pick up his cell phone, which fell on the floor. Mussa was...

Just a typical Republican...

...who obviously has the ear of the President...Cesar Sayoc, 56, reportedly a former stripper and bodybuilder, is a "promoter" and "booking agent" for male stripper and burlesque shows, including touring dance troupe Chippendales.He got caught because he left his fingerprints on one of the packages. What more do you need to know? ********** UPDATE: More Fauxcahontas...Alleged Fake Bomber is Filipino...

Notorious northwest end of Toronto...

...coughs up another two murderers...On Thursday, investigators said 19-year-old Jahnoye Carpenter, of Toronto, and a 16-year-old boy, who cannot be identified under the provisions of the Youth Criminal Justice Act, had been arrested in connection with this case. Both males have been charged with second-degree...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...The suspects, two Senegalese citizens and one Nigerian, were being held on suspicion of murder, group sexual assault and distributing drugs in the death last week of 16-year-old Desiree Mariottini, Italian authorities said Thursday. The brutality of the Mariottini's death drew comparisons with the murder and rape of 18-year-old Pamela Mastropietro, whose body was found last...

Call me when something actually explodes...

...because, so far... these purported "bombs" are about as dangerous as a GI Joe..."None of the devices harmed anyone, and it was not immediately clear whether any of them could have. One law enforcement official said investigators were examining the possibility that they were hoax devices that were...

Weston Bakeries to issue apology...

...for making "white" bread...In an interview with the National Post in May, Jacqueline Scott at the University of Toronto’s Ontario Institute for Studies in Education suggested people of colour face cultural barriers to outdoor activities. “There is a sense that the outdoors is a white space, that...

Borrow as much as you can...

...and never, ever pay it off... said no financial advisor ever...Merrilee Fullerton, the minister of training, colleges and universities, says in a news release the province is not in a position to fund the expansions because of its $15 billion deficit. The previous Liberal government announced plans...

Your money...

...their corporate campaign donors..."Liberals write off $6.3 billion in loans, including $2.6 billion to automakers."Sunny ways for Chrysler corporation! ********** THE BUDGET WILL BALANCE ITSELF:OTTAWA — The federal government says it will return 90 per cent of all the money it collects from a carbon...

Your National Broadcaster

Yes, CBC... it's exactly the same thing..."To put up a straight pride flag is almost like putting up a swastika."Obviously, this New Brunswick village must be put to the torch and its inhabitants rounded up and sent off to, well... you know. Nazis, nazis everywhere!!! ********** RELATED: Abracadabra......

You don't bring a bone saw...

...to an accidental fistfight..."Jamal Khashoggi declined Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman’s offer to fly to Riyadh, thinking he would be arrested and killed there, and was then murdered by the Saudi hit-team after the talk with MBS ended, Turkish pro-government paper Yeni Safak reported on Sunday."********** COMPARE AND CONTRAST:Search for Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi-Turkish Islamist activist who hated...

Homicides #87 & #88

Let's beat a baby to death... that sounds like fun...When police arrived, paramedics were treating a three-month-old infant with obvious signs of trauma. The infant was rushed to hospital and placed on life support. On Sunday, October 21, 2018, the infant succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced deceased. Police arrested Matthew Bouffard, 29, of Toronto.But, wait... we're not finished...On Friday,...

From the Comments...

Plot twist:"Robots filmed this by themselves and uploaded on Youtube on Sunday when engineers were at home...

NO GUN, NO PROBLEM...

..."Shanked in Scarberia"... not a love story...A 28-year-old Toronto resident Stephen Louis MacDonald is dead and another male suspect is in custody after a stabbing occurred inside Kennedy subway station on Saturday evening. Police arrested a suspect at the scene.Homicide #86. ********** UPDATE:...

Doug Ford gets it...

...making nice with ISIS just seems like a really bad idea...Seems Prime Minister Kardashian is walking a gentler, flower-strewn path..."Suspected Islamic State fighter Jack Letts – nicknamed “Jihadi Jack” by the British media – is likely to be repatriated to Canada rather than the UK."In Liberal Canada,...

From the folks who brought you...

...melamine in baby formula...The Zheng drug trafficking organization was hardly clandestine. The Shanghai-based network sold synthetic narcotics, including deadly fentanyl, on websites posted in 35 languages, from Arabic and English to Icelandic and Uzbek. The Chinese syndicate bragged that its laboratory could “synthesize nearly any” drug and that it churned out 16 tons of illicit chemicals a month.When...

But, but, but... they said Tru-Dope...

...would make me faster, smarter AND better looking..."The ticket, like a lot of offences pertaining to legal marijuana, comes with a $672 fine."********** RELATED: I'm from the government... ...I'm here to save you...The only problem is that the Ontario Cannabis Store had initially mislabelled how...

Jane-Finch apprenticeship program...

...producing mixed results...A 16-year-old boy and a suspect, police identify as Christopher Palmer, of Toronto, are facing a combined 26 charges, including attempted murder, possessing a loaded firearm, discharging a firearm with the intent to endanger life, and aggravated assault.Mentoring B+... Civics...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...As he started to dismember the body, Salah Muhammad al-Tubaigy put on earphones and listened to music. He advised other members of the squad to do the same. Tubaigy began to cut Khashoggi’s body up on a table in the study while he was still alive, the Turkish source said. “When I do this job, I listen to music. You should do that too,” Tubaigy, the president of the Saudi Fellowship...

Today in Justin's Canada

Legal dope and let's free a serial killer...BATH, Ont. -- Convicted rapist and killer Paul Bernardo is due to plead for release today.********** UPDATE: Fuck you, you piece of shit ********* LAST WORD: Of course, it could be worse...Facing a massive surge in gang-related crimes, in particular involving the use of hand grenades, police in Sweden have introduced a three-month-long amnesty for “explosive...

Black Lives Matter, Toronto?

Apparently, just not to each other..."An armed standoff in the elevator of a Front St. condominium triggered a 'gang war kidnapping,' where two male teens were tortured, held captive for several days, forced to perform sex acts on each other while being videotaped and to play Russian roulette with a...

That's why they call it...

...the Entertainment District...Gunshots rang out at around 3 a.m. in the area of Peter and Adelaide streets and multiple vehicles sustained damage. Police have not released any information on possible suspects.So, where is "Black Lives Matters Toronto" these days?Toronto police say a 19-year-old suspect...

"So, humanity. What is humanity?"

"Well, we’ve touched upon it there. We’re great apes. Not metaphorically! We’re literally great apes. We are 98.6% genetically identical to a chimpanzee. We’re closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas." "Don’t ever dead-name me. Don’t call me Ricky Gervais again. From now on, you call me Bobo. I’m gonna have species realignment. I’m halfway there. I’m short, with short legs and long arms. I stoop....

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...Officials are investigating allegations of voter manipulation in Richmond, Burnaby and Vancouver, B.C. after messages from the Canada Wenzhou Friendship Society sent out on the social media app WeChat appeared to be offering money for voting in those three cities. The City of...

Taking guns away from farmers, hunters...

...and skeet shooters... that'll solve everything...Police say the male suspect accused of killing 18-year-old Elliott Reid-Doyle in a Scarborough parking lot last week knew him for no more than one minute before firing several shots at him and fleeing on foot.********** UPDATE: Just a matter of time...On...

Living longer

The antiaging science being done at Google-backed Calico Labs is “as self-serving as the Medici building a Renaissance chapel in Italy, but with a little extra Silicon Valley narcissism thrown in.”Then again, maybe we're already de...

Remember, back... you were a kid...

...all those hundreds & hundreds of grave robberies... Yeah, me neith...

Notorious northwest end of Toronto...

...claims another life..."A man was shot and killed in the North York neighbourhood of Downsview Thursday afternoon in the area of Sheppard Ave. W. and Keele St. in North York."********** UPDATE: Murder victim id'dThe victim is 26-year-old Roy Zamora, a Ryerson student who had just celebrated his...

FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU...

...Omar Khadr, multimillionaire..."Suspected Islamic State fighter Jack Letts – nicknamed “Jihadi Jack” by the British media – is likely to be repatriated to Canada rather than the UK."Ah, yes, Canada... special laws for special people. RELATED: As "Canadian" as an IED...Four years ago, the Canadian...

Look... up in the sky...

...it's a bird... it's a plane... it's... sweet baby jebus...“The FBI assesses that, given their retail availability, lack of verified identification requirement to procure, general ease of use, and prior use overseas,” drones will be used in an attack in the U.S. including “a mass gatherin...

TORONTO: Go big...

...or go home...The discovery of a man’s body in an alley near Queen and Saulter Sts. on Friday is now the city’s 84th homicide of the yea...

Where's Pelosi now?

"This is a remarkable moment in American life: A man is killing actual living, gurgling, bouncing babies on an industrial scale - and it barely makes the papers."********** RELATED: The social justice warriorsJordan Hunt, 26, of Toronto, surrendered to police on Saturday. He faces eight counts of...

If it only saves one life...

Ontario politicians call for total ban on automobiles on provincial highways..."The OPP has investigated 156 fatalities so far this year connected to one of the big four causes, aggressive driving, impaired driving, inattentive driving and failure to use a seatbelt. The number doesn't include the...

Sorry, brah... it aint' the U of T chess club

It's not impossible at all... just take a look at the shooters and the shootees..."It's impossible to know what proportion of guns used in homicides in Canada are possessed illegally. That type of data isn't collected nationally, a spokeswoman for the RCMP told HuffPost Canada by email."Hey, how about...

Don't be black, don't be black...

...GAWWWDAMMMMITTT!..."The 18-year-old killed Wednesday afternoon near two Scarborough high schools has been identified as Elliott Reid-Doyle, of Toronto."********** RELATED: Not just a Toronto problem...In August, the Abbotsford Police Department issued a warning about Varinderpal Gill, who they...

Where does your MP stand...

...on child rape and murder..."That, given Terri-Lynne McClintic was convicted of first-degree murder in the horrific abduction, rape and murder of eight-year-old Tori Stafford, and was moved from a secure facility to a healing lodge without fences and where the government has confirmed the presence...

From the self-same folks who...

...brought you melamine in baby formula...The following November, Amazon sold the entire infrastructure to Beijing Sinnet for about $300 million. The person familiar with Amazon’s probe casts the sale as a choice to “hack off the diseased limb.”It gets better... by which I mean worse..."The prevailing...

Justin and his Tru-DOPE...

...the legacy..."Teenagers using cannabis are causing long-lasting damage to their developing brains, a Canadian study suggests. This study found these problems increased as cannabis use increased - and the effects were lasting, unlike those of alcohol."********** RELATED: It's gonna be a party...The...

Canada: A proposed protocol...

...to govern child euthanasia..."Can you imagine visiting your sick child, only to learn that hospital doctors killed her because she asked to die and wanted you kept in the dark? The rage and agony would be unimaginable.""If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu...

Big City Booga-Booga...

♫ "Gonna wash that gay psycho-sexual sadist right outta my hair" ♫...The couple whose home has been a focal point of the Bruce McArthur investigation held a ceremony Saturday to bless and renew the property.Don't ask, don't tell, don't care. ********** RELATED: Those darned university professors... ...wait a minute... A shooting in the York University Heights area on Tuesday night has left...

Meanwhile, I can't even get...

...a family doctor...Ontario has asked for $200 million to recoup costs it says its has incurred from irregular border crossers. The Quebec government has also asked for $146 million in asylum costs.Ah, yes... "irregular border crossers"... preparing Ontario for it's new hi-tech future. ********** RELATED:...

Welding school just keeps looking...

...better and better..."An anti-Trump professor at Georgetown University, Dr. Carol Christine Fair, is taking heat for a tweet saying white Republican senators who were at Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's hearing Friday should be castrated and endure a miserable death."********** RELATED: Once upon a time..."Swetnick provided four names to NBC News that she said could confirm her descriptions...

Fifty Shades of Gay

Not once in my life, have I ever encountered a man who said, "I really, really wish my wife had a penis"...A biological male who identifies as a woman asked the Massachusetts Attorney General’s office to force a female-oriented spa on the South Shore to give him a bikini wax and other beauty services...