03 July 2015

It's all (culturally) relative... right?

Perhaps cops aren't the only people who should be wearing those new-fangled body cameras...

As the adolescent girl underwent gynecological surgery at a western Canadian hospital, a doctor stood by to perform an unusual function.

The physician was there, according to a source familiar with the incident, to sign a certificate verifying she remained a virgin — and was still marriageable in her immigrant community.
Wow... where to start?

Perhaps, unlike the rest of Canada, this "western Canadian hospital" has such a surplus of qualified doctors they can afford to assign the overflow to "virginity patrol" and "ceremonial fire" related duties.

More to the point though... what culture or country has such an ongoing issue with presumably qualified surgeons raping anesthetized adolescent girls during medical procedures, that they have to assign a co-surgeon to make sure everybody (does the rest of the surgical team participate, or do they just watch) keeps their dick in their scrubs?

Please note I'm not just askin' outta horrified curiosity... I just wanna make sure I strike that particular medieval hellhole off my vacation bucket list.

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RELATED: Okay, here's a possible...
Dr Gul Raham, the hymen doctor of Kabul, pointed to the filing cabinet, which contained evidence of all the virgins that had passed through. When a woman arrives, the doctors examine her arms and legs first, then move on to the external genitals. Then they go deeper, inside.
Hey, enough of this... let's get to the science.
I asked about the effects of tampons, but my translater Ahmer didn’t know the word. After a minute of confusion Dr. Raham said, “Oh, condoms, you mean? Condoms cause cancer.”
Hmmm... maybe the University of Kabul Medical School needs to update their curriculum.

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7 comments:

Neo Conservative said...

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it could never happen here... right?

"MONTREAL — Quebec's college of physicians is threatening to fine any members who issue virginity certificates."

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Blazing Catfur said...

Well I can see why they aren't allowing comments at the Post.

Neo Conservative said...

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"bcf says... they aren't allowing comments at the Post"

the media doesn't so much provide news nowadays as attempt to shape the political narrative.

example... if you don't wanna gush over bruce jenner's new breats (or ignore the fact that he's apparently unwilling to commit to womanhood sufficiently to lose the scrotum & penis)... well, you're a knuckle-draggin' rightwing troglodyte.

see how that works?

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Anonymous said...

"MUSLIMS"! okay I said it! Just effin say it and stop the B.S. political correctness you morons!

You are just like every politician, past and present, in this once great county (until it was destroyed by multiculturalism) who won't call it what it is.

Happy Ramadan clowns

Anonymous said...

I want a virgin certificate. I don't want some used up 'ho tricking me. Luv this idea. I wNt my girl to be a virgin when me marry...like the bible says.

Neo Conservative said...

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nonny says... I want a virgin certificate.

judging from your immature comment, i'm gonna venture you don't need any sort of certificate regarding your sexual history to this point.

if "used up 'ho" is actually the height of your romantic experience to this point, might i also suggest a visit to your family physician at the soonest possible moment?

you don't wanna disappoint mommy, right?

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Neo Conservative said...

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nonny screams... Happy Ramadan clowns

who else is on your list for deportation to the gulag, nonny?

so far we have muslims, politicians and me?

who goes next?

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