07 July 2017

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

A recent test of security measures at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport revealed shocking results after the failure rate hit a worrying 95 percent.

Seventeen out of 18 banned items were successfully brought through security and into the airport, federal agents said. The agents were able to sneak explosive materials, mockups of weapons, and even drugs through TSA security checks.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

old white guy says............the biggest problem is that there just aren't enough white senior citizen terrorists around these days.

Neo Conservative said...

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anybody missing stephen harper yet?

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