10 October 2008

Who's Smarter than a 5th Grader?

All I know is... my kid could have done a better job answering that question...
So this morning, Mr. Dion was asked about the Conservative leader's comments. "Mr. Harper's reaction is shown how much this man has no class and no plan," Mr. Dion said on CBC Newsworld.
Good grief.

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UPDATE: Interesting take over at SDA...
"That outrage has less to do with what happened to Dion than it does the fact that Canadians just caught a glimpse of how this business operates, and they don't like it."

"It's a "gotcha" moment all right, but this time it's the media with their pants down. The restarts, the admission that ATV had first agreed to bury it before succumbing to sober second thought - that's too much information."
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LAST WORD: "Dis question of da heconomy is bias..."
"...what about herconomy?"
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No word yet...

...on which Toronto area gun club is responsible...
A North York shooting left three young men riddled with bullets last night and police scouring a neighbourhood all too familiar with violence.

Gunfire rang out just after 6 p.m. between the rear parking lot of Sheridan Mall, at Jane St. and Wilson Ave., and 180 Chalkfarm Dr., one of three community housing high-rises on the notorious street.
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My own personal liberal campaign

Now... anybody who reads me regularly knows that I have my own personal anonymous troll.

And while it's true, he's not especially bright...
... what he lacks in smarts and imagination... he makes up for in nazi-obsessed persistence.
And, how's this for a deal... he supplies his own laugh track.
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Now... I'll spare you the rest of the two dozen silly taunts he salted throughout my blog tonight... but you get the idea.

The thing is, he keeps promising to post all the instances of me deleting his accumulated wisdom... but, you know, he musta forgot... he's anonymous... so that just wasn't gonna happen.

Anyway, I thought I'd help out here.
So to my buddies Dawg and Stoogeleft... (the latter of whom, kindly directed a little traffic my way tonight)... I'd like to say thank you for inspiring my own personal cc-nonymous troll to greater effort.

It's a perfect illustration of how you guys conduct yourselves.

It's not too often you get your adversaries making your points for you.

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LAST WORD: The hits just keep on comin'...

Poor cc-nonymous... he's even too cheap to pay for actual phone sex.

And here's the latest... Mr Dumbstick discovers reverse psychology...

Move over Sigmund Freud.

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You know that scene in "The Matrix"...

...where Keanu Reeves wakes up naked and flailing in the liquid-filled pod... all wired up with the tube down his throat... I'm thinkin' Steffi's people were wishing... he'd been THAT composed.

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SPIN CYCLE: Liberals decide to go with...
"Don't make fun of the handicapped guy."
And, oh yeah... while they're at it... they've decided to kill the messenger.

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LAST WORD: Here's how simple this is...
"A man who was able to keep up and listen to four other debaters and a moderator during the debates is now using a disability as an excuse for not being able to answer questions intelligibly one on one?"
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09 October 2008

She's Number One!!!

The first person ever to be charged with drug-impaired driving in Toronto is set to appear in court Thursday.

Police say a Toronto woman was under the influence of drugs while driving after she crashed her vehicle into a collision-scene investigation.

Police officers from 14 Division were investigating a crash near 625 Richmond Street West when they witnessed a motorist drive into a parked car on Wednesday.

Littoya Blackman, 27, is charged with impaired driving by drug and is scheduled to appear in court at Old City on Thursday.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Ms. Blackman, the poor thing, she's the victim here. If drugs and cars had been properly restricted, this terrible tragedy never would have happened."
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Gotta love that "fuzzy-bunny" Star...

See, the thing is... if he were actually that "devoted"... perhaps he wouldn't have been murdered and dumped in a field.
The family was very close but Ngo's children had no idea how he made a living, according to police.

"As days go by we are learning what Mr. Ngo was all about," Sheppard said.

"It is our belief that Mr. Ngo has contacts with people involved in gambling," he said. "I believe there is some contact with people who are involved in the distribution of illicit drugs.
"Distribution", huh? You mean it was a sort of charitable endeavour... like a food bank?

Some "contact", indeed.

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Local genius "talk radio" host...

...interviewing Conservative incumbent Daryl Kramp...cuts right to the heart of the global financial crisis... "What do you say to the poor folks who are struggling to pay for hotdogs and Kraft dinner?"

Hmmm... there's a toughie... I've seen some of these folks who've been affected by the stock market slide... slumped up against the City Hotel in Belleville waiting for the opening bell.

I guess I'd say... "Hey, scumbucket.... put down the freakin' crackpipe and start looking for a job!!!"

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WELCOME READERS OF HUG-A-THUG STOOGELEFT

It's true, Stooge... I have no sympathy for people who choose to throw their lives away. I have even less, when they choose to prey on others to feed their nasty drug habits.

Actions have consequences... take responsibility for your life.

Don't be a parasitic criminal.

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The oblique genius of Mayor David Miller

I understand "his blondeness" is now thinking of banning cameras in certain select Toronto neighbourhoods.

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RELATED: Well, Toronto... you elected him
And funding for social services is top concern, said Councillor Shelley Carroll, chairman of the budget committee.

The city's social services reserve is depleted, she said, but there will likely be an increase in demand for welfare and social housing during an economic slowdown.

"That's the one that's the real concern," she said.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"I guess they COULD take money out of the Lake Buying Fund."
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I think I read somewhere...

...that both Iraq and Afghanistan had better turnout rates for their recent first-time elections... than we do here in Canada...
Across Ontario, almost 76,000 fewer people cast their ballots in the three-days of advance polling which ended this past Monday. There were 575,605 this year compared to 651,193, about 2 1/2 years ago.

And across Canada, there were a total of 101,786 fewer people compared to 2006: 1,459,253 went to the advance polls compared to 1,561,039.
Seems folks may not be as fired up and freaked out as the MSM swears we all are.

Funny how that works.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"I think most Canadians are too busy trying to figure out how to vote for Obama."
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08 October 2008

Wow... talk about transference...

Apparently Jane Taber really, really misses her mummy...
In fact, Mr. Dion noted that Mr. Harper did not acknowledge “the fear and hurt” being felt by Canadians.

“Canadians, we worry about our savings, our jobs. For many of us it is more than worry."

"It is the hurt, the harm.”
Yeah... for some of of us more than others, huh Stef?

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RELATED: Okay... before you start to quiver & weep
-- READ THIS --
Now you're ready to vote.

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The media is panicking...

...Steffi's constantly on the brink of tears... we never needed a cool, collected Stephen Harper... (remember, the man with the masters degree in economics)... more than we do right now...
We also are not impressed by Mr. Dion's plan-- and general attitude -- in regard to Canada's economic challenges. In recent days, he truly has sounded like a hysteric, trying to convince Canadians that our relatively sound economy is on the brink of a cataclysmic depression.

There is no evidence of this: Indeed, the latest economic numbers on jobs and growth are excellent. And as a stack of reports from our major banks attest, the fundamentals of our real estate market bear no comparison to America's sub-prime mess.

Indeed, the only thing that could tip this country into full-blown depression is wide-scale investor panic of the type Mr. Dion seems intent on fomenting.
This one's a no-brainer, folks. You can go with the party of more taxes and more social workers... or the steady hand that has, despite being a minority government, steered us safely through the shoals to this point.

I'm gonna go with the guy who isn't screaming about the "sky falling" down on our heads.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Oh my gawd. Richardson just reported on CTV that Duceppe is making a subtle offer to the Liberals that he wants a coalition government.!!!"

"A Liberal leader sooo weak the seperatists see themselves as a partner in a Dion government!!"
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So... let's do the math

In the last nine months, in Toronto alone... we've had roughly half the number of Canadians murdered... as we've had killed in Afghanistan since 2001.
Few details are emerging as Toronto Police investigate the city's latest murder.

The man was found lying on Fieldside Dr. with apparent stab wounds last night, near McCowan Rd. and McNicoll Ave., police said.

This is the city's 54th homicide victim of the year.
As someone who chose to "get the hell outta Dodge" some 7 years ago... I really don't have a dog in this particular fight.

We bailed on the big city when it came time for the boy to go to school. It wasn't a difficult decision at all. I simply couldn't stand the idea of feeding our only child into the inner-city Hogtown meat grinder. It was the right choice for us and we've never looked back.

So really, the carnage in the streets of Toronto shouldn't bother me at all.

Except that this is still my country. I do care. Unless people care enough to speak up, it's a problem that will spread and take hold in other places.

Law and order, civil society... it's what sets Canada apart from so many other places. It is, I hope, what makes this country a magnet and a model for so many people around the world

It's something that's worth holding on to. And that is why I choose not to turn away.

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UPDATE: And our latest player is...
An arrest warrant has been issued in connection with the Friday night slaying of a north Etobicoke teen.

Nahoor Araya, 18, of no fixed address, is wanted for second-degree murder, Toronto Police announced Wednesday.
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07 October 2008

Yeah... I'm with the Toronto Star

Let's just dial back all the racist cops and the nasty, medieval jails... and put these experts in charge of everything...

Calling Canada's youth justice system a "perfect act" that already allows for stiff sentences for youth found guilty of serious violent crimes, a newly formed national coalition of lawyers, youth groups, and front-line youth workers took aim at Conservative election promises of tougher sentences for young offenders.
Yup... if you're an underage thug, er... "young offender"... I can see where you'd see this as a "perfect act."

I'm just not sure everybody's ready to climb on the "Peace Train" just yet.

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RELATED: Ask a defense lawyer...
“Toronto police Chief Bill Blair is addicted to tasers and that addiction has to be stopped.”
Geez, Clay... were you off sick the day they covered "slander & libel"?

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Wait just a minute...

Those mysterious (allegedly) Conservatives who are supposed to be sabotaging people's cars... they also know who lives in all of their houses?

How exactly does that work?
Liberal supporters in St. Paul's are facing a new intimidation tactic -- anonymous, threatening phone calls.

Lynne Steele, MP Carolyn Bennett's campaign manager, said residents with lawn signs reported receiving threatening phone calls telling them, "Take your sign down."

"It's a crime against the Liberals and a crime against people that believe in the democratic process," Steele said yesterday.
Unlike those "unbelievers" in the evil Conservative Party, huh?

Who exactly, besides the "Red" Star and the Toronto Sun, is dumb enough to eat this stuff up?

Bias? What media bias?

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If Lizzie May supports Hezbollah...

...she must just love this guy...
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has pardoned a newspaper editor sentenced to jail for publishing an article questioning his state of health.

Ibrahim Issa was last month given a two-month jail sentence for printing pieces a court said were likely to disturb public security.
Funny how the left is always crappin' all over Israel... the only actual democracy in this part of the world.

Meanwhile guys like Mubarak... (and note that, by way of comparison, he's sorta the Walt Disney of Middle Eastern Arab dictators)... get a free ride... mostly, of course, from folks who live on the other side of the world.
The presidential pardon has received a measured response from the Egyptian media. "I don't feel gratitude," said Hisham Kassem, a Cairo newspaper publisher.

"Mubarak needs to answer when he will put an end, once and for all, to the issue of jailing journalists."
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So seriously, now... somebody tell me...

...why this freak should ever see the light of day again...
A 44-year-old Edmonton man has been charged with several offences in relation to the abduction of a 7-year-old girl Sunday morning.

Danial Todd Gratton, 44, has been charged with sexual assault, sexual interference, kidnapping, abduction of a person under 14, and administering a noxious substance.

The accused, who was on parole, is currently in custody awaiting a bail hearing.
Just another reason to vote Conservative.

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“All Liberals are united,” Mr. Dion said...

"...at a campaign stop in British Columbia. “We're more united than ever.”
Entitled Hell or High Water, the book is a first-hand account of Mr. Martin's problem-filled stint as prime minister, and will revisit more than a decade of Martin-Chrétien infighting when it is officially released at the end of the month.

Mr. Martin gives much of the blame for the short life of his government to Mr. Chrétien, saying his predecessor is responsible for the sponsorship scandal's political fallout and the Liberal Party's subsequent funding woes.

Prominent members of the Martin and the Chrétien teams refused to comment, and a Liberal strategist said the word has been sent out to “all troops to focus on the important task at hand.”

Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion also refused to discuss Mr. Martin's assertion that the party is struggling to raise money because of rules Mr. Chrétien enacted.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"What would the media have done if it was reported that conservatives were forbidden to comment on said book."
No scary, controlling Stephane Dion?

Funny how that works, huh?

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06 October 2008

Latest Toronto homicide...

...gets "curiouser and curiouser"...
A 17-year-old who was shot dead Friday night in a west-end park had been carrying a Taser stun gun, police said today.

Detectives discovered the electro-shock weapon at the scene and believe that it belonged to Boris Cikovic, who died early Saturday from a bullet to the abdomen.
Police also seem to be operating on the theory that the alleged gunmen have room-temperature IQs.
Police are searching for three suspects, all described as black males, who may have had legitimate reason to protect themselves, Homicide Det. Srgt. Steve Ryan said.

"If what I'm being told is accurate, they may have been acting in self-defense," he said. "The three suspects are in the best position."

"They should call us."
Ah yes... the Inspector Clouseau school of police work.

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Just back from pullin' the handle...

...for the scary, hidden Conservatives at the advance poll... and the good folks manning the station tell me business has been brisk.

I did ask about the burqa thing... turns out there has been nary a one at this location. The women staffing the ballot table assured me though, they were well versed for the eventuality.

Democracy in action.

And while we're on voting...

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Hey Dawg... don't look at me

You got a beef with this... take it up with the racist Globe & Mail...
The findings, released quietly last week by Statistics Canada, suggest a new paradigm for understanding immigrants' integration and success.

The old vertical mosaic – with whites from Britain and Europe at the top and visible minorities underneath – is no longer valid. Instead, second and third-generation Chinese and Japanese surpass all other groups of newcomers, including whites, while for blacks and other groups, there is little or no economic mobility across generations.
Hang on... I thought Canada's corrupt, systemically racist society had to take all the blame here.

You're not saying the lunatic-left is out to lunch, are you?
“You can no longer make broad generalizations about how badly visible minorities are doing. Some groups are doing really well, and others are not,” said Jack Jedwab, a historian and head of the Association for Canadian Studies, who wrote a report on the findings.

“We need to rethink the vertical mosaic and look at why mobility is weak among certain ethnic groups.”
Okay, Dawg... you go ahead and give 'em a blast.

I know you've got it in you.

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"That story alone..."

"...would make any decent, intelligent person say afterward: 'Wow, I better not be seen anywhere near this guy, let alone sit on a board with him or go to his frickin' house.'"

"'Boy, would THAT ever look bad.'"
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RELATED: Who is William Ayers?

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LAST WORD: Yessiree... it's clobberin' time...
Palin also made clear that she was eager for the McCain-Palin campaign to be more aggressive in helping the American people understand “who the real Barack Obama is.”

Part of who Obama is, she said, has to do with his past associations, such as with the former bomber Bill Ayers. Palin had raised the topic of Ayers Saturday on the campaign trail, and she maintained to me that Obama, who’s minimized his relationship with Ayers, “hasn’t been wholly truthful” about this.
Of course, Ayers isn't Barack Obama's only unsavoury acquaintance...
I pointed out that Obama surely had a closer connection to the Rev. Jeremiah Wright than to Ayers — and so, I asked, if Ayers is a legitimate issue, what about Reverend Wright?

She didn’t hesitate: “To tell you the truth, Bill, I don’t know why that association isn’t discussed more, because those were appalling things that that pastor had said about our great country, and to have sat in the pews for 20 years and listened to that — with, I don’t know, a sense of condoning it, I guess, because he didn’t get up and leave — to me, that does say something about character."
And let's not forget this guy.

Or, dare I say it, this gal.

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05 October 2008

And who's right there...

...in the thick of it?

Of course... Mrs. Taliban Jack...
Shouting "Omar in, Harper Out," close to a hundred protesters rallied outside Toronto's U.S. consulate Sunday to demand that Canada bring Guantanamo detainee Omar Khadr home.
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RELATED: And now, the Party of Peace Moonbeam
"Only about 10% of Green Party candidates will go on the record saying that Hezbollah is a terrorist organization."

"None will go on record saying that Hezbollah supporters in our streets should be condemned."
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Possible indicator...

...of impending downturn in Canadian financial industry?
Kevin John Pinto, the 37-year-old vice-president of compliance at a Toronto investment firm, turned himself in Friday after the Canadian Bankers Association posted a $10,000 reward for his capture.

He has been charged with 10 counts of robbery.
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Rabid wolfpacks...

...roaming streets of downtown Toronto...
A 16-year-old stabbed in a brazen downtown brawl remained in hospital yesterday but is expected to survive. Toronto Police are searching for 10 suspects in the dust-up which happened early Friday night, a block north of Yonge-Dundas Square, just steps from where Jane Creba was shot in 2005.

"This is not a random act," Staff Sgt. Jim Gibson said yesterday. "There is some indication of prior contact."
Oh yeah... and suburbia too...
The thugs demanded whatever the teens had. Boris handed over a cheap bag his mom had given him. Inside it was the T-shirt.

He wasn't the kind of guy to think one of those thugs might have a gun, his parents said. When he tried to get his bag back, one of them shot him in the chest.
Say... what political party is it... that's promised to clamp down on this wave of total insanity?

It was right on the tip of my tongue.

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RELATED: Liberals lock down key demographic

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Where's Diogenes when you need him?

"It's no secret about Wali Karzai and drugs," said Kheri, who speaks English. "A lot of people in the Afghan government are involved in drug trafficking."
And no... for all you demented socialist weenies out there... this isn't just another reason to "cut and run"... simply more of a reason to stay and help put things right.

Who ever said this was gonna be easy?

That's why they call it war... and not "circle of friends."

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RELATED: Yup... Taliban Jack is totally on board...
Well, of course he is.

Hey, Jacko... those ignorant Afghan savages... they're just not ready to appreciate democracy, huh?
"The prospect of a dictatorship 'is the only realistic one and we must get public opinion ready to accept it,' the report quotes the alleged cable as saying."
Calling all bloodthirsty warlords...

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UPDATE: Looks like Jack & the MSM got suckered
I know we're all supposed to tolerate the dumbing-down of election-campaign news "in this era of Googles," but I'm sorry, this is absolutely ridiculous. Carleton-Smith didn't even say anything newsworthy.

As is evident from the second paragraph of the Times of London article where Carleton-Smith's comments first appeared, what's happening here is that the Times is trying to extricate itself from the embarrassment of having taken seriously a "parody" of a second-hand report from a French diplomat about an opinion a British diplomat denies he ever expressed in a rumpus that originally appeared in an obscure French satirical weekly, Le Canard Enchaîné.
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LAST WORD: Third time's the charm

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04 October 2008

What would it actually take?

So, Amir... you only believe the evidence when it breaks your way?
Amir Attaran, the Ottawa law professor who found the medical records detailing the facial injuries suffered by one of the detainees and reported them to the independent Military Police Complaints Commission in February, 2007, said he was not persuaded by the CFNIS conclusions.

“I have absolutely no trust in an investigation of the military by the military,” Mr. Attaran said yesterday.

Makin' a list... checkin' it twice

In what may be a case of "now or never", the U.S. has been ramping up Predator strikes...
Pakistani intelligence officials say a suspected U.S. missile strike has killed at least 20 people, including several suspected foreign militants, along the Afghan border.

The Pakistani officials say an unmanned aircraft launched a missile that hit the home of an Afghan. Officials say many of the dead were Arabs and that they had no information whether any senior militant leaders were killed.
When you care enough to send the very best...

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The bright, shiny hypocrisy...

...of Mayor "Super Dave" Miller...
As the city is considering amendments to the zoning bylaws to ensure no new gun manufacturing or shooting ranges can set up shop in Toronto, it appears the city still hasn't figured out what to do about the Toronto Sportsmen's Show.

Because the annual event is held at Exhibition Place, a city-owned facility, it would violate the new policy that bans the "promotion of firearms use" on city property.

Deputy Mayor Joe Pantalone, who chairs the Exhibition Place board, said the show will go ahead in March as planned because of an existing contract, and talks are underway to find a solution.

Pantalone pointed out "hunters hall," where weapons are displayed by manufacturers and retailers, does not include handguns, which are at the centre of the city's ban.

He added it's a balancing act, considering the city wants "to honour the principles of the policy."
Yeah... principles... that's what this is about.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"The Sportsmen's Show should tell Toronto to stick its venue up its ass, and move to Barrie, or another city that doesn't treat them like 2nd-class citizens."
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RELATED: Mayor's office strangely silent...

...on which gun club was involved in latest Toronto shooting...
A man was shot dead this evening in the city's west end.

Police were called to Buttonwood Park, near Eglinton Ave. W. and Royal York Rd., at around 10:35 p.m.. When police arrived people in the area said they saw three men flee the scene.
And those stabbings... I guess those don't count, huh Dave?
A 16-year-old boy was stabbed nine times in a rumble last night at a bustling downtown intersection.

He was one of two seriously wounded stabbing victims in the city as darkness fell.
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Which begs the question...

...does the Canadian government conduct electronic surveillance on its own citizens?
-- TORONTO -- When Nart Villeneuve couldn't remember the password to his Chinese MySpace page, the industrious Canadian hacker began examining China's version of Skype, and in the process, unlocked the inner workings of an Internet surveillance network tracking thousands of political activists in the world's most populous nation.

From his tiny research lab at the University of Toronto, Mr. Villeneuve uncovered a system of servers containing the archived communications and personal information of thousands of dissidents and ordinary citizens using the popular online messaging service Skype.

"You can see that they've been tracking people who have been using Skype as a platform to promote freedom of expression and to criticize the communist party in China," Mr. Villeneuve said.

"We don't know who they gave access to those logs."
Think it couldn't happen here?

Think again.

As ye sow...

All bow down and hail the mighty "human rights" industry...
The mother of a Quebec boy who said he was reprimanded at school because of his eating habits held a press conference on Thursday claiming the province's human rights commission was "racially insensitive" in rejecting her son's complaint.

The boy, who is of Filipino ancestry, said the lunchtime supervisor said he was "eating like a pig" and should not have been using both a fork and spoon. His mother, Maria Gallardo, said Luc, now 10, was just eating like other Filipinos.

She claimed the school principal later said the boy should "eat like a Canadian."
Well, at least the government isn't wasting all our tax dollars on frivolous, politically correct nonsense, huh? You've also gotta wonder what the bill for fighting this thing added up to.

And, for the love of Layton, can somebody tell me... what exactly, is "eating like a Filipino?"

It wasn't so long ago that my son was this age... and I can remember a few notable occasions where he and his friends spent what seemed like hours... seeing who could manufacture the most outrageous burping & farting noises... which is, to Mrs Neo's eternal dismay, the kind of thing that small... (and, let's face it, not so small)... boys are famous for.
The school said the boy was reprimanded because of his unruly behaviour.

Last month, Quebec's Human Rights Commission ruled that the boy was reprimanded for his table manners, not his choice of utensils.
Sorry, Maria... no big jackpot today.

Better luck next time.

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03 October 2008

Sure... they're always really sorry...

...after their gangster-ass is all banged up at the crowbar motel...
Navaneethan Kunananthan, 28, pleaded guilty last month to manslaughter. Today he said he was "sorry" for what happened in admitting his participation in the tragic events that lead to the March 20, 2004 shooting death of Amretta Singh, 20.
Tragically, it looks like some folks have already received a life sentence here...
Her death devastated her family, which remains as heartbroken today as it was when the deadly shooting rocked their home, a Brampton courtroom heard at Kunananthan's sentencing hearing today.

"I'm a broken father who has lost a loving daughter," her father Jairam said as he wept while reading his victim impact statement. "My house is broken. My family is broken." He said his wife ended up being hospitalized in a psychiatric ward.

"In this family, there are no more happy birthdays, no more Father's Day, no more Mother's Day," he said, telling the court how he wakes up each day with a pillow soaked from crying all night.

Once very religious, he now believes "there is no God."
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Now, I'm always a little wary...

...of hyperbolic claims like "world's best coffee"... but this little item caught my eye...
"The Most Efficient Log Splitter Ever Designed"
Anybody know anything about this thing?

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UPDATE: Via reader Rich

Apparently screw-splitters can also be run off a tractor pto...
And yes, like any piece of machinery, or tool... you have to watch what you're doing. You don't wanna get in front of a windmilling piece of wood... or have your gloves hung up on the screw.
It sure can't be any more dangerous than using a chainsaw.

Or that other murderous contrivance... the ladder...
The single greatest threat to the physical wellbeing of Ontarians this month has nothing to do with violent crimes or robberies, according to a new Canadian Institute for Health Information report. The true menace, oddly enough, is ladder falls.

On average, 30 people a day were sent to hospital in Ontario last November after falling from a ladder, as people prepared their homes for winter or clean up their gardens, according CIHI.
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They're Number 1!!!

The world's most utterly failed state

The average ransom has tripled since 2007, as has the number of ships taken. Some $100m may have been paid to pirates this year. By comparison, the United Nations Development Programme’s annual budget for Somalia is $14m.

“Somalia is a victim of its political, business and military elite,” says Mr Ould Abdullah. “They’ve taken the country hostage.”
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Nothing up their sleeves...

...and I do mean absolutely nothing...
A second string to the new debate argues that since the U.S. faces an economic crisis, Canada must be as well.

All four opposition leaders made this claim, even though Canadians aren’t losing their homes, Canadian banks aren’t in danger, none of the big Bay Street financial houses has disappeared and no one (except the four opposition leaders) is demanding an equivalent bail-out.
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RELATED: Stealing stuff... it's what they do

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Troofer words were never spoken

Clowns to the left of me...
Harper to the right...
Here I am...
Stuck in the voting with you...
Hughes said she has been told she has a strong legal case for a slander lawsuit against both Harper and Liberal Leader Stephane Dion for their comments after her column came to light.

"To wake up one day and find yourself slandered by the prime minister and the leader of the Opposition - and some in the national media - is kind of overwhelming."
Yup... just one of the many things Lesley can't quite seem to really understand.

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RELATED: From better to diverse

Greetings from the "Religion of Peace"...
Mr. Larry

My name was Imel Ashta who lifes in Beruit. I am great offensive when you make funny of Islam. The holy time of celebrate is not of comedey.

You become in danger like some others have find when write bad of Islam. You family be as well.

You must stop and be sorry to me and all of Islam. You have be warn.
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Joe Biden gets some advice

Talk about an accidentally ironic moment...
Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo., bluntly told her hometown newspaper about Biden's propensity for gaffes and verbosity.

"He has a tendency to talk forever and say things that are kind of stupid," she said. The first-term Missouri senator later described her comments as a "Joe Biden moment."
Check and mate... and... (however unintentional)... BODYSLAM!!!

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02 October 2008

The Debate

I don't really know where to start... but how about... "There's a couple hours of your life you'll never back."?

I gotta confess... after the first little bit... I turned it off. It was either that, or throw the television through the bedroom window.

I mean, for one thing, why are we even giving air-time to the guy who wants to break up the country? I'm surprised he even condescends to speak scary, hidden English. Is anybody (and by anybody, I mean people who haven't just smoked a thumb-sized chunk of hash) really imagining he's ever gonna be in charge of anything... even if Quebec ever gets to be its own country?

Seriously, though... did anybody out there find any of that informative... or even halfway satisfying?

I'd sooner watch paint dry.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Oh crap, we're living in a fragile economy! Quick government, tax us and give more money to car companies so they can produce more cars no-one wants."
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RELATED: The people weigh in at the Globe
"Who do you think won the English-language debate?"
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LAST WORD: The socialists are worried...
“It concerns me that Harper sounds the least crazy.”
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Melamine hits Ontario shelves

These products are being recalled due to a positive test result for melamine.
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UPDATE: Pretzels, apparently, is the least of it
The next time you reach for a vitamin C tablet, you may want to rethink it. According to recent industry reports, 90% of all vitamin C sold in the U.S. is manufactured in China.

China also produces half of all aspirin, 70% of penicillin, 35% of acetaminophen (most commonly known as Tylenol), and the majority of vitamins A, C, E, and B-12.

Worse, former chief of the Chinese Food and Drug Administration, Zheng Xiaoyu, was recently sentenced to death after being convicted of accepting bribes equivalent to nearly $1,000,000 in exchange for allowing the release of unsafe drugs
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And a collective shudder...

...just ran the entire length and breadth of the global print media industry...
-- TORONTO -- The entire staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary has been laid off because of declining sales. Katherine Barber, the full-time editor of the dictionary, is among those who have been let go.

David Stover, president of the Canadian company, says sales of all print dictionaries have declined in recent years. He says an abundance of free Internet dictionaries mean fewer people are using print versions.
As Kate has been wont to say of late... "Waiting for the asteroid..."

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These guys get any more devout...

...there'll be blood, hair and teeth all over the place...
Iraqi police say bombings near two Shi'ite mosques in Baghdad have killed at least 19 people and wounded 50 others.

The attacks took place Thursday as worshipers celebrated the Eid al-Fitr holiday, marking the end of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan.
If this stuff has anything to do with a "religion of peace"... I gotta confess... I'm just not seein' it.

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Hey... this is Canada...

...we'll just go with the honour system...
"How many people Canada-wide have got these?" Tomlinson asks. "It could be absolutely huge."

His voter card, sent out based on his presence on a list compiled via Canada Revenue Agency, provincial registrars and other entities, is only an invitation. It doesn't allow him to vote, just tells him where and when to do so if he's Canadian.

But the card has weight because people are not asked to prove Canadian citizenship at polling stations; instead the onus is on them to know not to show up and vote.
Citizenship?! Hell... you don't even have to prove who you are.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Our son, who recently turned 18, received an invitation to register to vote from Elections Canada. It was addressed to him and 'or occupant'."
Whatever happened to enumeration?

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The Wonderful Wizard of Obama

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtains!"
For more than three decades Milt Rosenberg’s nightly radio program “Extension 720” has been a cultural and intellectual treasure. The program has addressed numerous topics and has never shied from away from discussing politics and contemporary affairs.

Recently, the program attempted to conduct discussions with Stanley Kurtz and David Fredosso on separate nights.

Kurtz has been researching Obama’s ties to William Ayers, the unrepentant Weatherman terrorist who paired up with Obama on the Annenberg Challenge project. Fredosso has written a controversial book, “The Case Against Barack Obama.”

Rather than engaging in an exchange of ideas, the Obama campaign refused to send representatives to participate in the radio panel discussion and actively solicited support from its followers to disrupt the telephone call-in portion of the program.

Instead of debating the facts, the Obama team chose to slander and libel its critics.
Yeah... I'm shocked.

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Once again, the mask slips

The ever-compassionate, benevolent left...
-- BOSTON -- A women's shelter on Wednesday cut headliner Sandra Bernhard from its annual benefit after she said Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin would be gang-raped if she ever visited New York.
Unbelievably... it's a pretty popular theme among the more rabid socialists.

Check out what Lindsay Stewart (aka Pretty Shaved Ape at Canadian Cynic) has to say about rape.

Appalling just doesn't quite do it.

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So I was out last night...

...and missed the big french-language debate... but at the end of the evening, politics reared its ugly head nonetheless.

During this conversation, a friend of mine, a reasonably well-read, now retired small businessman... fessed up that he was pretty rattled at the idea of a Conservative Party majority. And it wasn't even the party as such... it seemed to be about Stephen Harper himself. Without any prompting, he began to rhyme off a litany of anticipated disasters that he felt... in the very near future... could be laid at the Prime Minister's feet.

And yes, that's right... it was all crystal ball stuff that had yet to happen.

When I asked him to give me an example of some scary thing Stephen Harper had actually already perpetrated on the Canadian public... he drew a complete and utter blank.

"I can't think of anything right at the moment", he replied.

Which is exactly what I've found with the people who are spouting these dark, anticipatory scenarios. If you actually bring them back to the moment by asking for an example... they invariably trail off into bewildered and sometimes hostile silence.

I've done the same thing about a half dozen times with other people I know... and let me tell you... it's an awkward, overlong sort of moment... when people are called upon to offer up specific examples of malfeasance. It's like, by asking the question, you've violated some unspoken, but universally acknowledged social directive.

Note please, that I say most... there are certainly a small percentage of folks out there, who don't get most of their political and indeed, life philosophies from 30 second sound bites on the six o'clock news.

It just seems to me that the evil Stephen Harper meme... is a lot like the ambiguous, overly loud bullshittin' you'll hear, if you concentrate on what guys are actually saying while they're sitting there in groups watching sports... only without the excuse of having hammered back nine beers, a couple bags of chips and that really weird jelly salad everybody's wife keeps way at the back of the fridge.

It's like some sort of bonding thing where it doesn't matter what's actually said, spilled or ingested... the most important thing is to throw in your alcohol-fuelled b.s. at the appropriate juncture in the rapid-fire social whip-round.

And nobody's supposed to be acting or thinking too critically... 'cos it's actually all about ritual and comraderie... and not the actual facts.

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01 October 2008

Lemme see... you need something...

...to debate... let's start with the embedded insanity in the justice system...
A man serving a life sentence for raping, killing and torching a 15-year-old Ontario girl while he was on mandatory supervision for one of Manitoba's most shocking sex crimes has won damages from the Canadian government after a prison official laughed at him for cutting his thumb.

Muri Peace Chilton, who was described as an incurable killer under his birth name of Murray Allan Gartton, said the injured thumb was "the most painful experience of his life," and called the laughter that followed "beyond callousness" and damaging because he "felt utterly humiliated."

After a six-year journey through the Federal Court of Canada, Chilton was awarded $2,500 in damages this month.
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The extraordinary fantasy life...

...of Baron Shawn Munchausen...
If the case were to proceed to trial, the public would have heard tales of "the use of armoured personnel carriers, Canadian Forces troops and the use of snipers" during the Day of Action, he claimed.

"I believe people would have found that there was a plan in place and their intention was to come in and not simply arrest us and remove us from the scene, but rather something more sinister.

I've struggled with this because I see that by accepting this deal put forward that somehow that truth will not come out."
Oh, don't worry Shawn... the truth is out there.

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See, Boob...

...it's as easy as one, two, three...
If Harper had knowingly plagiarized, in Parliament, a highly-publicized speech by a sitting Australian Prime Minister, delivered just 36 hours before, it wouldn’t call into question his judgment — it would call into question his sanity.

Since when does Harper need to steal anyone’s words, or thoughts? He’s famously opinionated, and notably articulate.

I saw Bob Rae on the CBC puffing himself up over this, as if that were the scandal.

Sorry, Bob: I’m prepared to think better of politicians who write all their own speeches, but I can hardly think ill of those who don’t, since that’s almost every politician there is.
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Mythbusters

Apparently, it isn't just firefighters... who run back into burning buildings...
Liberal Leader Stephane Dion's wife, Janine Krieber, says she is in fact a key member of her husband's team. Dion always discusses policy ideas with his wife, often during very heated discussions, Krieber says.

"Even before our wedding, from the very first minute we have met, we've discussed politics, policies, political science," Krieber said Tuesday during an interview on Canada AM. "So that's the way we are together."
Well, Janine... looks like you'll have plenty to talk about when Steffi retires later this month.
Liberal support has fallen to its lowest point since Stephane Dion took leadership of the party, while 39 per cent of Canadians would vote Conservative if an election were held today, according to a new nation-wide poll conducted by The Strategic Counsel for CTV and the Globe and Mail.

When broken down by province or region, Ontario showed the largest Conservative gains since the 2006 election results, jumping from 35 per cent to 43 per cent.
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Reach out and touch somebody

There's a new lawman in town... Sheriff Hellfire...
-- MIRANSHAH, Pakistan, Oct 1 (Reuters) -- A U.S. pilotless drone fired two missiles at a house in northwest Pakistan killing five people, Pakistani intelligence agency officials said on Wednesday.

Frustrated by an intensifying Taliban insurgency in Afghanistan, U.S. forces have in the past month carried out seven missile strikes by pilotless drones and a commando raid on the Pakistani side of the border.

"We have reports of five dead including foreign militants."

G & M discovers more police death squads

Of course, the headline should actually read... "Suspected armed robber dies resisting arrest"... but that just ain't gonna sell too many papers...
Police tried to subdue the agitated man, but he tried to run back into the house, Cpl. Thiessen said.

“At that point, believing that he was a possible armed robbery suspect, the fact that the firearm was unaccounted for and the fact that there was a known female still inside … officers used their taser in an effort to restrain this individual, which they subsequently did,” the officer said.
And you have to check out the raving moonbats in the commments.
1) "Just another police murder."

2) "The Mounties didn't 'subdue' Robert Dziekanski with a Taser. They killed him with one."

3) "I'd be agitated too if the cops show up intent on killing me. Just another day in Harper's Canada."

4) "When is somebody going to take those portable electric chairs away from those yahoo cops."

5) "Police State is here alive and well in Canada."
And yes... as per usual... it's a pretty selective outrage.

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UPDATE: Hey, freaks, the next time...

...you or a family member is attacked by a criminal... try calling the John Howard Society.
Days after a 14-year-old girl was murdered on a walking path in Edson, Alta., RCMP officers say another woman was attacked along the same trail system.

The woman in her 20s was attacked on Tuesday afternoon as she travelled on a walking path close to where the body of Emily Stauffer, 14, was discovered on Saturday.
It's true... a Liberal, or a Dipper, is a Conservative who hasn't been mugged... yet.

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LAST WORD: The dog ate the Globe's homework
"A witness to an earlier bank robbery had followed the getaway car to the home."
Funny how that little factoid got lost in the shuffle.

P.S. -- the Globe shut down the comments shortly after midnight... after a mere 2 hour window.

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