28 November 2011

You know what'd be really scary, Chantal...

...putting the NDP in charge of absolutely anything important...that's not shiatsu

The planned ad, provided Sunday to The Globe and Mail, pictured the wrong version of that gun, one that is already restricted and will still have to be registered after Parliament votes to scrap the registry for most long guns.

Now the NDP hastily changing the billboards in time for them to be put up in three cities this week, picturing a different gun – a Steyr HS .50 – which is a non-restricted firearm. “We are updating it,” said NDP national director Chantal Vallerand.
Now maybe that explains everything... you know... like how a non-legally blind, non-special needs adult could mistake a legitimate medical therapy outlet... for a sleazy Chinatown rub'n-tug.

Of course... it's not like we haven't seen this sort of hastily manufactured propaganda before...

once upon a time
"So when Hanoi Jane Taber teams up with National Liberal Fund director Adam Smith... to rage against deconstruction of the 2 billion dollar "Farmer Bob Rifle Registry"... why exactly do they lead off with a picture of a prohibited assault rifle with an illegal 30 round clip?"
Facts? We don' need no steenkin' facts!!!

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UPDATE: Airbrushing the Politburo

Ah, yes... the correction. This makes it all better.

airbrushing the politburoWhat's the world coming to... when you can't even drive your armoured personnel carrier down to the local grocery store without getting sniped by your nasty Tea Party neighbours?
"The Steyr HS .50 can pierce an armoured target from a kilometre-and-a-half away."
The NDP... protecting you from, well... anything you can possibly imagine.

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THANK YOU COMMENT MODERATION:

From the same dumb anony-bunny who's always screeching about the "machine gun" registry...
"Thank you mein Fuehrer! Heil Harper!"
Yup, nonny... you do all the work for me.


4 comments:

bearspaw said...

I may move to Texas just to buy that Steyr HD .50.

Patsplace said...

Must be a b!t<h to see all these potential laws and regulations going down the rabbit hole. Why with a bit of effort and time, we could have totally enslaved the Canadian people with the help of these Party Tools.to

Minicapt said...

… and it can pierce an un-armoured target at an even greater distance, like … more than 1500 metres. Wait till they find out that it (the bullet) can go all the way … through that target.

Cheers

Neo Conservative said...

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i'm guessing sleazy chinatown massage parlours have still killled way more people than my firearms.

maybe the ndp should stick to doing stuff they're really good at... like kissing smelly, hairy occu-bot ass.

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