Peak Segregation...

it's a Liberal thing...

"While just 7.7 per cent of all children under 14 are Indigenous, they account for 52.2 per cent of all children in foster care • astonishing numbers that demand some sort of response, Indigenous Services Minister Jane Philpott."

Apparently that "response" involves separate drinking fountains because... racism.

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RELATED: The miraculous, restorative power of...

...aboriginal justice...

"His lawyer, Ron Piche, told Justice Barry Morgan that he would be asking for Mr. Pauchay to be sentenced by an aboriginal healing circle."

Special rules for special people... the soft bigotry of low expectations.

With all the evidence showing...

...that more guns in the hands of responsible citizens are linked to less crime, you’d think more liberals would be open-minded about the prospect. After all, it’s the left that claims to champion data-driven decisions and the scientific method.

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RELATED: Sorry, feminazis...

"Trying to make men more like women does not result in less toxic masculinity. It results in more. Bad men become good when they are no longer bad, not when they are no longer men."

You mean "ILLEGAL"... right?

Last year, the Immigration and Refugee Board (IRB) had the capacity to hear 24,000 claims per year, but received more than 52,000 total new asylum claims — half of which were from irregular migrants.

Eighty-three percent empty...

...much like their black hearts...

"The belief they could fill a hockey arena is the worst kind of vanity. Had the event taken place at a smaller venue, the Clintons’ diminishing appeal would not have been quite so obvious."

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LEAVE IT TO BEAVER-HUNTER:

"Bill Clinton took 26 junkets with deviant Jeffrey Epstein. Trump banned him from Mar-a-Lago."

Simply nature's way...

...of thinning the herd...

OTTAWA - Health Canada says consuming human placenta could lead to bacterial or viral infections in mothers or their babies. The risk is higher if someone ingests the placenta of another person.

Imagine my surprise. They'll shun a rib-eye... but scarf down human placenta.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Home birth advocates say a lotus birth eases the baby’s transition into the world, but doctors worry about the risks of infection from keeping a newborn attached to what is essentially dead tissue.

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Wei Zhang, an alleged associate of Jin Zhang came to Canada in 1992 and became a permanent resident in 2003 despite a criminal record that included a weapons offence, an Immigration and Refugee Board case shows.

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RELATED: I'm sure it's a coincidence...

Earlier this week, Trudeau defended his appearance at the fundraiser by saying he was trying to entice foreign investment into Canada.

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LAST WORD: What's up with France?

In July, a health department study showed cases of chlamydia and gonorrhea -- two common STIs -- tripling in France between 2012 and 2016, with 15-24 year-olds particularly affected.

Tougher Love

Call the tune... pay the piper...

A special team called Scorpion drivers have been trained in tactical contact. The Metropolitan police said there had been a 36% reduction in thefts that involved mopeds or scooters since the tactics were adopted last year.

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UPDATE: Ya feelin' lucky, punk?

"Everyone in Britain is loving the police’s latest PR move: ramming criminals as they try to escape on mopeds — then posting the video footage on social media."

From the genius who brought you...

.."the budget will balance itself"...

“The GM Oshawa plant closing is proof that government bailouts never work and Canadian taxpayers always lose.” Out of the $4 billion Canada offered in loans, bailouts and stock purchases, most agree it didn’t pay off in the end.

“Look how badly Trudeau’s investment in the Kinder-Morgan pipeline has gone already,” he said. “Canadian taxpayers just got shafted again for billions.”

Justin's Post-National state

Black Friday Sale... slashing everything...

"As soon as the employees in the store realised what was happening, they picked up three swords and threatened the robbers."

Lest you imagine this was an isolated incident... and here's the rub...

The RCMP recommended Dennis Galloway be prosecuted for unsafe storage and careless use of a firearm. RCMP Staff Sgt. Lee Omilusik emphasized that police in no way condone vigilante behaviour.

Well... only under certain circumstances.

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RELATED: They don't call it "the Jungle"...

...because of the lush vegetation...

"A man in his 20s is in hospital after being shot early Sunday morning in the area of Lawrence Avenue West and Allen Road."

And the mayhem continues to spread...

Durham police are searching for suspects after a man was shot in Ajax Sunday night, near Rossland Road and Harwood Avenue.

$450,000 taxpayer "Safety Break!"

Remember... never a penis and a vagina shall meet... oh wait... Bruce McArthur was a gay serial killer...

"Olivia Nuamah, executive director of Pride Toronto said the talks will be a "deep dive" into the experiences of safety and security of the LGBTQ community across Canada. She said the second step will be a research and analysis process to come up with solutions."

How about "promiscuous drug fuelled-sex with strangers isn't always a good idea?" Oh, you can have that one for free, Olivia.

Or we could use that money to hire half a dozen cops for a year...

A 46-year-old man, Harry Rajkumar, who is known to police, is wanted for attempted murder, assault with a weapon and aggravated assault in a violent attack on a 37-year-old woman and her 16-year-old daughter at a Scarborough highrise Friday evening.

Hmmm... wonder who that could be?

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Feds paid Facebook $40,000 for ad showing how to cook chicken nuggets.

I got nuthin'.

I can't wait for the PM...

...to start taking guns away from farmers, hunters & target shooters...

"The woman was rushed by ambulance to a trauma centre. Some news reports suggested she was shot in the abdomen. The shooter was described as a male with light black skin, six feet tall, wearing a dark green, three-quarter length jacket with a hood."

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RELATED: Well... there's a clue...

An unidentified man in his 30s has died after a shooting in Hamilton in the Lincoln Alexander Pkwy. and Upper Paradise Rd. area.

Just another couple inner city irregular firearms enthusiasts.

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RELATED2: No gun, no problem...

A man in his 20s was rushed to hospital via emergency run following a stabbing in Scarborough late Friday night. Police initially said that the victim had life-threatening injuries and was losing consciousness at the scene.

The usual suspects.

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LAST WORD: Perhaps Justin should be offering...

...Gangbanger 101 classes...

An investigation has determined that the shooters mistook Jason Ramkishu for someone else, Peel Regional Police revealed Friday. Investigators believe a man shot earlier this week was the target the gunmen were actually seeking.

Oopsie.

♫"Hurry Boy..."

"...she's waiting there for you..."♫

Afterwards, Wallace was gobsmacked by her reaction, or lack thereof, to the carnies: “So if I noticed or didn’t, why does it have to be my deal? What, because there’s assholes in the world I don’t get to ride the Zipper?”

She handled the “asshole” carnies in a very effective way. She did as she pleased, and did not give them the satisfaction of preventing her from having fun.

Never seems to happen in my "hood"...

That ambiguous, unremarkable... "group of males"... they sure do get around...

In the video, a group of people can be seen in a parking lot near Jane St. and Driftwood Ave. At around 3:55 a.m., three masked males with guns confront the group, demand cash and property.

The 29-year-old victim falls to the ground between two parked vehicles. Shortly after, all three suspects can be seen to approach him, stand over him and fire.

Of course, up in the "northwest" end of the city... this is called "Tuesday"...

"A shooting in the city’s Jane and Finch neighbourhood has sent a male victim to hospital."

Snitches... stitches... you know the deal.

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RELATED: Cue Black Lives Matter, Toronto...

...in three, two...

According to the SIU, Toronto Police Service officers went to an apartment building on Willowridge Road near Martin Grove Road and Eglinton Avenue shortly after 11 p.m. to arrest a 23-year-old man.

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LAST WORD: BANGERS GET BANGED

A former Danish gang leader, Nedim Yasar, 31, who produced a memoir detailing how he left a life of crime has been fatally shot just a day before his book's release.

Of course, if you spank your kids...

...the CAS will take them away from you...

"The historic case involves minor girls from Michigan, Illinois and Minnesota, including some who cried, screamed and bled during the procedure and one who was given Valium ground in liquid Tylenol to keep her calm, court records show."

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

“Are we going to draw the line at female genital mutilation, or are we going to ignore this and draw the line at child brides? Or domestic violence? Or throwing gays off of buildings? When are we going to draw the line? This is the place where we need to make our stand.”

In other quaint cultural rituals news...

"One person suffered life-threatening stab wounds and at least five others were injured after audience members charged the stage and brawls broke out during rapper Pusha T's concert in Toronto Tuesday night. Videos show audience members throwing drinks at one of the performers before part of the crowd jumps a barrier and rushes onto the stage."

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Up to 3,000 foreign doctors in the UK are having background checks after it emerged a fake psychiatrist was able to practice with no qualifications for 22 years.

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RELATED: I blame Donald Trump...

Facebook allowed a child bride to be sold to the highest bidder before the social network finally decided to take action against the post over two weeks later, according to charity organization Plan International, which called the Facebook auction “beyond belief.”

The 16-year-old was sold by her family in South Sudan through Facebook, who ended up reportedly receiving “500 cows, three cars, and $10,000.”

Say, Chief... how about you tell us...

...a little bit more about the makeup of these violent gangs...

"Gang violence is at root of record number of slayings this year, Police Chief Mark Saunders says."

Just spitballin' here, but I'm gonna guess none of this years shooters, or shootees were on the University of Toronto debate team.

And, curiously, seems it's always the guys with the way cool street names who get lit up...

Residents say the Toronto Community Housing building is a violent drug den, where they live with bed bugs and homeless squatters defecate in stairwells. The murdered man, who went by the nickname Gucci, was involved in drugs.

Yesssirrreee... it's a mystery...

Less than three weeks before Neeko Mitchell was shot to death outside a Rexdale community centre, a rap video appeared on YouTube. It featured the man accused of ordering his murder boasting his “goons shoot when I say so.”

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UPDATE: Dunkley goes down...

Toronto gang leader and rapper Jermainee Dunkley, 34, sobs after jury convicts him of first-degree murder. Dunkley's legal troubles are not over. Last year, police in Hamilton charged Dunkley with first-degree murder in a 12-year-old case.

Oh, Jermaine... they love crybabies in federal slam.

READY PLAYER NONE

"A family whose teenage son died, honored his memory in an unusual wake: His corpse was positioned in a chair facing a television screen, a video game controller in hand and his favorite snacks next to him."

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RELATED: The 2018 tiebreaker...

"A man has died following a shooting in Scarborough's West Hill neighbourhood in the Kingston Road and Lawrence Avenue area Sunday. On Monday, police identified the victim as 23-year-old Cardinal Licorish of Ajax."

Let's suppose you don't want...

...the government to know how much dope you're smoking... what are the options...

Among the many shoppers on Thursday, a fourth-year university student said he preferred to buy from this [illegal] dispensary to avoid the delivery problems that bedevil the provincial cannabis store. Also, he didn’t want the transaction to appear in his banking records.

“It’s just too much of a hassle … it’s all about convenience for me.

Justin's Tru-Dope stores didn't shut down illegal sources of marijuana... it just made them look better by comparison.

C'mon Ron... pull the other one

Apparently Toronto Police are too timid to use the "B" word...

“We’re upset as everyone is in these communities to see the level of violence that’s taking place and the total disregard for innocent victims by the shooters,” Taverner said in an interview. “We need the help of the public. When they know of people who have guns or they know of people who are involved in shootings, they need to come forward.”

SCHRÖDINGER’S JOB ™

-- "Former EOD Tech here. We had a saying: 'Anyone can disarm a bomb... ONCE...'. -- "