Seriously? Walking Table - only $12,000

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Theorymeltfool1
10 hours ago

"We have this invention you may have heard of - they're called WHEELS."

The Usual, well... you know...

What the "professional" journalists won't tell you... It's not an "assault rifle" problem...

TORONTO • "One person has been rushed to a hospital after a shooting in Scarborough at Lawrence Avenue East and Warden Avenue at 10:45 p.m. Saturday evening."

UPDATE: Homicide #25/2020

"23-year-old Daniel Boima was a “hard-working” young man never got in trouble," said his father.

Scarborough, Scarborough... that sounds so familiar...

"How did boring, white-bread Scarberia become Scarlem — a mess of street gangs, firebombings and stabbings?"

COMPARE AND CONTRAST: The $800,000,000 Question

“I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive,” Toronto Mayor John Tory told reporters in Nathan Phillips Square.

Let's ask an actual Conservative...

OTTAWA • Ontario Premier Doug Ford is taking aim at the federal government’s new gun control measures.

Ford says he believes the feds should focus on smuggling of illegal weapons at the border and strengthening jail sentences for gun crimes rather than targeting legal gun owners.

"Maybe we're in the Matrix..."

...whimper confused Biden supporters...RELATED: Dems starting to think "Plan B"...

"Some Democrats have confessed to me that having Biden drop out, for whatever reason, might not be bad news since they aren’t convinced he can beat Trump in November."

"And they believe that a Clinton-Obama ticket would be a nightmare for Trump."

Hmmm... didn't they both just endorse Sloppy Joe?

At least as "Conservative" as...

...that bendy Belinda chick...

"MacKay’s campaign issued a statement saying MacKay’s views have evolved and he is now fully supportive of transgender rights legislation."

"The statement also said MacKay will not use the phrase “bathroom bill” again, after having consulted with the LGBTQ community and understanding it has a 'negative connotation'.”

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RELATED: This guy gets my vote

From the folks who brought you...

...melamine in baby formula...

"The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) intentionally destroyed evidence and covered up news about the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak to the “endangerment of other countries”, a leaked intelligence report, a product of the Five Eyes intelligence alliance of the United Kingdom, the United States, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, has found."

“Despite evidence of human-human transmission from early December, PRC [People’s Republic of China] authorities deny it until January 20th,” the report stated.

“The World Health Organization does the same.

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RELATED: Follow the money

Smell the Woke

Which one of these pictures sparked calls for gun control?

Gaffing the Wheel

So, what else is new?

For example, more than a month ago, administrators at the 180-bed Atria Willow Wood ALF in Fort Lauderdale confirmed that at least six residents had died of COVID-19, the illness caused by the virus. But the chart released Friday includes only three resident deaths as confirmed, while three remained “under investigation.”

Spokespeople for DeSantis and his two health agencies — the Department of Health and the Agency for Health Care Administration — declined to discuss discrepancies within the data.

Not Me, Not Mine...

...Not Today...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

elmore-dickin
2 days ago

"Bitch that ain’t cramp! You need a priest."

Say what?

Appearing Friday on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, former Vice President Joe Biden had another “brain freeze” moment...MIKA BRZEZINSKI: "Are you absolutely certain, are you absolutely positive, there is no record of any complaint by Tara Reade against you?"

JOE BIDEN: "I am absolutely positive that no one that I’m aware of ever was been made aware of any complaint a formal complaint made by or a complaint by Tara Reade against me at the time this allegedly happened 27 years ago or until they I announced for pres—well, I guess it was in April or May of this year."

And the hits just keep on coming...

"When it was Biden and my aunt’s turn to say hello he quickly turned to me and asked how old I was. I replied with my age and he replied with the comment ‘Fourteen? You’re very well endowed for 14!’"

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UPDATE: Bad news for Sloppy Joe...

"The New York Times on Saturday called for the Democratic National Committee to investigate the sexual assault claims against presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden -- a day after he denied the allegations for the first time."

GTA cops arrest local Dairy Farm...

...wait a f@cking minute...

Investigators with the York Regional Police Homicide Unit have charged two more people in connection with the death of a 33-year-old man who was killed in a 2018 shooting in the City of Richmond Hill.

Charged:
• Mohamad El-Zahawi, 38
• Abdelaziz Ibrahim, 23

Charges:
• First-degree murder

I demand an immediate ban on tow trucks!

RELATED: I'm so old, I remember when we didn't just...

...release murderers into the larger field of folk...

"Less than five years after killing Rosemarie Junor in the PATH while suffering untreated schizophrenia, Rohinie Bisesar could soon be out on unescorted passes in the community."

RELATED2: Got what he was looking for...

"Sources told the Sun the man was ordered to 'drop the knife' repeatedly, but he ignored the commands and was shot dead."

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LAST WORD: The Usual, well... you know...

"Paramedics said they arrived to find two males in life-threatening condition, one female in serious condition and another male also in serious condition."

IT'S "PUT UP OR SHUTUP" TIME

Dear Post-National Broadcaster...Instead of mindlessly fellating the Snow-Boarder-in-Chief every time he pops up out of his hole, how about asking him stuff like...

"Who exactly is hunting deer with an AR15?"

And that's not a rhetorical question.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT ABORIGINAL EXCEPTIONS:

"Let's just change things around a wee bit - 5 drunken redneck Canadians with a loaded rifle trespass on an Indian reservation and attempt to steal a truck at three different homes..."

You really wanna save lives? Ban alcohol.

"In Canada in 2015–2016, there were around 77,000 hospitalizations caused entirely by alcohol, compared to 75,000 hospitalizations for heart attacks in the same year. Alcohol is responsible for about 4500 deaths per year in Canada."

C'mon Justin... do it now!

Canada's Sanctimonious Lying Prime Minstrel

The wisdom of a former snowboard instructor...

• "Nobody needs an AR15 to hunt deer."

How about, "These guns belong on a battlefield."

And here's the crowning glory of his ignorance...

• "They shape our identity, they stain our conscience."

No, you dumbass, they don't. Yet all of this melodramatic misdirection and outright lies are being touted as "accepted wisdom."

Let's pull apart Justin's little dog & pony show.

• No one in Canada hunts deer with an AR15.

The AR15 is classified as a "Restricted Rifle" which requires a separate "license" and can only be taken to a "Restricted Rifle Range." It cannot be used for hunting... whether it's deer, song sparrows or snapping turtles.

Also, for many years now, these (semi-automatic) firearms have been restricted further to using only 5 round magazines.

No one uses an AR15 on the battlefield.

The C7 and C8 variants of this rifle used by Canadian military is a fully automatic select-fire weapon capable of using 30 round magazines. Neither the rifle or the magazines are available to the public.

• "All Canadians must be in compliance with the law."

You mean like Gamil Gharbi, Gabriel Wortman, Faisal Hussain, Kimveer Gill and Michael Zehaf-Bibeau... or the Five Point Generals and the Driftwood Crips?

This is another Liberal Party publicity stunt. It will do nothing to reduce crime or criminals.

Here's a sampling of the folks Justin won't be pursuing with his Royal Proclamations.

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ORWELL:From the comments...

• "Is this even legal? If it is, why is it necessary to have a parliament."

• "I 'identify as a Native', so I don’t need to comply."

• "5 years in and Trudeau is taking guns away from citizens and people are standing in line at the grocery store."

• "You have to admire his basic dictatorship."

• "I think a protest is in order. I suggest blocking the rail lines."

The Divine Right of Kings...

...was supposed to be a relic of an unjust medieval world...

The massacre in Nova Scotia was carried out by a man who never had a gun licence but had a stash of illegal weapons — one traced to Canada, the others from the United States.

The gun violence we see in our streets is similarly carried out mostly by gang members who don’t follow the law, smuggle guns from the U.S. and don’t bother with things like licences.

But going after the actual shooters... basically, "visible minority" gangbangers, well... that would be racist, right?

The obvious & provable facts here are that penalising millions of law-abiding firearms owners across this country will do nothing to stop cimes against the larger field of folk. It's like banning the Ford Taurus that Gabriel Wortman used in his murder spree.

And using an Order in Council instead of putting this to a parliamentary vote is a cowardly subversion of the democratic process.

Taking rifles used for target shooting by licensed gun owners won’t stop the violence committed by gangs who used smuggled handguns to protect their drug trade.

Even if you are no fan of guns, every Canadian should be outraged that our democracy is being subverted and that their government is lying to them about what their actions will accomplish.

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RELATED: Let's talk Ecole Polytechnique

Who was Gamil Gharbi?

"Who's that, you say? Gamil who? It's not surprising that name doesn't ring a bell... the politically correct mainstream media in Canada wouldn't touch this fact with somebody elses ten-foot pole."

Let's not forget the now cancelled "Farmer Bob Rifle Registry" was a 2 billion dollar Liberal publicity stunt created solely to surf the tidal wave of outrage caused by this sociopath.

And how about that Toronto Beaches Shooter?

"According to police, Faisal Hussain opened fire along a bustling stretch of the Danforth using a M&P40 recently stolen from a Saskatchewan arms dealer, causing carnage and chaos before turning the gun on himself."

A "Saskatchewan arms dealer?"

♫ "City girls just seem to find out early" ♫

..."How to open doors with just a smile" ♫

Rutgers University Professor Brittney Cooper unleashed a tirade at supporters of President Donald Trump in a social media thread this week.

“Fuck each and every Trump supporter!”

Even the diehard Lefties were aware

...of Sloppy Joe's, er... "proclivities"...

A 2008 column in the far-left magazine CounterPunch accusing Joe Biden of “loutish sexual advances” in the U.S. Senate has become a lightning rod in the debate over Biden and his former staffer Tara Reade’s allegation of sexual assault in 1993.

The article, written by the late Alexander Cockburn, lamented then-presidential candidate Barack Obama’s choice of Biden as a running mate in August 2008.

Biden, in Cockburn’s view, was an empty and worthless swamp creature, a D.C. insider chosen purely to improve Obama’s electoral odds who would ultimately stifle any progressive agenda for the candidate of “Hope and Change.”

Felonia Milhous Von Pantsuit is starting to salivate...

"In fact, Clinton talked so much about their shared history that it was easy to forget that she was endorsing Joe Biden. It almost sounded as though she were touting her own resume instead."

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RELATED: Is that what America really wants?

"It was like watching Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny obsessing about a quart of missing strawberries – and losing sight of the world war raging about him."

It isn't simply about crashing...

...the worldwide financial system...

"To say they cannot leave their house and that they will be arrested if they do: that's fascist."

"That is not democratic; give people back their goddamn freedom."

Ah, Toronto... don't ever change

#DiversityStrongistan

TORONTO -- "A shooting in East York at Wakunda Place and O’Connor Drive has left one male victim with serious injuries as police respond to multiple reports of gunshots in the area Wednesday night."

Wakunda, Wakunda... that sounds so familiar.

RELATED: Where was that again?

Officials said the shooting happened in the area of Norfinch Drive and Finch Avenue West, just west of Jane Street, at around 12:18 p.m.

Are Canadian borders actually that porous...

...or did Gabriel Wortman get his "assault rifle" off either of the two Mounties he bested on his deadly journey?

At a press conference in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, RCMP Supt. Darren Campbell said the man who carried out the deadliest mass shooting in Canada’s history was carrying several semi-automatic handguns and two semi-automatic rifles.

Asked if the shooter was carrying a “military-style assault rifle,” Campbell replied that police had found a weapon that could be described that way.

Say, what? C'mon Clouseau... just tell us what it was. We already know he stole the dead cops's handgun.

Why will nobody ask the obvious questions?

Here's another one...

Did Toronto teen kill himself in botched "rip & run?"

Why does the media allow the myriad spokes-bots to get away with all these ambiguous statements?

"Police have previously said they have a 'fairly good idea' that Wortman didn't have a firearms licence in Canada."

What's stopping them from giving a definitive answer?

Is Canada's much-celebrated "Firearms Registry" down for the count?

Will the actual numbers...

...end up justifying all the hysteria?

It sure doesn't look like it...

Why are death rates falling while COVID-19 deaths continue to grow? It may be that many deaths that aren’t really COVID-19 related are counted as that anyway. The net effect is to exaggerate COVID-19 deaths, while underestimating others.

Employing simple arithmetic, in a pandemic you would expect a surge in overall deaths, all things being equal.

Could it be that the number of COVID-19 deaths has been inflated? There’s strong evidence for this.

A continuing media-driven panic could end up being the real killer here.

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RELATED: Drinking the KungFlu Koolade

"People very justifiably want to know if some $3 to 5 trillion of our economy has been lost for a good reason, versus from panic stemming in large part from artificially inflated statistics."

The government has put in place strong financial incentives for ambiguous or multi-cause deaths to be assigned to the Covid-19 virus as “the” cause.

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LAST WORD: Justin Saves The World

"In Canada, nursing homes account for 79% of deaths."

The Four Most Important Words...

...you're gonna hear this week...

NINE... MEALS... FROM... ANARCHY...

"C&S Wholesale Grocers CEO Michael Duffy warned on “Fox & Friends First” Tuesday that shoppers will soon see more instances of meat being out of stock in grocery stores due to disruptions in the supply chain amid the coronavirus outbreak."

Think about it. Three days without food and your SJW neighbours are beginning to think about cooking and eating you.

Facts don't matter. It's about what people believe.

RELATED: Get 'em while you can...

"As a result of the diminished demand from restaurants, millions of pounds of potatoes are at risk of being thrown away. Planting for the 2020 harvest has been reduced, MacIsaac says, and processing companies have told farmers to store their French fry potatoes until there’s a need for them again."

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MEANWHILE OVER AT UBERWOKE CNN:

Gotta have priorities

"She's 'enabling a sexual predator!'"

C'mon...that's practically her whole job description...

Tara Reade blasts Hillary Clinton after Biden endorsement:

The Hildabeast wants on the ticket so bad she can taste it. Then, six months down the road, Sloppy Joe drowns in the Rose Garden duck pond.

Even insane uber-lefty Alyssa Milano can see which way the wind is blowing here.

Gotta get those crazy redneck...

...cowboys under contr... wait a minute...

Almost two years have passed since Horst Stewin, who was visiting from Germany, was shot in the head and suffered life-altering injuries. Horst was visiting from Germany and was shot as he drove along a highway on the west side of Calgary, according to CBC News.

Provincial court Judge George Gaschler gave the teen responsible for the shooting a 21-month sentence. He will be released from custody straight away because of the time he’s already served.

The shooter is now 18-years-old and is from Stoney Nakoda First Nation.

"You need the support of your family," Gaschler said."

The motive is believed to be mistaken identity. And meth.

UPDATE: Got this via email from a reader...

"Judge George Gaschler accepted a joint submission from the Crown and defence for 21 months, which includes a 14-month custodial sentence and an additional seven months of house arrest."

I got nuthin'.

"Math be racis'"

“Nearly a decade after states adopted Common Core, the empirical evidence makes it clear that these national standards have yielded underwhelming results for students."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"But our children are all well versed in political correctness and climate change.”

"It sucks when they miss your cancer..."

"...because they were looking at nature instead..."

Meanwhile in other medical news...

"Ontario’s medical regulator has revoked the licence of Toronto neurosurgeon Mohammed Shamji who murdered his wife two days after she filed for divorce."

Maybe he should have asked for a second opinion before dishing out treatment.

RELATED: Or they could just be exhibitionists

As "Sloppy Joe" continues to cower & hide

#BelieveAllWomenExceptThisOne...

"Now two more sources have come forward to corroborate certain details about Reade's claims. One of them — a former neighbor of Reade's has stated that Reade disclosed details about the alleged assault to her in the mid-1990s."

ASK A DEMOCRAT:

"Pelosi is just one of many leading Democrats who have either not commented on or downplayed the claim by Tara Reade."

Smell the "Professional" Journalism

Next: Six-part tell-all on "gravity holding shit down"...

“She was such a strong person,” her granddaughter, Helen Lee, said Sunday. “She would have made it to 112 for sure.”

"If not for COVID-19."

I got nuthin'.

TORONTO Homicide #24/2020

Get out your magic decoder rings... one more time...

"Toronto police say a 15-year-old boy has died after a shooting in the city’s north end shortly after 6 p.m. on Sunday."

Ah yes, the notorious "northwest" end of Toronto.

RELATED: Here's how Toronto Police report it...

"On Sunday, April 26, 2020, at 6:07 p.m., officers responded to a shooting at 1884 Sheppard Avenue West."

Not anywhere near Jane St., right Officer?

UPDATE: Not everybody is going after "assault rifles"...

“The gun violence with the black youth in the community needs to come to an end,” Jeremiah Ranger’s mother told CP24 on Monday morning.

Given the perforating wound to his buttock & leg, the mother's lack of rage and the cop doing backflips not to say anything... I'd say this was a "rip & run" gone bad.

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RELATED2: Attention Farmers, Hunters & Skeet shooters...

Gonna grab up your legal, registered firearms anyway...

“The gunplay is for the most part people who have high-risk lifestyles,” Police Chief Mark Saunders said. “If you don’t have a high-risk lifestyle you are in good shape relatively speaking.”

Who exactly are these folks Chief? Is there any sort of commonality besides being sort of "reckless?"

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LAST WORD: Cops rounding up Gangsta Mennonites

"Surveillance camera footage released by police shows a 15-year-old boy get into a waiting vehicle outside of his North York home and then exit about 10 seconds later suffering from a fatal gunshot wound."

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY...

"Basically, it is a bit like the Chevrolet El Camino or Ford Ranchero, a small, car-based pickup truck."

I'm voting for the wealthy fornicator...

...I just don't know which one yet...

While working for the then-Delaware Senator while in her mid-20s, she says he cornered her in a hallway, thrust his hands up her skirt, penetrated her vagina, and when she objected, he said something to the effect of, “Come on, I heard you like me.”

It gets better...

Democratic leaders in Congress continued on Sunday to remain quiet on the sexual assault allegations leveled against their party’s presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden, even as anger over the accusations mounted from the party’s more progressive wing.

Seriously... that's your guy?

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RELATED: Better and better...

"Say what you want about the Trump kids, none of them have been found with a crack pipe on them. The same can’t be said for Hunter Biden."

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LAST WORD: Twitter has Sloppy Joe's back

And where is the prestigious mainstream media in all this?

"New York Times skips latest development in Tara Reade's sexual assault claims against Joe Biden."

I'm beginning to understand...

...why the RCMP is being so cagey about releasing information on Nova Scotia shooter...Why won't the RCMP definitively state whether Gabriel Wortman had a current, valid RPAL?

The killer’s father, who also described being “beaten” by his son during a vacation in Cuba, told Frank his son had a “helluva a gun collection” and if the RCMP had obtained a “search warrant” he wonders if this could have been averted.

Apparently, you can escape police scrutiny simply by not applying for a firearms licence...

"Between this claimed death threat, the described weapons, the earlier conditional discharge for an assault on a 15-year-old boy and the alleged assault on his father, there were potential red flags that may have slipped between the justice system’s cracks."

Note that when I applied to renew my RPAL recently, the RCMP sent a separate letter to Mrs Neo enquiring if I had done anything to merit further scrutiny.

Gabriel Wortman got his "presumption of innocence." What about all the legal, registered owners of firearms in Canada?

Wake up and smell the hysteria

The latest figures on overall death rates from all causes show no increase at all. Deaths are lower than in 2019, 2018, 2017 and 2015, slightly higher than in 2016. Any upward bias is imparted by population growth.

By impeding herd immunity, particularly among students and other non-susceptible young people, the lockdown in the U.S. has prolonged and exacerbated the medical problem.

Dogs With Jobs

"Back on that fateful day in 2008, after Chesney decided to become a dog handler, he took his first instruction seriously • these dogs weren’t like pets. They were lethal weapons."

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RELATED: "Fetch me his soul, Lucifer!"

News You Can Trash

CNN... the Alyssa Milano of the mainstream media world...

According to one analysis, CNN waited 24 days to cover the allegations. By contrast, the outlet published nearly 700 articles about allegations against Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh in the 19 days from when they became public to his confirmation in 2018.

CNN did not immediately respond to a series of questions, including whether the network knew the footage existed.

Oh... it exists alright.

"If only there was a law"

Trudeau government vows to enact draconian statutes regarding use of "borrowed police firearms."

And murdering cops • that'll be "super double-illegal"...

"After taking Const. Heidi Stevenson's life, Wortman took the officer's police-issued sidearm and magazines," RCMP Supt. Darren Campbell said.

I'm not so sure I'd trust Supt. Campbell or his media confreres to give me the time of day...

Police have previously said they have a "fairly good idea" that Wortman didn't have a firearms licence in Canada.

How is that a remotely acceptable answer?

Hey, Darren... are you saying the Canadian Firearms Registry isn't working? You checked the computer, right?
Why the uncertainty? He either has one, or he doesn't.

As well, the local cops were aware of his, er... hobby...

Donald Walker says the police were apparently aware of what Wortman was doing.

"He said that he had talked to the police," Walker said. "That they suggested to him, if he was going to take it to car shows, that he not drive it on the road, but take it by trailer."

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IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE: I smell lawsuits...

"Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil confirmed Tuesday his government never received a request from the Mounties to send a message to the wider community through Alert Ready, Canada's emergency alert system, which sends messages to Canadians through television, radio and LTE-connected cell phones."

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LAST WORD: Ted Kennedy's automobile has...

...killed more people than my firearms...

"There is simply no need for civilians to own repeating firearms, period, end of discussion. Sorry children, for the greater good of all in Canada, your murderous toys shall be confiscated and destroyed, period, end of discussion."

So, you don't have a problem with me coming to your house and throwing out anything I feel "you don't actually need?"

♫ Killing Me Softly With His Song ♫

"I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style" ♫...Dear Prime Minstrel... maybe just a little less "saving"... please and thank you..

Between 15,000 and 20,000 Canadians have likely had their cardiac procedures delayed due to COVID-19, according to an estimate by the Canadian Cardiovascular Society. Cancer surgeries were also down by about 40 per cent between March 15 and April 12 compared to the same period last year.

There are thousands of other surgical procedures — including high volumes of cataract surgeries and hip and knee replacements — that have also been cancelled.

Justin's "Post-National" Canada

Remember... if Theresa Tam mandated throwing Virgins into Volcanoes, you disagree at your peril...Forget about "solutions"... just play the race card.

Our continuing series of 'stories you won't see at CBC'...

"China has rejected calls for an independent international investigation into the origin of the coronavirus."

And obviously, Brer Potato doesn't have a problem with that.

Maybe Thanos was right...

...are we too stupid to live?

"Of all fatal cases in New York state, two-thirds were in patients over 70 years of age; more than 95 percent were over 50 years of age.

Of 6,570 confirmed COVID-19 deaths fully investigated for underlying conditions to date, 6,520, or 99.2 percent, had an underlying illness."

"In this virus, we know that medical care is not even necessary for the vast majority of people who are infected. It is so mild that half of infected people are asymptomatic."

The baby, the bathwater, the plumbing & the house...

"Vital population immunity is prevented by total isolation policies, prolonging the problem."

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RELATED: Suddenly "probable" is a scientific term...

“There’s a discrepancy in the numbers,” said Charles E. Kiessling Jr., president of the Pennsylvania Coroners Association and coroner in Lycoming County.

“I’m not saying there’s something going on. I’m not a conspiracy theory guy. But accuracy is important.”

When seconds count, the cops are...

...only thirteen and a half hours away...

Police confirmed Wednesday that the suspect managed to escape from a perimeter they had set up around the rural area, but they didn’t realize he was gone until some time between 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. on Sunday when his girlfriend – whom they have described as a “key witness” – revealed details about the fake police car.

John Hudson, who had known Wortman for about 18 years, said the information the girlfriend provided to police was crucial to stopping the gunman.

“If it wasn’t for her giving that information, it would have been a lot worse,” said Hudson. “They wouldn’t have known to be looking for an RCMP car.”

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

"Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil is urging his mourning province to withhold their criticism of the RCMP."

This whole situation is a descent into farce.

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RELATED: Dudley DoRight doubles down...

"The RCMP are defending a decision not to send out a public alert until late in a gunman’s 12-hour rampage through rural Nova Scotia, in what has become the deadliest mass shooting in Canadian history."

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

On Tuesday, April 14, 2020, Motaz Haj, 27, of Toronto, was charged with manslaughter.

The victim was identified as Hilary Retzer, 27, of Toronto. Homicide #79/2019

But, but, but...

...the Prime Minstrel got to travel to his cottage...

"So agreeing to give up civil liberties like playing in parks and eating in restaurants and reading in libraries and travelling to other places has become a point of Canadian civic pride."

“There’s a pervading sense that the presumption of guilt applies to everyone who is outside during COVID.”

Well... almost everyone.

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RELATED: Cottage, cottage... that sounds so familiar

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LAST WORD: Liberals shitcanned emergency medical supplies

"Asked by Conservative MP Chris Lewis whether sending protective equipment to China left Canada short, Liberal Health Minister Patty Hajdu not only didn’t answer the question, she lied about the purpose of the emergency stockpile."

The Capricious & Unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...

"Many mosques are facing bankruptcy because they lived off the collection for Friday prayers. They will soon no longer be able to pay their rents, property loan rates, or their staff."

I'm sure Saudi Arabia would be willing to ante up.

Canadian public happy to have...

...their faces shoved into the sand.

#Hillary1N1 causing horrible brainmelt

"U.S. • America suffered its highest one-day increase in cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome yesterday, adding 317,259 new cases. This brought the number of U.S. cases to roughly 59 million, while worldwide cases of the deadly disease increased to 110 million."

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FLU IS THE LEAST OF THEIR PROBLEMS:

"I'm voting for the wealthy fornicator. I just can't figure out which one."

Not much of a surprise that it took...

...thirteen and a half hours for cops to catch up with Gabriel Wortman.Apparently the government is still unable, or unwilling to access the federal firearms licensing computer system...

Chief Supt. Chris Leather said Wednesday that "we have a fairly good idea that, in Canada at least, he didn't have a firearms acquisition certificate."

Wait, what... you don't know? How is that possible?

It remains unclear whether the killer was ever, in the past, granted a licence by the federal firearms licensing body operated by the RCMP.

That really doesn't seem like an especially useful database.

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RELATED: Why did RCMP shoot up a firehall?

We, the Sheeple

Oh, c'mon now... when have the media and the politicians ever steered you wrong?

"When people take a public position that causes massive, massive, massive economic and societal disruption, it's going to be hard to get them to acknowledge that position was wrong or even that it can be changed right now in the light of new data."

This is what an outdoorsman refers to as "Kentucky windage."

The city decided to add 3,700 people to its death tolls, who they “presumed” to have died from the virus.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"It is much easier to fool someone, than it is to convince them that they have been fooled."
M. Twain

Dumbing down RCMP entry standards...

...opens up a whole other can of worms...

Pat Curran, SIRT’s interim director, said he could not provide much information because the investigation into the incident is in its early stages.

Two RCMP officers did discharge their firearms at the scene, though he could not identify which weapons were used or who the officers were shooting at.

PS... apparently not shooting at Gabriel Wortman.

I'm beginning to see why, despite a trail of bodies AND burning houses, it took a half day to track this guy down.

TRAVEL BACK IN TIME WITH ME TO 2016:

"Starting this month, the RCMP is dropping its requirement that applicants must be Canadian citizens. It will now accept permanent residents.

Post-secondary graduates will no longer have to write an entrance exam that measures aptitude for police work and the force will no longer require a physical abilities evaluation before people submit an application."

Oh, it gets better...

"An internal RCMP document, obtained through access to information, flagged credit checks, the criminal background ban, the two-hour aptitude test and long stints at the training depot as potential barriers during the recruitment process."

TORONTO Homicide #23/2020

He has been identified as Djuro Orlovic, 72, of Toronto.

Trudeau needs to distract Canadians...

...from disastrous performance on coronavirus...Apparently, the homicidal criminals "will balance themselves."

Remember 'assault style' means anything that resembles guns you see in movies. If it appeared in the same shot with Sylvester Stallone, it's gone.

"Authorities have yet to confirm that 'assault-style weapons' were used in the attack, but Trudeau indicated he already intended to secure the ban."

The RCMP and Public Safety Minister Bill Blair have yet to say whether Wortman legally acquired his firearm, or even whether it involved rifles or handguns.

They're counting on a obsequeously compliant media and the sheeplike behaviour of most Canadians.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"How about making it illegal to be a mass murderer?"

You know, instead of targetting legal firearms owners.

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RELATED: No wonder Bill Blair is so tight-lippedDid the RCMP issue a firearms licence to a ticking time bomb?

“I was 15 and I’m standing outside of his denture clinic on Portland Street. He came outside ... He told me to ‘get off the property,’ and he smelled like booze."

"He grabbed my shirt and punched me in the back of the head."

"Wortman was banned from possessing a weapon for nine months and had to attend 'counselling in anger management.'”

STOP... OR I'LL YELL STOP AGAIN!

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LAST WORD: Let's ask a 94 year-old lady

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Just do the REICH thing...

ComicBookFanatic97...
"This reminds me of something. Can't quite put my finger on it."

justinduane...
"Mine has the Star of David on it!! And I got a free train ticket!"

Need a little background?

"In what might be one of the most over-the-top and draconian responses to coronavirus yet seen, Valley County, Montana is mandating that out-of-towners who lack the government-issued armbands will be prohibited from stores and residents are notified to call law enforcement if they do not comply."

Justin saves Canada Episode #95

"OTTAWA -- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says two planes from China were forced to return empty to Canada on Monday, without the protective medical equipment that they were sent there to pick up."

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RELATED: Blackie put China first...

"He did it when he sent them 16 tons of our emergency supplies. He did it when he sent them funds for the very Wuhan lab that probably is the source of the Kung flu."

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LAST WORD: Government by Imperial Fiat...

“Trudeau has replaced Parliament with press conferences. He can take as long as he wants to answer, in English and in French."

"By the time he winds down a four-minute answer, you’ve forgotten the question. No one can fire back.”

There's an interesting coincidence

Or is it?

"As I write, the best estimate of ultimate deaths from Covid-19 in the US is about 60,000, the same as the 61,000 people who died from influenza during the winter of 2017-2018. Yet we continue to suffer from a shutdown whose imposition was justified by a fallacious model prediction."

The KungFlu fatality rate is comparable to the H1N1 virus pandemic of 2009 which had none of the current media hysteria.

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RELATED: You enjoy being terrified?

I can help with that. I have just finished rereading Gina Kolata's amazing book on the search for the genome of the 1918 Spanish Flu virus. If history does repeat itself, we can expect this virus to mutate and rebound in the fall.

Unfortunately, by sequestering people in their homes, the politicians have ensured that by avoiding the mostly benign effects of this virus on healthy young and middle-aged people... we will not have acquired the "herd immunity" that could prevent the next iteration from ripping through the field of folk.

You trusted the guy who has a thing for colourful socks, blackface and young ladies? Good luck with that.

The Usual, well... you know

UPDATE: TORONTO Homicide #22/2020...

"Toronto Police announced Monday they had arrested Makoons Meawasige-Moore, 23, and charged him with second-degree murder."

No good deed and all that...

"Morgan, 79. was acting as Meawasige-Moore’s surety for outstanding arson charges."

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RELATED: Look who's not self-isolating

"Four men are charged in a series of robberies at gas stations in Markham and cops have released video hoping to identify a fifth suspect."

But wait... it gets better

"Legal experts have raised concerns that the temporary suspension of most court operations could have significant long-term consequences."

Metropolitan Toronto Zoo beefs up security...

...after coronavirus miracle cure revealed...

"An Iranian man calling himself an Islamic prophetic medicine healer has prescribed drinking camel urine to prevent and cure COVID-19.

In a video now widely shared on social media Mehdi Sabili who is also the chairman of prophetic medicine society treats himself to camel urine and says it must be taken "fresh and warm"."

Damn... all my camel piss is past it's expiry date!

RELATED: Where are all the Islamic Quantum Physicists?

"The author quotes an early Islamic scholar as saying: 'The monkeys are the Jews. And the pigs, they are the Christian infidels at Jesus's table.'"

But MPs are still getting paid... right?

I mean, they are the true heroes...

"Is it not at least curious that most of our nation doesn’t convulse in anger that the government the Bloc, the NDP and the fragmentary Greens seem not only willing, but eager, to shut down, bypass, ignore or seriously amputate the functions of our national deliberative body?"

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UPDATE: What could possibly go wrong...

...if we allow our absentee political betters to burn the economy to the ground?

NEW YORK (AP) — Oil futures plunged below zero on Monday, the latest never-before-seen number to come out of the economic coma caused by the coronavirus pandemic.

Don't you mean the coronavirus "panic?"

Of course, not everyone thinks it's a bad thing.

The MSM just finished crapping on...

..."Police Death Squads" out in Winnipeg... watch them shift gears here...Just waiting for the CBC to start whining about why they couldn't stop this guy fast enough...

"Seventeen people, including one member of the RCMP and the primary suspect, are dead after a shooting rampage across rural Nova Scotia on Sunday."

Now that's just one crazy fuck playing dressup... whaddaya think happens when a half dozen jihadis with automatic weapons and explosives decide to rampage through a major Canadian city?

Here's another question... will the CBC fall all over themselves branding this guy "mentally ill" before the bodies are even cold?

That's exactly what they did for the "Beaches Shooter" in Toronto...

Shortly after the Ontario Special Investigations Unit revealed the identity of the Danforth shooter as 29-year-old Faisal Hussain, a news release was sent out to select media attributed to the “Hussain Family”.

You think I'm making stuff up?

"On the one-year anniversary of a brazen Ottawa shooting that claimed the life of a 24-year-old Canadian soldier, Justin Trudeau avoided mention of the word terrorism."

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UPDATE: Remember, when seconds count...

...the cops are only thirteen and a half hours away...UPDATE2: It gets better... by which I mean worse

HALIFAX - The number of people who died in a rampage by a Halifax man impersonating an RCMP officer has risen to 23, including a 17-year-old, with bodies found in five Nova Scotia communities.

They have previously stated that there were five building fires at various locations and bodies have been recovered from those crime scenes.

Justin saves Canada...

...one ethnic entity at a time...

"These businesses may and are already facing unique challenges such as being in rural or remote locations and having less access to capital," Indigenous Services Minister Marc Miller said.

Unique challenges indeed...

"A massive police raid at three different Mohawk reserves in Quebec Wednesday morning netted $2.5 million in cash and a large firearms cache, including three grenade launchers."

Yeah... just spitballin here, but...

"This sounds less like an intentional community than an off-Broadway production of Grand Theft Auto V."

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RELATED: Twelve billion a year isn't enough

Additional funding for Aboriginal entrepreneurs, huh?

Post-National Broadcaster can't resist...

...a good "Police Death Squad" headline... but what actually happened here?

At a news conference on Saturday, Winnipeg Police Service Chief Danny Smyth said officers responded to a gun call on Adsum Drive near Pipeline Road around 4 a.m.

A resident putting out his garbage was confronted by two armed males who tried to rob him. The man was assaulted but was able to run away and call 911.

Let's retitle this one... "Good Shoot, Good Riddance."

Of course, it was always thus...

One witness said THE VICTIM HAD A KNIFE on board the bus.

The victim? THE VICTIM!!!?

In other "Just Desserts" news... Rock, Paper, Scissors... Gun... I win!

"According to Le Parisien, the 25-year-old had refugee status in France, but that was due to expire on the 26th of April. He had first attempted to claim asylum in Austria in 2018 but was rejected."

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LAST WORD: Hey CBC... here's something you can investigate...

It seems David Suzuki has expensive tastes for someone who wants to shut down the carbon economy within a generation. His primary residence is valued at around $8,200,000.00.

It makes just as much sense as...

...the rest of the nonsense that passes for reporting these days...

"That's Philadelphia Bob, Phil's brother. He saw his Pizza, that means six more weeks of closed restaurants and no crack."

RELATED: Math is hard, said Barbie

Smell the "professional" journalism

Scare the Sheeple... April 18 Edition...

“"To what extent has this been happening? We don’t know. It will probably only be quantified after the fact. Then we will start to get a sense of the hidden costs of this pandemic.”

If you "don't know"... maybe you should shut your ignorant click-baity piehole.

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RELATED: Gadzooks... we have our best people on it!

"On March 29, Dr. Kizzmekia Corbett, the "lead" member of the U.S. government coronavirus team tweeted out a Bloomberg article about how doctors would deliberately choose to deny ventilators to black Americans, leaving them to die instead."

I didn't know Flat Earth University offered a medical degree program.

The Sky isn't Falling...

...and this isn't the answer...

"We will fail at this, and in our failure we will have also destroyed the livelihoods of a vast share of the American (and the world’s) people, along with their children’s futures."

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RELATED: You did what, morons?

Trust the Prime Minstrel...

...and his (cough, cough) experts...

FLIP
“Putting a mask on an asymptomatic person is not beneficial, obviously if you’re not infected.”

FLOP
“Wearing a non-medical mask, even if you have no symptoms, is an additional measure that you can take to protect others around you."

Hang on Justin... what happened to Orange Man Bad?

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POP QUIZ:

Which Liberal federal government threw out 26,000 palettes of emergency medical equipment in just the last year?

Just another story you won't see on Canada's Post-National broadcaster.

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LAST WORD: Justin Fixes Canada... yet again

"You know, if Trump said don’t crap in your pants… Trudeau and his people would do it out of spite."

Biden blows up again

Maybe his new nickname should be Sloppy Joe...FROM THE COMMENTS:

"I’m experiencing nuclear powered schadenfreude. At least, he didn’t refer to them as the 7/11 attacks ••• yet."

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RELATED: #BelieveAllWomenExceptThisOne

You're enjoying this thing...

...way too much...

“When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the fuck up.”

Gotta have an emergency plan, right?

"A man in New Haven, Conn., Louis Angel Ortiz, was arrested earlier this week after breaking into a downtown restaurant during the coronavirus pandemic and helping himself to thousands of dollars’ worth of food and liquor over the course of four days."