20 April 2020

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"An Iranian man calling himself an Islamic prophetic medicine healer has prescribed drinking camel urine to prevent and cure COVID-19.

In a video now widely shared on social media Mehdi Sabili who is also the chairman of prophetic medicine society treats himself to camel urine and says it must be taken "fresh and warm"."
Damn... all my camel piss is past it's expiry date!

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"The author quotes an early Islamic scholar as saying: 'The monkeys are the Jews. And the pigs, they are the Christian infidels at Jesus's table.'"