17 April 2020

You're enjoying this thing...

...way too much...
“When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the fuck up.”
Gotta have an emergency plan, right?
"A man in New Haven, Conn., Louis Angel Ortiz, was arrested earlier this week after breaking into a downtown restaurant during the coronavirus pandemic and helping himself to thousands of dollars’ worth of food and liquor over the course of four days."