Don't worry... be Democrat

The recent re-infection of scrutonium into the body politic has been a harrowing turn of fortune for Axlerod and his scientific team. In November 2008, they had declared scrutonium "all but extinct," although they kept small amounts of the strain for use in laboratory experiments with Republican tax returns. It was thought to be in containment as recently as five weeks ago, with scientists citing...

A little unclear on the concept...

...Democracy, that is... Disappointingly, in this part of the world, functional democracy is defined as "not chucking your political adversaries off 10th floor roofs"..."The Egyptian leader also decreed that all decisions he has made since taking office in June and until a new constitution is adopted...

From the folks who brought you the...

...siege of Caledonia...A pair of Six Nations activists told Hamilton councillors they will stage a violent protest if need be to fight against the Enbridge pipeline plan. “We are paying attention to what they're doing and we don't like it,” Montour said. “If you think we can't do anything about it, you're badly mistaken.”No fear, you sociopaths... we believe y...

Sorry, Doc... when the drug is taken...

...as prescribed, by responsible human beings, it's a godsend... just ask anyone with a ruptured spinal disc... "Dr. David Juurlink, of Toronto’s Sunnybrook Health Sciences Centre, said generic Oxy is much more dangerous than the current version available in Canada -- and the government needs to take...

That ignorant blunderer George W...

...wait a minute...It is rather embarrassing, as well as sad, that the leader of the free world can’t even pronounce the name of the most famous human rights activist on the planet. Or that he is so quick to appease Burma’s authoritarian regime by calling it “Myanmar”.Take away the teleprompter and you get to see the real Barack...Barack Obama’s gaffes demonstrate not only a marked lack of attention...

National Treasure, my hairy ar$e

And that's not just my opinion..."Not even the NDP seems prepared to call for taxpayers to make up for CBC ad revenue lost because of the hockey lockout."Poor babies... having to make do with only a billion taxpayer dollars... every year. ********** RELATED: Wake up and smell... ...the manipula...

I blame Henry Hudson...

...and his damn fur company...Three teens pleaded guilty to manslaughter in a Wetaskiwin courtroom Wednesday for the killing of a five-year-old boy shot in his Hobbema home. Ethan Yellowbird was struck in the head by a stray bullet on July 11, 2011, as he slept inside his Samson Cree Nation home, about 90 km south of Edmonton, and police say he was a victim of a botched drive-by shooting. The three...

Somebody's gonna have to go shopping...

...for new hats...“People are not just going to vote for flash, they are going to vote for substance,” Mr. Trudeau told reporters Saturday at a Liberal meeting in Sorel, Que., the first since the race officially began on Wednesday.If that`s true, Justin... you`re screwed. Let`s just say it... this guys last name was "Smith"... people would be rolling in the aisles. He`s got a one page CV that lists...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

And, an added bonus... a couple of caring, committed morally-aware adults don't pick the taxpayer's pockets...Unlike, say... the government administered poverty bureaucracy...Over the past seven years, the city has poured an extra $210-million into programs designed to help Toronto’s “priority” neighbourhoods. What...

Apparently... Kabul self-defense classes...

...emphasize making sure your assailant is "down"..."Afghan immigrant Peer Khairi has been found guilty of second-degree murder in the brutal near-decapitation of his wife Randjida. The blood-drained body of Randjida, 53, was discovered in their Etobicoke apartment on March 18, 2008 with her throat slit and five knife wounds to her tors...

Who doesn't love...

...a good home repair story?"He crawled through a leach field, a tank full of excrement, six feet of 4" pipe, and twenty feet of 1.5" pipe that dead-ended at my washing machine trap, where he probably died trying to turn around. Then he was hooked with an auger and partially pulled through a hole smaller than his head. What a way to go."Yike...

Canadian values...

...more flexible than you might think...A Toronto mosque that runs an Islamic school cleared of hate crimes charges this week said Friday it was disappointed at the “rush to judgment and harsh comments” it faced over the controversy.Rush to judgement, huh? You be the judge...Teaching materials on the school website not only encouraged boys to keep fit for jihad, but also referred to Jews in disparaging...

That was one heckuva...

...children's party...Staff-Inspector Greg McLane confirmed that the violence was the result of an altercation between members of the Malvern Crew and the Galloway Boys, notorious Scarborough street gangs. A Malvern Crew member was denied entry to the party - which the officer said had been taken over by the Galloway Boys - and went to get reinforcements. Shaquan Mesquito, whose street name is Bam...

From Greece to the Governator...

Moneyball & Blind Side author Michael Lewis hits another one out of the park... Read this book and then try to justify "spending your way out of a crisis.""Yet in his new book both the details of Lewis’s reportage and the big picture look unanswerable. Few who read Lewis’s account of his trip to...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Surrounded by children that have voted to have "candy" for dinner for the next 4 years."********** AND MORE HERE:"Mitt Romney and his family would have been the essence of exactly what this country needs. But what was Romney's recipe? Romney's recipe was the old standby: American route to success,...

Ask a Journo-Canadian

NEWSFLASH: Stephen Harper orders jewel-encrusted throne made of human skulls... Oh my gawd... "Back in the late 1980s, the purchase of this jet was criticized by opposition politicians who charged the plane was too extravagant. They dubbed it the 'Taj Mahal.'"I'm shocked and appall... wait a minute...The...

J-School 101

You don't have any actual news... just keep digging... ********** FROM THE COMMENTS: Pearls before swine... 700 comments and counting... watch the lunatic left lose its collective hive mind... and the one sane person who puts them all in their pla...

CBC Exposed

"As a former National Reporter for CBC Television News, I can confirm Brian Lilley’s book is right on the mark. We used to call the executive building on Jarvis St. ‘the Kremlin’ for a good reason; the place was full of leftists."********** RELATED: Need an example?Lilley describes how the CBC, in the name of “freedom of expression” and “public interest,” destroyed the reputation and living of a...

Because cutting government spending...

...is a bad thing...New year-end numbers reveal the federal government quietly cut spending by $8-billion after Canadians handed the Conservatives a majority mandate.The real story here is in the comments. Get a close-up look at the rabid political left. ********** FROM THE COMMENTS:"Consistency is never a Progressive trait. They screamed for "stimulus" spending, they screamed because the "stimulus"...