20 October 2011

Okay, folks... false alarm, settle down

Yeah, yeah... I know how it sounds...

“You’re all going to die,” a man dressed in black screamed at passengers Tuesday afternoon.

You’re all going to hell. Allahu Akbar.”

FBI Special Agent Mark White, based in Dallas, said the event did not appear to be an act of terrorism. He described Shahsavari as a U.S. citizen who might have experienced an episode of mental illness.
Hang on a second... I'm confused... what exactly are we dealing with here?
Amarillo police Cpl. Jerry Neufeld said there was a language barrier for investigators attempting to interview Shahsavari, who is of Iranian descent.
Turns out there was a simpler explanation all along...
Shahsavari was born in Mississippi.
Yup... just another dumb southern cracker.


1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope the next pinhead who gets jumpy on a plane like this gets his ass handed to him on a bloody platter by the passengers.