When the Liberals do it...

...it's an easily remedied misunderstanding... when a Conservative steps over the line, it's a 24/7 year long media circus.

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RELATED: Better safe than sorry, right?

Rumours are the Liberals will shortly be announcing plans for a "Long Rope Registry."

Justin thinks you should be on the couch smoking dope... not making risky life choices.

Nevertheless... FIRE... THEM... ALL...

...and disband the Senate. Think of the tens of millions of dollars you could immediately shift over to healthcare.

As entertaining as all this is to low information voters and political partisans, this is simply how Ottawa works. Ask Liberal Senator Mac Harb.

Or perhaps ask someone who doesn't have a dog in this fight...

“If you want to feel better about Canada, try explaining the Duffy-Wright scandal to someone from another country in one sentence.”

Try as hard as the liberal media might, this simply isn't the end of the world.

"It’s a 'scandalous' donation of private dollars to the public treasury."

If this were a serious attempt to change the grubby "both hands out" culture in the Senate and the House of Commons, surely we would submit every Senator and Parliamentarian to similar scrutiny. No wonder politicians so rarely accomplish anything of note.

Let's call this bullshit what it really is and move on.

Somewhere, an unassuming grad student...

...must be polishing their thesis on "Harper Derangement Syndrome"...

You think the prime minister has been slow to act on climate change? You object to his preference for tax restraint over big new spending programs? He’s too pro-Israel, too anti-Putin? You don’t like his voice, face, or haircut?

Vote against him!

But remember at the same time that Canada has posted the best economic record of any G7 country through the worst global economic crisis since the 1930s: more jobs, faster growth, and lower public-sector debt.

To dismiss this record as creeping authoritarianism, and to cite as proof that press conferences are less rowdy than they used to be, is to reveal an appetite for grievance so ravenous that it will swallow anything and pronounce it a meal.

Bravo, Mr Frum.

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LAST WORD: Here are the people...

...who show up to riot...

Sometimes, the real gold is in the reader comments.

Mainly Because Of The Meat

You ever wonder how the Ontario Liberals, despite all their legal missteps and financial scandals continue to get re-elected?When your core demographic doesn't give a fig about right and wrong... you're untouchable.

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RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you.

E-mail addresses of cheaters -- including government officials, civil servants and high-level executives -- were among those hackers released in the Ashley Madison data leak Tuesday.

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LAST WORD: Know someone with a cheatin' heart?

Check to see if their email address is in the Ashley Madison data dump.

"From the heart, er... brains outward"

Liberal candidate & Social Justice Warrior from Calgary Nosehills takes abortion rights to the next logical level...

Justin sure knows how to pick 'em.

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RELATED: Little Mosque on the Down-Low

"The Liberal party is keeping a tight lid on what transpired during the two-hour, closed-door session last Tuesday."

I don't know why... Justin's last "dressup & pray" went over so well.

"Give a little bit..."

"...give a little bit of your lips to me..."

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RELATED: Party like it's 1529

Riyadh (AFP) - MERS coronavirus infections have soared in Saudi Arabia ahead of the hajj pilgrimage, killing three people and forcing a Riyadh hospital to close its emergency ward, officials and newspapers said Thursday.

This raises to 483 the number of deaths out of 1,118 MERS infections in Saudi Arabia, where the virus first appeared in 2012, according to the ministry.

A once in a lifetime experience coupled with deadly disease. Who says Supreme Deitys don't have a sense of irony.

$221 million lost in just one month

You ever wonder why Ontarians have the highest electricity bills in North America?

Ontario received payment of those June 2015 exports at the hourly Ontario electricity price of $15.31 per megawatt hour ($29.1 million). However, the cost to produce and transmit that was $131.43/MWh which means it cost Ontario ratepayers $249.9 million.

Perhaps it’s time for Premier Wynne to realize that the losses on our exports represents a “green tax” on all of the ratepayers in Ontario

(h/t reader Rich)

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RELATED: Flirting with bankruptcy

Is Ontario really gonna follow California down the toilet?

#burnthisbitchdown

Obama's imaginary progeny have an idea...

“Fuck the police: As an institution fundamentally rooted in white supremacy and anti-Blackness we reject the police presence in our communities, absolutely. It is our responsibility to hold each other accountable and keep each other safe.”

Sure, that sounds reasonable.

Let's sit down and talk about it.

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RELATED: More manufactured racism

Kathleen Wynne, the new...

...Thief-in-Chief...

"Every dollar I put against our debt, or into our savings, was a dollar that was there for my wife and kids should the worst happen."

"Every dollar I lose to the ORPP, should I fall down a flight of stairs or block a bus, is a dollar lost to them. It simply goes to the broader Ontario collective good."

This is what used to be called Communism.

The Liberals and NDP want to take away any say you have in educating your children.

Now they want to meddle with your bank account.

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RELATED: From the comments

Speaking of taxpayer dollars...

"All of Dundas Street is already a supervised injection site., just ask the merchants, if you can find one left."

If you found your kid with a syringe in his hand, would you help him shoot up or take it away from him?

The government that Justin Trudeau...

...admires above any other...

Hundreds of families have fled their homes amid fears a cocktail of deadly chemicals had been spewed into the atmosphere after two huge explosions rocked the Chinese port city of Tianjin. At least 50 people have died and 700 injured after the blasts erupted at a warehouse for hazardous materials, leaving an apocalyptic landscape of incinerated cars, crumpled shipping containers and burnt-out buildings.

It is believed the warehouse contained at least 700 tonnes of sodium cyanide, a toxic chemical that can kill rapidly if inhaled, as well as other highly flammable and dangerous materials.

As chemical experts were sent to assess the scene, officials fuelled panic by refusing to say what was being stored or offering any explanation for the cause of the disaster.

Sure, Justin... being a dictatorship does have its advantages.

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RELATED: Smell the roses

"Physicists at the University of California have found 1.6 million people in China die each year from heart, lung and stroke problems because of polluted air."

Well, heck... it's not like there's any shortage of people... right?

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LAST WORD: Even his media lapdogs...

...are mocking Trudeau's Care Bear Moment.

Danger, danger Will Robinson...

...chipping away at the next big social injustice...

As robots get more sophisticated and humanlike, more and more people will find love, happiness, and intimacy in the arms of a machine. Robot sex and love is coming, and robot-human marriage will likely not be far behind.

C'mon, space cadets... are you actually telling me you didn't see this coming?

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RELATED: From the comments...

"What ever happened to all the people who used to think they were Jesus? Would we be forced to worship them now?"

(Via BCF)

Think of Trump as a weathervane

Let's face it... anyone to the political right of Bert and Ernie is sick and tired of being shunned and vilified for falling out of lockstep with the politically-correct herd.

“People have to get their minds wrapped around the fact that the seething fury at the leadership of the Republican Party is real, and it’s going to bubble over somehow with somebody, and right now it’s with Trump.”

Donald Trump has become a lightning rod for the frustration & anger of a large segment of the American people.

In today's softly feathered, no consequences, celebrate everyone Dreamlandia there is only one real sin and that is holding socially conservative views. If you are opposed to abortion, if you want to punish criminals, if you don't want to unreservedly celebrate Bruce, er... Caitlyn Jenner's seemingly redundant penis... then you are the "thought criminal."

I suspect that (to make just one guess in hindsight) if Donald Trump had been president in September 2001, Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden's Tora-Bora hideaway would've been scattered across the Afghani landscape like a Lego set at the end of a toddler's exhausting but cathartic nap-free afternoon.

And Americans would've been fine with that. I think Jeb and the boys had best be watching their six.

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UPDATE: Teflon Don

A Morning Consult tracking online national poll found Trump increasing his lead to 32 percent -- 21 percentage points ahead of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, who garnered 11 percent.

Go figure.

Who is this Marco you speak of?

We do know he's not the Liberal leader's first choice...If he wasn't good enough for Justin and the other Liberal bigwigs... why should Joe or Jill Voter get behind Marco Mendicino?

Justin Trudeau has said publicly...

...he couldn't imagine deploying the Canadian military "under any circumstances"...

I wonder what Sgt. Danylyshyn would say about that.

Nanny State Overlords... Episode #49

Instead of wasting time and energy on an actual solution to the problem... let's splash people with urine.

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UPDATE: Maybe fancy high-tech paint...

...isn't really the answer?

"A man was driving in the city by the bay when a street light pole crashed down on the hood of his car, missing crushing him by about a foot.

How did one of these ubiquitous poles collapse when there was no storm or wind? The base of the pole has rotted out from age and both dog and human urine."

Lotus land collapsing under the weight of its own waste?

I blame George Bush.

BC's surreal real estate bubble...

...pumped up by "grey money" from abroad...

In 2012, the last full year measured by Global Financial Integrity, China saw $249.57 billion US in illicit money transferred abroad. According to Chinese officials, Canada is a top destination for these funds.

Apparently, Justin Trudeau's Communist dictator heroes aren't as efficient as he imagines.

Two shot dead, three others injured

When the bagpipes start to play... it drives the Highlanders completely... oh, wait a minute...

The nightclub was hosting the official OVO Fest afterparty featuring Toronto rapper Drake. A similar incident occurred in front of Muzik last year when a 28-year-old man was shot around 4 a.m. after OVO Fest on Aug. 5, 2014.

It's a long, long way from Degrassi.

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REGISTER CLUBZ NOT GUNSHmmm...

"The after-party, which marked the end of four days of Caribbean Carnival-related festivities, was over and the “last patrons” were leaving when the shooting began."

Yup, purely coincidental I'm sure.

One Dead Lion

What's the larger problem with the lunatic left... that they cherrypick their tragedies, or that they have no sense of perspective?By diverting attention from what is actually happening in the world, this cheap trick "puppies & kittens journalism" obscures the larger issues. This media manufactured outrage saves animals the same way giving spare change to junkies fights drug abuse.

Click on the headline... if you have the stomach for the truth.

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RELATED: Let's call it "Cecil Journalism"

Sure, there's an epidemic of black people being murdered. It's just NOT NEWS and it's NOT THE POLICE who are doing it.

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LAST WORD: Really concerned about animals?

"Let’s be honest: If not for the ethical objections of Westerners, between Africans and their poaching and Asians and their ridiculous superstitions about the “virility power” of eating tiger dicks and bear testes and rhino horns, there’d be far fewer wild animals left in the world today.

The Environmental Investigation Agency estimates that at least one tiger is killed per day for use in Chinese hocus-pocus."

Just another story you won't see on the CBC.

It's not like his name is Ford

Whaddaya wanna bet the Toronto Star doesn't stalk Tommy Trotsky from his own backyard?

“I believe that governing is about priorities,” Mulcair said from an outdoor balcony in Gatineau, Que., overlooking the Ottawa River, the iconic Peace Tower looming in the distance.

So what was Mister "Priorities" first big decision of the campaign?

You guessed it...

The election call meant Mulcair dropped Sunday’s Vancouver Pride parade from his schedule.

Apparently, though... the NDP has a solution. If you blow out all the stops, maybe you won't remember that you're not one of Mulcair's priorities...

“As you’ve all heard, it sounds like Stephen Harper is going to drop the writ very shortly. Sadly, this means that Tom Mulcair can no longer attend Pride tomorrow. As the Vancouver Centre candidate this means one thing for me – we’ve got to step it up to fill his absence. That means we need to dance and party harder than we ever have.

Sure, that'll ease the pain. I'm sure there'll be a lot more drinking nationwide when the voters see the NDP's budget numbers.

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RELATED: Winding up the machine

The other ad recounts how Mulcair, as a provincial politician, was once offered a bribe by a “disgraced Quebec mayor” which he didn’t accept but also didn’t report to police for 17 years.

Another non-priority I guess.

I'm not crazy!!!

Behold... the emergent battle cry of the lunatic left...

"Breasts AND penises for everyone!!! Because, like, Mike Harris, sistah man!!!"

Meanwhile, in other "check your privilege, pick up a hair shirt" news... forget about that Boko-Haram bother... PETA calls for "death penalty" for dentist who shot lion.

Go ahead... vote for Tommy Trotsky or "Royal Jelly" Trudeau.

I dare you.