Hard to argue

"I can’t lie, having a penis on your arm for four years is a really strange thing to live with,” he added. “But I am determined this penis will be ultimately used for what it was built for.” Malcolm MacDonald, 45, was even given an extra two inches by surgeons — but a series of delays mean he has lived with it on his limb for four years.RELATED: In other fascinating penis n...

Apparently, the Center of the Universe...

...is a mooshy, spotted, hirsute, one-time second banana to Tony Danza...Milano, Milano... that sounds so familiar. RELATED: Give us more "Jurassic Bark!""It is not the first time that Midler has effectively declared President Trump a killer."LAST WORD: We All Fall Down..."So, to break this down,...

The End Run

What people seem to ignore is that Joe Biden may get to pick the next President of the United States all by himself..."Tablet notes that Bass’s decades-long association with the Venceremos Brigade and her surveillance by the LAPD is conspicuously absent from biographical accounts of her activities after the mid-1990s, which is precisely when Bass began to chart a public political caree...

Kielburger's Kanada

There were many odd, or even very odd moments in their testimony. I’m hardly alone in seeing their refusal to answer Pierre Poilievre’s four-times-repeated question whether they had hired private investigators to surveil reporters (Canadaland’s Jesse Brown, in particular) almost eerie. Any conventional,...

I'm from the Prime Minstrel's Office...

...I'm here to save you...UN officials pointed to a study published in The Lancet that notes “physical distancing, school closures, trade restrictions, and country lockdowns” are worsening global child malnutrition. The study estimates that an extra 6.7 million children will be at risk, and that lockdowns...

St George was "chasing the dragon"

And we all know how that "vision quest" usually ends...The first thing that jumps out when reading the Floyd autopsy report: “No life-threatening injuries were identified.” That is a direct quote. There were no facial, oral mucosal, or conjunctival petechiae noted. The autopsy established that Floyd...

The Usual, well... you know

They got Shamar and they're beating the bushes for Kwami..."Shamar Bailey, 21, of Toronto has been charged with first-degree murder and is scheduled to appear in a Toronto court on Thursday via video link. Additionally, police say they have also issued a warrant for the arrest of Kwami Garrwood, 21,...

Pierre-lite is counting on your apathy...

...but he legalised weed, just in case...The Conservatives sought to request that all cabinet ministers disclose whether they had knowledge of relationships between Trudeau, other top Liberal officials and WE prior to the cabinet’s decision to award the grant program to WE, and disclose whether they,...

No deer, no AR15, no snitches...

...no conscience, no remorse...T’Quan Robertson was allegedly involved in a June 14, 2018 shooting in which gunmen opened fire on a man in a playground on Alton Towers Circle, near McCowan Rd. and Finch Ave. Two sisters, ages five and nine, were wounded. In addition to Robertson’s arrest, Saunders...

Let's hear about Kielburger Inc's...

...budding real estate empire..."Earlier in the day, the former chair of the WE Charity board of directors told MPs on the Commons finance committee this afternoon that the board was told that speakers were not being paid for appearing at WE Day events — even though WE later confirmed that its for-profit arm had paid Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's mother and brother thousands of dollars for speaking...

No wonder CBC HQ is known as...

...The Kremlin..."The CBC only chose to edit out the question and answer that related to the CBC's federal funding." "No other answers were cut from the interview."You're being scammed, folks. Meanwhile... in other censorship news. It gets better... by which I mean wor...

Betraying the public trust has become...

...a national sport..."The sole-source contract that was to be their salvation, and a rocket engine to greater things, has embroiled them in the messiest publicity they have ever had, and carries the potential to wound them fatally. The story continues to expand."And how is Peter Mackay any different?"Tax dollars should be spent according to the highest priorities, not used as a slush fund to be scooped...

I'm so old, I remember when...

...people didn't even lock their doors at night...York Regional Police have charged four men after a violent home invasion robbery in Markham Saturday. Four men had broken into the home and tied up three adult victims. There were also two kids home at the time. Roowens Marcelin, 21, and Kenron Deacon Matthews-Bishop, 18, Zongyu Li, 21 and Wei Hang Shi, 22, all face a robbery with a firearm charge.Markham,...

Back to the good old days...

...of separate water fountains..."Cecilia Loving, the department’s chief diversity and inclusion officer, said it’s okay to replace a white member with an African-American to 'uplift our identities and our separate ethnicities in order to instill a sense of pride and community and support for one another.'”What do you suppose Martin Luther King would sa...

When seconds count...

...the cops are only minut... sweet baby jebus..."The letter is a wonder to behold — a first for civil society in a modern industrialized country. Law enforcement telling the people they are sworn to protect that government won’t let them do their jobs and that any damage done to the business owners’...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"I hope France has a reeeaaally BIG church rebuilding budget - something tells me they're going to need i...

THE WILD, WILD EAST

TORONTO -- Two men were injured, one critically, after they were shot in Toronto's East York area on Sunday morning, Toronto paramedics said.Hey, no gun... no problem. No problem at all. MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:"Two suspects apprehended in Friday night’s brazen shooting and carjacking in Mississauga are now facing close to a dozen charges as police release surveillance footage of two other suspects...

Murdered a Mountie, wounded another...

...and killed 21 other innocent civilians.Is there a lesson to be learned here? Let's throw a little light on the two determined folk Gabriel Wortman wasn't able to slaughter during his rampage..."At 9:48 a.m., GW visited the house of a couple he knew who lived on the 2900 block of Highway 4, in Debert,...

"Maybe it would be more efficient..."

"...if we were to ask which leading members of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s cabinet are not in some relationship with the Kielburgers, have not been speakers at WE events, did not receive a complimentary vacation at WE’s hideously expensive ($4,000 per night) luxury resort in Kenya. Or do not have family members working for WE, or who have not forgotten they owe a woeful chunk of change to some...

I'm from the government

BIG BRASS BALLS! It gets better...Pandemic-related furloughs for federal employees have cost the country $632 million, according to Blacklock’s Reporter. On Friday, the Parliamentary Budget Office reported that 1,470,000 hours of paid leave have been claim...

Biden & the Party of Penitance

Behold the 2020 Democratic Party National Platform..."In more than 80 pages in the draft platform published by Politico, whites are mentioned 15 times, all critical, including three references to white supremacy or supremacists and one to white nationalists." "The document doesn’t capitalize white...

Well, well, well... if it isn't the...

...consequences of my own actions..."A&E’s viewership has tanked 49 percent after the network canceled the popular show Live PD on June 10, in the wake of the death of George Floyd."Topple the statues, cancel the TV shows... burn all the books. Maybe nobody will notice. RELATED: Who was George Floyd anywa...

The Gangbangers will balance themselves

Defund the Police!"Two suspects have been arrested, and two others are outstanding after a shootout, and a vehicle with a child on board was carjacked in Mississauga Friday evening."But, wait... there's more...A man is in hospital after a shooting on Friday night near Jane and Finch just before 10 p.m. to reports of multiple gunshots. Multiple vehicles on the scene were found with bullet holes. Police...

Parent of the Year

How is "All cops are racist" any different from "All Blacks are criminals?" Let's be specific..."Adults in Portland had toddlers hold anti-cop signs and repeat “fuck the police” for a bystander recording the moment, as the city continues to descend into chaos on a nightly basis."RACIST, YOU SAY? Ask...

Not a coincidence

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Fat Pat Gets Got...

...first you cut then grass... then you trim the hedges..."A business associate of slain Hamilton Mob boss Pat Musitano has been murdered in London, Ont. in what appears to be the latest settling of gangland accounts."And not a deer, or an AR15 in sig...

BETTER THAN NEW

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#CancelDemocrats

Or are we just going to pretend it never happened?I asked that the Speaker of the House be instructed to ban any political organization or political party that ever publicly supported slavery or the Confederate States of America. A cursory examination of our nation’s factual history and records proves...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Early Christians used to outline a fish in the sand to identify themselves. Republicans will soon be drawing elephants in the dust for the same reaso...

SMELL THE PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM:

They just can't bring themselves to actually say, "Jane and Finch"..."A man is in serious condition after a shooting in front of an apartment building in Toronto’s north end Wednesday evening. Emergency crews were called to the building on Falstaff Avenue, near Jane Street and Highway 401, at around...

Your money... their friends

Maggie T is a bi-polar pothead who used to stalk Keith Richards... what's Morneau's daughter's excuse?It gets better...

Build a wall... top it with razor wire...

...dot it with gun towers and lay landmines...Police searching for a 2-year-old boy who went missing from a marketplace in southern Mexico led authorities to a house where 23 abducted children were being kept and forced to sell trinkets in the street.TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:-- MEXICO CITY -- Feb 20 (Reuters) - Mexico's armored-car makers predict 2007 will be a record year, their business boosted by reports...

Canadian Taxpayers dodged a bullet

“It is absolutely shocking that the government would say that they provided a grant to We Charity when in fact they provided the grant or funds to WE Charity Foundation — a shell corporation with no assets, no history, no record of charitable work.” Blumberg said if WE Charity Foundation had been unable...

ASK THE MAYOR:

RULE#1: You've gotta have "Big City" priorities...RULE#2: Pick someone from the right identity group...Toronto Mayor John Tory slammed the sentence “chair girl” Marcella Zoia received for tossing a chair off a downtown highrise balcony onto a busy highway, saying it won’t serve as a deterrent for...

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME...

...back to 1968...There were no continuous on-screen scoreboards of death counts. President Lyndon Johnson wasn’t accused of health care insensitivity. Government medical experts weren’t media darlings. News anchors weren’t applauding economic shutdowns, and nobody thought for a minute about politicizing...

Spoken like a True Democrat

Who is this crazy woman?On Tuesday evening, Chicago Mayor Lightfoot publicly lambasted the president’s move to assist her city, which has experienced a surge of violence in recent days.UPDATE: Chicago cops knew... didn't do shit..."Sources told CBS Chicago's Brad Edwards the police were warned there...

The Usual, well... you know

Black Lives Matter Mississauga was apparently unavailable for comment...A suspect, Safeer Ahmad, 19, of Mississauga, was arrested. He has been charged with conspiracy to commit murder in relation to the September 2019 shooting and the death of Davis. Brampton, Ont. resident Jahvon Valdez, 21, has been charged with conspiracy to commit murder and unauthorized possession of a firearm in relation to...

The Capricious and Unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"..."Investigators say they are working with both the intelligence services and psychiatric doctors to assess the possible motivation for the attempted attack."Seine Saint-Denis... that sounds so familiar...Recently, it was reported that this sprawling district now holds as many as...

It's not what you say, it's how you...

...[cough, cough] say it...In the five hours he had been out, Dave Killen, a photographer for The Oregonian/OregonLive, and a group of protesters had been pushed by police northward on Third Avenue, he said, to its intersection with Taylor Street. Officers stood across the intersection, facing the...

From the folks who brought you...

...Tienamin Square and melamine in baby formula...Showing the shocking footage which many observers said echoes Jews being mass loaded onto cattle cars during the Holocaust to be taken to their deaths, Marr pressed Chinese Ambassador Liu Xiaoming with: “Can I ask you why people are kneeling, blindfolded and shaven, and being led to trains in modern China? What is going on there?” To which Liu replied:...

The Usual, well... you know

Sorry, Justin...TORONTO • A 21-year-old woman, Tristawna Ona Christian has been arrested and a 26-year-old man, Shaquille Jameel Taesean Small is wanted in connection with a fatal shooting that took place outside of Scarborough Town Centre earlier this month.Homicide #37/2020 You can see why Blackface...

The family that preys together

The drug-dealing gangbangers "will balance themselves"...TORONTO • On July 14, officers from 11 Division Major Crime Unit, Community Response Unit and the Emergency Task Force recovered 11 firearms, 11,000 rounds of ammunition, 110 grams of crack cocaine, 400 grams of heroin, and 672 grams of crystal...

California Dreamin'

But, they're usually such sticklers for the rules!Thousands of homeless people have been housed in San Francisco’s empty hotels in an effort to slow the spread of coronavirus. However, City Journal contributor Erica Sandberg told “Tucker Carlson Tonight” on Wednesday the policy has been an “absolute disaster.” “You are talking drug-fueled parties, overdoses, deaths, people are being assaulted. You...

"Vandalised?"

You mean smashed into smithereens, don't you?"An ancient Buddha statue, which was found in Pakistan's Takht Bahi area in Mardan district in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa while digging the foundation of a house, was 'vandalised' by local construction workers on Saturday as they considered the relic to be 'unIslamic'".You know what else they consider 'unIslamic,' Chuck? That'd be you. •••••••••• SPECIAL RULES...

The racist shithole where I live

Smug AND racist...Canadians frequently feel a little smug watching the struggle for equality of people of colour south of the border. We should realize, however, that racism is alive and well in this country, including in Mississippi Mills. Ms. Doiley-Lavictoire must pass a certain house on her way...

Well, then... he obviously deserved it

A particularly uni-dimensional report from the folks who worked the country into high dudgeon over using a mugshot of a young, Black, Muslim murder victim... I can't wait to hear about his evil, mountain-top lair...The 73-year-old man shot to death by Ontario Provincial Police officers in Haliburton...

Toronto the Good... just keeps on...

...getting better...Last year, in what now passes for the “new normal” in Toronto, shootings and firearms discharges were up 88% (492) and the number of victims injured or killed up 32% (284) compared to 2005 — both at their highest levels in 16 years. Despite the record levels of gun violence last...

And Justice for Some

Dear HRH Prince Charles... pls note, I'm still waiting for my "Highland Clearances" cheque...TORONTO, July 18, 2020 /CNW/ - Black Lives Matter held a rally and march today in support of demands to defund the police, invest in communities and create emergency safety services that do not harm Black and Indigenous people.Remember, it's not vandalism... it's "artistic disruption"...Along with a coalition...

Whitenessphobia

"After all, if there’s anything that George Floyd’s death ought to wake us up to, it’s the lack of diversity in the UK wine industry. And in the London Olympics. Not to mention commercial real estate and curling." To be free of whiteness, if you’re a minority means hating white people. And if you’re white, you can only hope to escape whiteness by hating yourself.RELATED: We can put a man on the...

The tip of the iceberg

More flu... more funding...The truth about the death was brought to light after FOX 35 News asked Orange County Health Officer Dr. Raul Pino whether the two individuals in their 20s who were listed as coronavirus deaths had any underlying conditions. “The first one didn’t have any,” Pino said. “He died in a motorcycle accident.” Pino went on to insist that one could “argue” that COVID-19 may have...

Something every parent knows

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The line continues to blur

"Trump took off the mask in the middle of the press conference and then put it back on several times, causing the media to change their opinion on mask wearing over 17 times in three minutes."It's pretty obvious how this works...

What government should be doing...

...instead of lining their family's pockets...

Nobody needs an AR15 to...

...hunt teenage girls...TORONTO ••• Police have identified 17-year-old Myah Larmond, who was killed inside a Hamilton, Ont. home while announcing an arrest in the “careless and reckless” shooting.Every headline I've seen is describing this homicide as "reckless." Why is no one using the word "CRIMINAL?"A...

THE PERFECT STORM

Gonna file this one under, "Be careful what you wish for"...The California Faculty Association is demanding free college tuition for Black and Indigenous students and asking for armed police to be removed across the state’s campuses. “The US is a racialized society based on white supremac...

"If it only saves one life"

Don't be black... don't be black... don't...The province’s police watchdog is investigating a fatal police-involved shooting in Haliburton County that started with a report about a man who was refusing to wear a mask at a grocery store. OPP officers were called to the grocery store at around 8 a.m. “He refused to wear a mask at the store. He was refused service and the assault happened thereafter....

His Favorite Charity

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau asked WE Charity to host a 2017 Canada Day weekend event on Parliament Hill, the organization’s co-founder said, for which the government paid $1.18 million. And Trudeau’s mother, who had been receiving fees for making public appearances at WE events at the time, was a...

Justin talks a good game...

...but what is he actually doing?Global News previously asked the government to provide a breakdown of the exemptions used to allow foreign nationals to enter Canada, plus a breakdown of travellers by nationality, but was told this information is not available.So, 100,000 commercial air travellers a...

The demand for "Systemic Racism"...

...far exceeds the supply..."Suffice it to say that this is not the language of a white supremacist. Those who say otherwise • that Garrels is guilty of racism • have stripped the word of its potency."LET'S ASK A BLACK CONSERVATIVE:"Systemic Racism 'Has No Meaning,' Reminds Me Of Nazi Propagand...

"No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting"

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's brain dead, that's...

Well... he'll never do that again

"Daniel Lewis Lee, 47, was injected with a lethal dose of pentobarbital at 8:07 a.m., just hours after the Supreme Court greenlit the first federal execution to take place since 2003." Lee was convicted of multiple offenses, including three counts of murder in aid of racketeering in the 1996 slayings of William Frederick Mueller, his wife Nancy Ann Mueller and his 8-year-old stepdaughter, Sarah Elizabeth...

Name That Country

And you might want to change your vacation plans..."The nation’s homicide rate is one of the worst in the world; 47 homicides per 100,000 people in 2018, compared to the U.S. homicide rate of 5 per 100,000."MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:No deer... no AR15s... The Jane/Finch Hunters & Anglers are keepin' it real.There is, however, some good news on the horiz...

Surprise, Surprise... Liberals say...

...no extra money for the Auditor-General..."It is really astonishing that during, by far, the greatest and swiftest surge in public spending in our lifetime, an outpouring of $250 billion, that a miserable fraction of that amount [11 million] could not be found to enable the auditor general to at least...

Apparently, the rest of Britain said...

..."Screw you, we're staying firmly Pro-Racist"..."The Brighton and Hove City Council pledged to become an anti-racist authority, following over 10,000 BLM protesters taking to the streets of the city last month alone."Virtue-signalling is becoming an Olympic spor...

THE NEW NORMAL

Flying that friendly "Autonomous" zone..."As reported in the Seattle Times, a fellow passenger, considerately wearing his mask, begins walking up the aisle of the Alaska Airlines Airbus A320 saying, 'I will kill everybody on this plane unless you accept Jesus was a black man.'"Tackled by a [wait for...

Right out of the Alinsky playbook

YEAH... NO MORE FACT-BASED REPORTING! You want my legal, registered guns... but who's doing all the shooting?Unfortunately, CP24 wasn't the only publication to use Sow's mugshot this weekend. The CBC and Global News both originally used the mugshot as well, but lead images on these websites, as well...