The Skynet Chronicles

"If we're lucky, they'll treat us as pets... if we're very unlucky, they'll treat us as food."Dr. Paul Saffo, Stanford University Human: Tell me the definition of morality. Machine: I don’t have ethics. Human: Look, I need help; I need to know more about morality… Machine: I don’t know what ethics is. Human: Okay, I need to know how I should behave morally… Machine: I don’t know how to tell...

Dear Queers against Israeli Apartheid...

I'm thinking, maybe less feather boas and fewer parades... and perhaps a little more research..."A massive crowd assembled to watch ISIS rebels throw another gay man off a building top earlier this month." "Hundreds of spectators came out to watch the brutal public execution."The capricious and unknowable Will of Allah... sigh. ********** RELATED: Dear University of Toronto Try putting the Gay...

Yeah... Confederate Flags...

...that's what's haunting my dreams...Mr. Salhi’s 54-year-old boss was found decapitated, prosecutors said. His head was affixed to a fence and framed by a pair of flags emblazoned with the shahada, an Islamic creed declaring “There is no god but God, and Muhammad is the messenger of God.”Yup, bit of a hard sell, Yassin, but hey... message received. And it didn't stop there."More than 60 people have...

Changes in gun legislation...

...in the United States of Ameri...

Everyone a Wynner

Don't you worry..."While only four per cent of Ontarians were on welfare in 1969, today 7.6 per cent are."Relax, people... after the Liberals legalise dope they'll just hire a couple hundred thousand new social workers. Problem solv...

His father's humility, his mother's intellect...

...and the ethical perspective of a half-starved ferret... So, you're gonna trust the slickster who promised to legalise the dope industry... and then sh!t on Canada's "Princess of Pot" when she wanted to be a Liberal candidate? Apparently that's simply his modus operandi. Look, we all get that politicians...

The problem with "PUSH" media

Statistically, you're way more likely to be killed by a drunk driver... but let's face it... shark attacks get the headline every time. Of course, some shark attacks get more media attention than othe...

What's the reciprocal of Michael Ignatieff?

Answer: A colourful but intellectually-bereft social butterfly incessantly fluttering around media spotlights. Just think about it. If your main policy planks are "legalise dope" and "the budget will balance itself"... this is perfectly consistent and predictable behavior...We e-mailed Liberal MPs to better understand their position with respect to C-51 and to discover how they felt about the proposed...

Does David Suzuki still think...

..."global warming" opponents should be sent to the gulag?Data from America’s most advanced climate monitoring system shows the U.S. has undergone a cooling trend over the last decade, despite recent claims by government scientists that warming has accelerated worldwide during that ti...

So, last night I had a dream...

...that Justin Trudeau was Prime Minist...

Big Donut gets it's Green on

Dear Brazilian Caffeine Overlords... Dalton McGuinty's Ontario Liberals flushed 8 billion taxpayer dollars down the low-flow toilet pretending to green up Ontario. We now pay the highest electricity rates in North America. Just sayin'.And..."Brazilian-owned @TimHortons succumbs to American-funded...

That evil homophobic George W...

...wait a minute...No wonder Hillary has such an itchy swollen vagenda...Hillary Clinton's charity accepted a substantial donation from an anti-gay African church which has likened homosexuals to the Devil. The Cameroon Baptist Convention are certainly very much at odds with the founder of the Elton...

You really want to live in...

...a country where the President's wife can tell your kids what to eat?Rand Paul led a coalition of Republicans and Democrats and successfully ended the NSA’s illegal spying program on May 31. But President Obama still wants the authority to access any American’s phone records even without a warrant.********** RELATED:...

Fifty Shades of Freddie

I'm not an unreasonable fellow. If Anti-Crime measures aren't working anymore... why not just go "balls to the wall Pro-Crime?"What's Pro-Crime, you ask? It's a sort of "free market" for "non-conformist, don't fence me in" entrepreneurs."There’s room for debating how well anti-crime policies work,...