Stuff you're never gonna see...

...on the CBC.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Regarding the false sexual-assault allegation she made via her email to the Committee, she said: “I was angry, and I sent it out.” When asked by Committee investigators whether she had ever met Judge Kavanaugh, she said: “Oh Lord, no.”

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RELATED: The CBC called this event...

...mostly non-violent...

PM Kardashian's "most admired government"

"Neither Global Affairs Canada nor Citizenship and Immigration Canada responded on Monday to a Globe request for comment."

Downtown Toronto... safest place in the...

...sweet baby jebus...

Christopher Husbands, 29, is accused of opening fire on a group of young men at the Eaton Centre food court killing two of them and injuring six others caught in the crossfire... Ahmed Hassan, 24, died on the floor of the food court while Nixon Nirmalendran, 22, died in hospital nine days later due to complications from a bullet wound.

The innocent bystanders hurt in the shooting included a 13-year-old boy who was shot in the head and survived, and a pregnant woman who was trampled in the ensuing stampede.

Husbands, Husbands... that sounds so familiar...

"Husbands was also supervising children at a City of Toronto-run facility from November 2011 to May 2012 while on $4,000 house arrest bail for the sexual assault."

So, Affirmative Action Programs - 0... Devil on my shoulder - well, we're still doing the math.

And... it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Rohinie Bisesar, the suspect accused in the
fatal stabbing of 28-year-old Rosemarie Junor at a Shoppers Drug Mart in the city’s underground PATH system could begin standing trial later today.

Get out while you still can.

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RELATED: Feeling safe in Mr Trudeau's neighbourhood?

Ottawa police have identified a Toronto man as the victim of an early morning shooting west of downtown on Monday. Gulan Ahmed, 23, was found dead on Carruthers Avenue near Scott Street at about 3:45 a.m.

It gets better.

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

WASHINGTON -- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated today that it has no objection, despite reports to the contrary, to people dressing up their chickens in Halloween costumes.

Good to know.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

"The agency’s inspector general traced the malicious software to a single unnamed USGS employee, who reportedly used a government-issued computer to visit some 9,000 adult video sites."

Ask Producer Adi Shankar...

"If you are a show about cultural commentary and you are too afraid to comment on the culture, especially when it’s a component of the culture you had a hand in creating, then you are a show about cowardice."

So, no more old, rich, uncaring uber-caucasian Mr Burns? No more toothless redneck Cletus?

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RELATED: Comedy is no laughing matter

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LAST WORD: The first thing we do...

...is hang all the lawyers...

The letter from a lawyer representing TVO demands that Scott stop wearing his Tokaroo costume by Friday afternoon, as it could pose "a very real threat of tarnishing Polkaroo's reputation."

Revitalising Canada's future...

...one killer McJob at a time...

An Uber driver, Abdihared Bishar Mussa, a 23-year-old Somalian refugee on his second day on the job admitted his careless driving killed passenger Nicholas Cameron after the driver stopped on the Gardiner to pick up his cell phone, which fell on the floor.

Mussa was barely moving when his Sonata was rear-ended by a BMW travelling at 107 km/h without braking.

Mussa’s lawyer David Parry wants the minimum fine, $400, imposed and asked that his client should resume driving once he completes driving training.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

"After the couple climbed into the back seat of his 2012 Hyundai, Mussa inadvertently headed eastbound on the Gardiner Expressway — in the opposite direction of the airport."

Note that Mussa pleaded guilty to a "reduced" charge.

Just a typical Republican...

...who obviously has the ear of the President...

Cesar Sayoc, 56, reportedly a former stripper and bodybuilder, is a "promoter" and "booking agent" for male stripper and burlesque shows, including touring dance troupe Chippendales.

He got caught because he left his fingerprints on one of the packages. What more do you need to know?

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UPDATE: More Fauxcahontas...

Alleged Fake Bomber is Filipino Ex-Con Who Claimed To Be Seminole.

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LAST WORD: Yeah... it's like they are twins...

On Friday’s broadcast of HBO’s “Real Time,” host Bill Maher stated that President Trump “sounds like he’s not condemning the bomber, it sounds to me like he’s partnering with him.”

Unbelievable.

Notorious northwest end of Toronto...

...coughs up another two murderers...

On Thursday, investigators said 19-year-old Jahnoye Carpenter, of Toronto, and a 16-year-old boy, who cannot be identified under the provisions of the Youth Criminal Justice Act, had been arrested in connection with this case.

Both males have been charged with second-degree murder and arson to property.

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RELATED: "Murder not a good look for a rapper"...

Prosecutor Liz Nadeau challenged Jermaine Dunkley, who performs as rapper J Noble, on the meaning of one of his lyrics, which the Crown alleges is an instruction to kill his brother’s assassin “on sight.”

Dunkley testified the lyric did not mean shooting someone, rather it was telling whoever killed Ricky that it’s highly likely there would be an altercation and that he would “punch” him.

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LAST WORD: Who's zoomin' who?

A man wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for the murder of 30-year-old Dorren Campbell, in Mississauga earlier this month has surrendered to police. At the time of the fatal shooting, Richard Chambers was wanted on another Canada-wide arrest warrant for his alleged role in a separate shooting.

Black Lives Matters Toronto was apparently unavailable for comment.

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

The suspects, two Senegalese citizens and one Nigerian, were being held on suspicion of murder, group sexual assault and distributing drugs in the death last week of 16-year-old Desiree Mariottini, Italian authorities said Thursday.

The brutality of the Mariottini's death drew comparisons with the murder and rape of 18-year-old Pamela Mastropietro, whose body was found last winter in pieces in a suitcase in the central Italian city of Macerata.

Where are all the "if it only saves one life" socialists now?

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RELATED: An Empire Undone

Virginia Raggi, the mayor of Rome with the Five Star Movement, is deeply embattled as the city has fallen into disastrous degradation, with garbage strewn across dark, broken streets and drug use spiking in bleak neighborhoods.

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MEANWHILE JUST DOWN THE ROAD:

Seven Syrians and one German passport-holder have been arrested following the gang rape of an 18-year old girl in Freiburg. Such crimes have become increasingly common in Germany since Angela Merkel invited more than a million migrants to the country in 2015.

Call me when something actually explodes...

...because, so far... these purported "bombs" are about as dangerous as a GI Joe...

"None of the devices harmed anyone, and it was not immediately clear whether any of them could have. One law enforcement official said investigators were examining the possibility that they were hoax devices that were constructed to look like bombs but would not have exploded."

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UPDATE: Roided-up Native American felon...

...arrested in Florida...Of course, he also has the requisite poster laden "crazy van"...

Three officials identified the suspect as 56-year-old Cesar Sayoc Jr., of Florida. Public records show he has an extensive record of arrests for battery, theft, moving violations, and steroid-related charges.

Sounds like this genius would have trouble working a Slinky, never mind constructing an IED.

That certainly isn't gonna stop CNN from trying to portray this imbecile as Donald Trump's secret best friend.

Weston Bakeries to issue apology...

...for making "white" bread...

In an interview with the National Post in May, Jacqueline Scott at the University of Toronto’s Ontario Institute for Studies in Education suggested people of colour face cultural barriers to outdoor activities.

“There is a sense that the outdoors is a white space, that people of colour don’t belong in that space.”

Hmmm... let's travel to an inner city neighbourhood and see if... sweet baby jebus...

The eight-year-old boy then dashes across the street just as two individuals get out of the vehicle and open fire on the unidentified man who crossed the street earlier... 15 shell casings were recovered at the scene from two different caliber handguns.

Oh, Rexdale... don't ever change.

Borrow as much as you can...

...and never, ever pay it off... said no financial advisor ever...

Merrilee Fullerton, the minister of training, colleges and universities, says in a news release the province is not in a position to fund the expansions because of its $15 billion deficit.

The previous Liberal government announced plans to spend more than $300 million on the projects.

Face it, Ontario, it's not just you... your kids and grandkids will be on the hook for the Liberals legacy of shameless waste.

Your money...

...their corporate campaign donors...

"Liberals write off $6.3 billion in loans, including $2.6 billion to automakers."

Sunny ways for Chrysler corporation!

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THE BUDGET WILL BALANCE ITSELF:

OTTAWA — The federal government says it will return 90 per cent of all the money it collects from a carbon price directly to the Canadians.

So, Justin sets up YET another massive government bureaucracy to collect all this money, then sends 90% of it back to contributors... and what gets accomplished?

Your National Broadcaster

Yes, CBC... it's exactly the same thing...

"To put up a straight pride flag is almost like putting up a swastika."

Obviously, this New Brunswick village must be put to the torch and its inhabitants rounded up and sent off to, well... you know.

Nazis, nazis everywhere!!!

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RELATED: Abracadabra... problem solved...

Witches placed a hex on US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during a protest ritual in New York.

The spell, targeted “all rapists and the patriarchy which emboldens, rewards and protects them.”

You don't bring a bone saw...

...to an accidental fistfight...

"Jamal Khashoggi declined Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman’s offer to fly to Riyadh, thinking he would be arrested and killed there, and was then murdered by the Saudi hit-team after the talk with MBS ended, Turkish pro-government paper Yeni Safak reported on Sunday."

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST:

Search for Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi-Turkish Islamist activist who hated Jews and backed Hamas, and the results are legion.

Search for Jerry Wolkowitz, an American Jewish journalist, at the Washington Post and you get zero results.

Homicides #87 & #88

Let's beat a baby to death... that sounds like fun...

When police arrived, paramedics were treating a three-month-old infant with obvious signs of trauma. The infant was rushed to hospital and placed on life support.

On Sunday, October 21, 2018, the infant succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced deceased. Police arrested Matthew Bouffard, 29, of Toronto.

But, wait... we're not finished...

On Friday, October 12, 2018, at approximately 6:15 p.m., officers responded to a call for a robbery at 241 Church Street. Edward Shannon, 57, of Toronto was transported to hospital where his condition deteriorated.

On Sunday, October 21, 2018, the man succumbed to his injuries and was pronounced deceased. Jason Hadfield, 34, of Toronto, was arrested.

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RELATED: A 25 year old mystery solved...

“Now, 25 years later, the boy who found his mother murdered in their apartment can have some answers.”

Charles Mustard is charged with first-degree murder in the 1993 death of Barbara Brodkin.

From the Comments...

Plot twist:

"Robots filmed this by themselves and uploaded on Youtube on Sunday when engineers were at home."

NO GUN, NO PROBLEM...

..."Shanked in Scarberia"... not a love story...

A 28-year-old Toronto resident Stephen Louis MacDonald is dead and another male suspect is in custody after a stabbing occurred inside Kennedy subway station on Saturday evening. Police arrested a suspect at the scene.

Homicide #86.

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UPDATE: Toronto murder shocker...

The suspect, identified by investigators as 20-year-old Mohammad Raswoli, of Toronto, has been charged with second-degree murder.

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RELATED: If you have em, smoke em...

A man in his 20s was rushed to hospital in very serious condition this morning after a shooting in Scarborough.

It happened near Nugget Avenue and McCowan Road.

Get out before it's too late.

Doug Ford gets it...

...making nice with ISIS just seems like a really bad idea...Seems Prime Minister Kardashian is walking a gentler, flower-strewn path...

"Suspected Islamic State fighter Jack Letts – nicknamed “Jihadi Jack” by the British media – is likely to be repatriated to Canada rather than the UK."

In Liberal Canada, there's no such thing as too many terrorists.

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RELATED: Our Saudi allies...

"You don't bring a bone saw to an accidental fist fight."

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RELATED2: Trick ot treat!

A man wearing Jamal Khashoggi‘s clothes left the Saudi consulate in Istanbul just hours after the journalist’s killing, according to CCTV footage.

From the folks who brought you...

...melamine in baby formula...

The Zheng drug trafficking organization was hardly clandestine. The Shanghai-based network sold synthetic narcotics, including deadly fentanyl, on websites posted in 35 languages, from Arabic and English to Icelandic and Uzbek.

The Chinese syndicate bragged that its laboratory could “synthesize nearly any” drug and that it churned out 16 tons of illicit chemicals a month.

When will Justin legalise fentanyl and really start "protecting our children?"

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RELATED: Fentanyl, fentanyl...

...that sounds so familiar...