Upscale restaurant, downtown Toronto...

...obviously, I blame Mike Harris.

Not your typical Jane & Finch "spray & pray"... in editorial suites across Toronto, you can hear the hopeful whispers... "don't be black, don't be black"...

CP24:

"Detailed information on potential suspects has not yet been released but investigators say they are working on releasing surveillance camera images captured from inside the restaurant."

Toronto Red Star:

"Two masked men..."

The Mother Corpse:

"Two men opened fire inside the restaurant, then fled on foot."

Of course, there's always one pesky fly in the multicultural ointment...

Toronto Sun:

Det. Paul Ward, who said the restaurant was “packed” at the time of the shooting, has heard from witnesses that the assailants were “black” or “brown.”

While farmers, hunters and target shooters across the GTA let out a collective sigh of relief, I suspect that Detective Ward, after he completes a couple of weeks of mandatory "cultural sensitivity training" is likely looking at extended reassignment to crossing guard duties in the furthest reaches of Etobicoke.

Don't mess with the dream, Paul.

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RELATED: Crime is down... right?

The number of shootings in Toronto has spiked compared to last year, and is up 77% from 2014.

The stats were released by Toronto Police and show there have been 286 victims of gun violence in this city as of September 21st.

That's a rise from the 162 people shot during the same time period last year.

Oh, the huge manatee.

Do you believe in Magic?

How about Bigorexia?

Bruce Jenner used surgery and chemicals to turn himself into a facsimile of a woman. He based his decision not on any measurable scientific metric... but a (and let's give him the benefit of the doubt) sincere belief that he is not actually a man. He has since been lauded by some as "courageous" and held up as a heroic figure.

It is THIS PERCEPTION, THIS BELIEF, that drives Jenner, indeed all transsexuals to what some of us consider the edge of the behavioral envelope.

In contrast to this, Bigorexics are unanimously considered to be suffering from a mental illness.

"Whereas anorexics think they are too fat when they are actually too thin, bigorexics think they look puny when, in fact, they are muscular."

The fact that Bigorexics base their behavior on AN IDENTICAL PERCEPTION, A SINCERE BELIEF that their appearance belies their true self seems not to matter.

What's going on here? Isn't this all about what you believe?

What exactly is it that makes the beliefs of one group of people so "courageous" but the beliefs of the other a "mental illness?"

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RELATED: Who's "transphobic" now?

Kendall Jenner has said publicly that she still calls her biological father, gasp... "Dad."

Similarly, Kendall's mother Kris refers to her ex-husband as "Jenner." Not a Caitlyn from either of them.

Yet another "thought crime" that will no doubt be referred to a Human Rights Commission in the near future.

So I'm guessing Plan B...

...is a class action lawsuit against the people who sell such a dangerous, unstable product...Too many malcontents... not enough adult supervision.

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RELATED: Burn Unit, my pale privileged ass...

...a little sweat lodge, some healing herbs and he'll be as good as new.

I guess it's just a cultural thing...

...like wearing special clothing or whacking off hands for petty thievery...

Rampant sexual abuse of children has long been a problem in Afghanistan, particularly among armed commanders who dominate much of the rural landscape and can bully the population. The practice is called bacha bazi, literally “boy play,” and American soldiers and Marines have been instructed not to intervene — in some cases, not even when their Afghan allies have abused boys on military bases, according to interviews and court records.

The Obama Whitehouse did take action eventually... against American soldiers who tried to stop these atrocities.

Hey Barack, what's up with that?

I'm a little surprised Obama couldn't find...

...a black wheelchair-bound transsexual who had recently converted to Islam.

This man seems to be eminently qualified for the job. Too bad the mindless media narrative will be forever focussed on what he does with his penis.

Brave New World

Come for the history... stay for the drippy, burning genitals...

"There were almost 35,000 cases of gonorrhoea reported in England last year - it is the second most common bacterial sexually transmitted infection in the UK after chlamydia. The majority of cases affect people under the age of 25."

From Stonehenge to 'stoned binge'... the all too predictable consequences of throwing out all the rules.

When, for the love of all the gawds, will Her Majesty's government set up those "safe-shagging sites?"

I don't know how she missed...

...the roundup, barcoding and forced exile of homo & transsexual individuals to that gulag on Baffin Island...

In the October issue of Harper's Magazine Heather Mallick​ ​examines the career of Stephen Harper, who some have called, “a replicant of the Blade Runner variety.” The evidence is certainly convincing: “he speaks in a monotone, he’s impossibly rigid, and he seems unable to understand the emotions of others.”

Since he took office in 2006, Mallick writes, Harper has imported some of the worst American policy ideas—slashing the federal budget, introducing mandatory prison sentences, attacking climate scientists, expanding the war on drugs—in an attempt to turn Canada into “a nastier version of Texas.”

If he wins reelection on October 19, Mallick concludes, “Americans might want to consider a wall.”

I'm not even sure how that makes sense as one of Mallicks accusations is that, "Harper has imported some of the worst American policy ideas..."

Mallick's crowning journalistic flourish is asking if Stephen Harper's hair is "damp to the touch." She stops just shy of calling him "a silly poopyhead."

In this one article, Miz Mallick sums up all the vitriol & hysteria of the lunatic left. Here is "Harper Derangement Syndrome" at its finest.

Yet another drive-by hit-piece by your professional and intellectual superiors.

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RELATED: The story Ms. Malice missedIs Shiny Pony being put out to pasture?

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LAST WORD: I wonder if Justin's good with...

...female genital mutilation, too?

OTTAWA, CANADA: A Canadian Liberal government would allow new citizens to wear a veil at citizenship ceremonies, its leader said Friday, bucking popular opinion just a month away from elections.

I remember how he lobbied to bring Omar Khadr home.

Just something else to remember on October 19th.

What refugee crisis?

"Religion of, well... Not In My Backyard."

If their neighbours, who have commonality of language, religion & social cusoms, aren't extending a helping hand... shouldn't that raise a few red flags?

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RELATED: Ask a British Arab

You pull the handle on October 19th...

...you're choosing what sort of society you want to live in...I myself, look forward to hordes of kilted, blue painted, half naked wannabe Celts rediscovering their heritage at the next round of Canadian citizenship ceremonies.

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CULTURAL ENLIGHTENMENT BONUS:

It's not me, honey... it's God.

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CULTURAL ENLIGHTENMENT BONUS2:

I can't wait to see where politically correct lefty academia will come down on this one...

A student at Memorial University with a hearing disability is upset that one of his professors refused to wear an assistive hearing device last week because of what she claims are religious reasons.

Do we support the disabled student or the (oh-oh, non Christian) religious beliefs of the professor?

"From the heart outwards"

Remember how Justin was gonna deal with that horrible budget deficit by ramping up spending? Well, here's some good news...

Ottawa posted a $1.9-billion surplus, bringing the books back into the black a year earlier than expected. A shortfall of $2 billion had been forecast.

Well, no matter... turns out Justin has exactly the same plan for a budget surplus. I guess that explains his belief that "the budget will balance itself."

Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau is sticking with his three-year deficit spending plan DESPITE FIGURES RELEASED MONDAY that show the federal government registered a surprise surplus in the last fiscal year.

So, whatever the numbers are, a Liberal government is gonna SPEND, SPEND, SPEND. Well... there's a surprise.

Justin told us he was gonna "expand the economy from the heart outward."

If he only had a brain.

Well, folks... that's politics

Theoretically, for about 10 thousand dollars (and probably a lot less in places), you could hijack just about any riding in Canada.

And if you can't buy a seat at the table, maybe you can just take it.

Ahhhhh, man... F#ck it all, let's get high.

Would Tommy Trotsky forgive & forget...

...if his Director of Communications had told the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia to go f#ck himself?

I suspect not.

Apparently crapping on Catholicism is no biggie at Dipper HQ.

Said Mr Mulcair...

"He's made a mistake and he has apologized for it. For me, that's enough."

Here's a thought... if Tommy actually got himself elected PM, would he bring pottymouth Shawn Dearn on a visit to the Vatican?

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UPDATE: Compare and contrast

“Pissed in customer’s cup” versus "Pissed on whole religion."

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RELATED: Speaking of Top Aides...

...she learned from the master...

Ms. Abedin, who served as a deputy chief of staff to Mrs. Clinton from 2009 to late 2012, told investigators she hadn’t noticed she had received a $33,000 lump sum payment — about a third of which investigators determined was improper — when she left the State Department.

When the left does it... it's not a problem.

Well, he should know...

“A large percentage of small businesses are actually just ways for wealthier Canadians to save on their taxes,” he said. “We want to reward the people who are actually creating jobs, and contributing in concrete ways. So there’s a little tweaking to do around that.”

Was it some other Justin Trudeau who leveraged his position as an MP to gouge huge speaking fees from Canadian charities?

Trudeau himself was involved in at least three small business that were federally incorporated, one of which he used to receive income for paid speaking events he did between 2006 and 2011.

Another hypocritical stance from Mr "Do as I say, not as I do."

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UPDATE: We are not wealthy scammers

"The Canadian Federation of Independent Business says their data show almost half of Canadian incorporated employers earn less than $50,000 a year."

Isn't that about what Justin was charging charities for a couple of his speeches?

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LAST WORD: So much for public service

"A large chunk of Trudeau’s $277,000 speaking earnings came from publicly-funded institutions, including charities and school boards."

He's a millionaire from an inheritence from his father, he collects an MP salary & perks and he still has the nerve to double-dip via public institutions.

Who's the wealthy scammer here?

Journalism 101

Let's just call it "enhancing the coverage"...

In videos and images posted online by multiple videographers and photojournalists, Laszlo can be seen making sideways karate-style kicks into the knees of two people • a young man and a pony-tailed teenage girl • as they ran past her. Both stumbled but neither fell as Laszlo continued filming.

It gets better...

She also was seen filming a running man carrying a young boy in his arms — then sticking out her leg to trip him as he passed. The man and boy tumbled to the ground, the man falling on top of the child. The boy can be seen crying in apparent pain as the man leaps up to curse at the camerawoman, who continues to film him.

You think this sort of willful manipulation doesn't happen here?

Wake up and smell the propaganda.

It worked for Teddy Kennedy...

...and cigar-wielding Slick Willy...She's been denying culpability for six months. Hillary yet again insists on national TV she did nothing wrong... THEN offers up regrets in the same breath.

You've got to love the timing on this not quite an apology...

"Clinton Senate Leadership PAC staffer Brian Pagliano must respond to the request by Thursday September 10. Will he remain loyal to Clinton? Or cooperate in exchange for immunity?"

Will she get away with it?

#spawnofpierre

When the lapdog media says ANYTHING unflattering about its favourite MILLIONAIRE MANCHILD, you know he's really crossed a line -

“There’s obviously a need for Canada to do more,” said Trudeau, adding he wants to find a way “to not make this as political as it has become.”

...okay, wait for it...

"His plea for nonpartisanship didn’t prevent him, however, from accusing the Conservative government of bungling the refugee file."

As for not making this political...

"The Liberals have promised to 'take immediate action' to bring 25,000 Syrian refugees to Canada through government-sponsored applications, a plan they estimate would cost $100 million."

The hypocrisy, to say nothing of the magnitude of the bribe, is simply breathtaking.

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RELATED: The part-time ex-Drama teacher...

...with the $17,000 watch thinks Canada isn't doing enough...

"Canada’s ISIS mission will cost us 528 million over the course of the coming year. We aren’t there because of Rogue Mormons. Canada’s humanitarian relief efforts for Islam’s current civil war are expected to top the 700 million already allocated for Syria alone."

Maybe all that back of napkin economic policy is why Justin thinks the budget will balance itself. Where's he gonna get that extra hundred mil'.

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LAST WORD: The Religion of Peace, er...

...wait a sandblasted minute...

As Amnesty International recently pointed out, the “six Gulf countries — Qatar, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Oman and Bahrain — have offered zero resettlement places to Syrian refugees.”

That’s a shocking figure, given these countries’ relative proximity to Syria, as well as the incredible resources at their disposal.

Perhaps Justin wants to rethink his plan?

Canuckistan Journalism 101

Like everybody else, I'm sick and tired of the blatantly false propaganda that gets passed off these days as "news."

Lie #1 - Syrian citizens, Turkish beach, dangerous illegal infiltration... let's blame Stephen Harper.

The aunt of the Syrian boy whose body washed up on a Turkish beach and caused worldwide outrage said Thursday that while she had desperately tried to bring his family to Canada, no formal application to sponsor them as refugees was made on their behalf as had been previously reported.

So, hang on... you "desperately tried" to do this without actually applying for refugee status? You, what... called a "Snakehead?"

Here in Canada we call that "breaking the law."

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UPDATE: Yup... they called a Snakehead

The grieving father said he paid smugglers 4,000 euros for the deadly voyage — the money his sister sent to him from Canada.

Which brings us to yet another lie...

Abdullah Kurdi told Die Welt that he does not understand why Canada rejected his application for asylum, although Citizenship and Immigration Canada received no such application from the man.

Abdullah Kurdi isn't even a good liar. Would you want him living next door to you?

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Lie #2 - Stephen Harper offered me a bribe.

Reuters reported early Thursday that Kurdi had said Canadian officials offered him citizenship after seeing what happened, but he declined.

But Citizenship and Immigration Canada released a statement Thursday afternoon saying "Canada did not offer citizenship to Mr. Abdullah Kurdi."

So Big Journo yet again slagged the federal government without actually checking the facts. I guess I get it... you've got a picture of a dead kid, you've got to milk it for all its worth.

And guess who just had to pile on?

"Liberal party leader Justin Trudeau has responded to the death of a three-year-old Syrian boy by suggesting the child should have been living in Vancouver and on his way to school this week with his cousins."

Except, of course, that there was no actual application to come to Canada. But heck, that's Justin... he's always saying stupid stuff. Let's ask elder statesman Mulcair...

New Democrats leader Thomas Mulcair was asked similar questions at a separate campaign appearance.

"As a dad and a grandfather, it is just unbearable that we are doing nothing."

Of course, without an actual application, there was nothing to do.

I can't decide who is more reprehensible, the people telling the lies or the people propagating them.

Nope, it's easy... it's the journos who peddle this nonsense.

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UPDATE2: We gotta get outta this place

"So in the middle of a war & desperate refuge situation he travels hundreds of Kms, with 2 caskets, to Kobani, no problem."

How soon do you imagine the Canadian media & Tommy Trotsky & Shiny Pony will be apologising to Prime Minister Harper, Minister Alexander and the folks at Foreign Affairs?

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LAST WORD: Just when you thought...

...the Liberals couldn't sink any lower...Does Liberal Mark Holland countenance this shameful behaviour?

ps... Butts, Butts... that sounds so familiar.

Like a fish needs a bicycle...

...or maybe a psychiatrist and a satchel full of lithium...

Dworkin Revolutionary Army declares readiness to to die on Muppet Mountain.

"We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets."
— Scamille (@scamille_crosby) September 1, 2015

Speaking of slimy, swamp-dwelling privilege...

I'm guessing that...

...Queers Against Israeli Apartheid were not available for comment...

Donald Trump's not so secret weapon

It's obvious, isn't it? Trump isn't that slick, slimy relentlessly rehearsed "Machine Politics," or that selective, uber-socialist "Big Journo".

What it boils down to is this...

"You lie to us every day and we hate you for it."

Donald Trump says politically incorrect things we're all afraid to talk about these days.

It's not carefully calculated sound bites run past multiple focus groups and filtered of any actual meaning. Trump simply calls things by their proper names, and apparently, on some level, agree or disagree, a significant part of the electorate is drawn to that.