Equality At Last

BURBANK, CA —Equality has finally covered the world like a literal, worldwide flood: Disney announced today that Winnie the Pooh will now be voiced by an actual grizzly bear. Disney says the move is the first step in making sure only non-humans voice non-human characters.RELATED: The victories just...

American Knucklehead

And we have a new contender..."Rangers provided immediate medical care to the woman who sustained multiple goring wounds. She was then flown via helicopter to Eastern Idaho Regional Medical Center. 'To be safe around bison, stay at least 25 yards away, move away if they approach, and run away or find...

Premier Ford announces crackdown...

...on Organised Crime vs Immigrant Gang warfare.FWIW, it's been brewing for a while...Ontario is setting up a task force that will examine ways to reform the province's tow truck industry. The Monday afternoon announcement comes as at least two police forces conduct major investigations linked to...

He's here to save you

"Never has so much loot been thrown out the window by so few to so many."Bill Morneau, nominally the minister of finance, didn’t even show up under the Tent of Commons while Mr. Trudeau shovelled out the billions. Canada’s auditor general, definitely the most overworked, under-resourced human being...

Not me, not mine... not today

♫ "Bad boys, bad boys... whatchoo gonna do... whatchoo gonna do when they come for you..." ♫ “This is all private property. There are no public sidewalks or public streets,” McCloskey said. “We were told that we would be killed, our home burned and our dog killed. We were all alone facing an angry...

Who's getting the CHOP today?

It seems self-policing leaves a little bit to be desired...A 16-year-old boy has died and a 14-year-old boy has been hospitalized in critical condition Monday following the latest shooting at the Seattle area known as the Capitol Hill Organized Protest, Seattle Police Chief Carmen Best revealed It was the second death of an African-American victim in the area the fourth shooting linked to the CHOP...

"Nice life you've got there..."

"...be a shame if something happened to it..."Washington Post Global Opinions Editor Karen Attiah wrote Sunday, “white women are lucky that we are not calling for revenge,” making her statement in a subsequently deleted social media post. Attiah’s Washington Post profile states she “often writes on...

Gonna enjoy watching the lunatic left...

...as they start bleeding from their ears..."Remington Arms Co. is making preparations for the Navajo Nation to serve as the lead bidder to purchase Remington’s assets out of Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection."I'm imagining the woke masses bursting into hysterical cheers when they hear about the bankruptcy... and the subsequent confused hush & murmurings as they realise who's coming to the re...

Fighting Racism...

...one set of directions at a time. As long as there's a huge demand for these products, they'll keep selling them. That's capitalism...PARIS - French cosmetics giant L'Oreal said in a statement Saturday that it “has decided to remove the words white/whitening, fair/fairness, light/lightening from...

Well, well, well. If it isn't...

...the consequences of my own actions..."An asylum seeker who stabbed six people including a police officer at the Glasgow hotel where he was being accommodated free of charge has been named as Badreddin Abadlla Adam."The government's first job is to protect the lives of the citizenry. If they can't,...

THE FOURTH ESTATE HAS BECOME THE FIFTH COLUMN

There's a reason you don't bring an UNCOMMUNICATIVE, UNMEDICATED, MENTALLY ILL MAN WITH A KNIFE to a gunfight... I'm tired of all this media-propagated argle-bargle about "Police Death Squads" in Canada... particularly from folk who hail from, shall we say, less democratic regions of the world. You...

From our "No one needs an AR15..."

"...'to hunt deer' file...""Police have released the image of 22-year-old Toronto resident Connor Madison who is wanted in connection with a fatal stabbing in downtown Toronto Thursday night that left a 30-year-old man dead."It gets better...Four people were taken to hospital with stab wounds after...

Guess she should've used...

...the "C" word instead...Despite that incident, Mesley said that she still used the racial slur in the recent meeting because she thought she was “shining a light on anti-Black racism.” “I now realize that I did the opposite and I am now one example of the problem.”COMPARE AND CONTRAST:"Toronto–St....

Of course, you find the real gold...

...in the comments...Dear Washington Post: Please quit trying to help. (Signed) Democratic National Commit...

Cancel Captain Kangaroo!!!

As an avid viewer for many, many years, I know that pasty-faced fraud had not a single, solitary Aborigine on his show... ever..This week, Orange County’s Democratic Party passed an emergency resolution condemning film legend John Wayne’s “racist and bigoted statements” made decades ago. They are...

But stepping over pools of blood...

...didn't even make the list...Asylum seekers staying at a Glasgow hotel where multiple people including a police officer have been stabbed were unhappy about limited WiFi which made it difficult to get in touch with relatives back home. The quality of food was very poor, there was little to no money...

Then and Now

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"Much like professional basketball"...

..."pimping is a bit of a monoculture"...Human Trafficking investigators executed several search warrants at an Oshawa residence and arrested Nathan Persaud, 23, of Oshawa. A search also revealed a loaded handgun with a high capacity magazine, various drugs and paraphernalia, a conducted energy weapon...

That vile, nepotistic Donald Tru...

...wait a minute...Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is defending his government’s decision to outsource its student volunteer grant program — estimated to cost $912 million — to a Toronto-based global charity that works with his wife.It gets better... by which I mean worse...“A $3.8 billion supply bill...

HUNTING DEER WITH AN AR15:

Apparently, neither Black Lives Matters Toronto, nor the Jane-Finch Hunters & Anglers Association were available for comment...Detectives have arrested Jatorri Williams, 19, of Toronto, a suspect they allege is the triggerman in three Toronto murders. Williams was arrested Wednesday and charged...

Homicide #34/2020

Stephon Anton Knights-Roberts, 30, of Toronto, is dead after a stabbing late Thursday night at Ontario and Wellesley Sts.•••••••••• RELATED: Dis' the fro, you got to go...Keiron Gregory, 22, of North York is charged with second-degree murder in the fatal shooting of Bill Horace, 44, a former general......

Those darned "Male" suspects...

...apparently police have already eliminated fifty percent of possible suspect pool...A male suspect stormed into the Park Inn Hotel in West George Street, Glasgow and began knifing people in the reception area after 1.30pm. Assistant chief constable Steve Johnson said: "The individual who was shot...

When Socialism goes wrong...

...and, for the record... it always does...“What happened last night in Madison was far from peaceful and exceedingly dangerous,” Madison Mayor Satya Rhodes-Conway said in the statement posted Wednesday on her government website. “People attacked a State Senator who championed workers’ rights in 2011...

Dear Liberal Party of Canada...

...please just pick a lane...Mollie Anderson, a senior Liberal staffer who serves as the [wait for it] communications advisor for Trudeau Minister Navdeep Bains has called for the RCMP to be abolished on social media. Anderson also said that the RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki should be fired for failing...

There's a popular saying in Cop circles...

"We don't catch the smart ones"Gaddiel O'Neil Ledinek, aka G.D., was sick of being locked up. So he urged several associates of his to pressure a co-accused to take the blame in his gun possession case. But the cops had bugged the phones. And so, in February, Ledinek pleaded guilty to attempt to...

Bruh, it's never, ever gonna be enough

The gift that keeps on giving... screeching...POP QUIZ:How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ONE... AND IT'S NOT FUN...

And Winston Churchill wept... again

Video footage from Wednesday night saw violent mobs chase police and smash up emergency service vehicles, leaving 22 officers injured. One horrifying video clip showed lines of police being hit with objects hurled by a crowd in the south London district. Another video uploaded onto social media showed...

"Because I can't throw a rock..."

"...1400 feet per second...""As Democrats and other leftists push to defund the police, gun stores around the country are witnessing a surge in gun and ammunition purchases."More and more people are genuinely afraid. The next time your home gets "invaded"... try calling a hippie. WATCH AMERICA BURN:Once...

Arrest in Homicide #16/2020

The usual, well... you know...And not an AR15 in sight..."Lashshantee Keslow, 21, of Toronto, was arrested and charged with the murder of Mamadou Drame, 25. At the time of his arrest, Keslow was in possession of a handgun."RACIST, YOU SAY? Ask a Black Canadian Police Chief...“I see too many young...

I just consume this magic potion...

...and it allows me to ruthlessly take human lives...Darya Selinevich told parole board members she felt terrible for the son of the cyclist she killed, would never touch alcohol again and hoped to influence others by sharing her story through Mothers Against Drunk Driving.It seems none of those things...

Waiting for the Apocalypse

"Studies have shown (a phrase I borrow from the environmentalist’s handbook — it’s how they start every press release) that next to fish, Kraft Dinner is the greatest brain food ever invente...

Remember... white always moves first...

...and they have all those black pawns..."But while Carlsson describes experiencing less racism in the chess community than in day-to-day life, calling chess "a vacation from the real world," his shocking descriptions of racist harassment while competing in international tournaments have already galvanized the chess world."RELATED: Oh my gawd... you can't say that! LAST WORD: That sudden hate-crime...

Not me... not mine... not today

If Jordan Peterson has a cunningly hidden tattoo, it says... "Stand and Deliver.""Twitter seems to exist primarily for the purpose of generating mobs — composed primarily of individuals who are hungry for blood and desiring to bask in the joys of reasonably risk-free reputation destruction, revenge...

The jokes write themselves

"Amazon has removed the first part of Killing Free Speech, a documentary about the threats to freedom of expression posed by Antifa and its allies in the media and Democrat parties."RELATED: Facebook knows what's best for ...

The Kokanee Groper rides again

I say we ask Sophie what she thinks..."You don’t need X-ray vision to spot that 'a rigorous process' that leads to 'next steps and recommendations' is a long way from zero tolerance and '“giving the benefit of the doubt to those who come forward.'"Just ask MP Marwan Tabba...

♫ "And we've got to get ourselves..."

..."back to the garden"... ♫While it seems as if Durkan has finally come to her senses, the fact that it took rape, assault, and multiple shootings to get her to this point doesn’t speak very well for her. Even now, the Mayor’s plan isn’t to move in and clear the area. Instead, she plans to ask protesters...

WHITESPLAINING:

..."Children of Privilege Edition"...

CBC • Home of the "Targeted Fatal Shooting"

Makes it sound like a sporting event. I guess it's only murder when there's white cops involved..."Bill Horace, 44, suffered one gunshot wound after an altercation inside his home in a residential neighbourhood in London's southeast end. London police are looking for four Black men, three of whom...

♫ The night the lights went out in... ♫

...well... you know...The Georgia State House voted 152-3 to allow voters to decide to eliminate their county police departments, moving authority to county sheriff’s offices. The county police currently handle the enforcement of state and local laws while the sheriff’s office manages the jails.Yeah,...

Sign of the Apocalypse

The song of my 'once mighty' people...A Scottish man has been convicted of a message that was grossly offensive, indecent or menacing. According to the Evening Express, the prosecutor cited the fact that Terry Myers, 41, called the Irish boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend, a “leprechaun.” Prosecutor Susan...

Let's torch Wendys...

...cos' that'll make everything better...Now, standing in the city's Königstrasse shopping district, surrounded by boarded-up storefronts and scattered broken glass, it's hard to believe that a night of partying erupted into one of the worst riots that Stuttgart has seen. "They thought they were in an American movie — where anything goes."Coming soon to a neighbourhood near y...

Somewhere, William Golding is smiling...

...and congratulating himself..."Seattle police abandoned the area now known as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) in early June after Eastern Precinct Police Headquarters were set ablaze."You'll notice nobody's trying to liberate Chicago. ********** RELATED: Or as it's known in the actual USA... ...that...

If only it fit some obvious sort...

...of recurring pattern... PM Boris promises action ••• "IF there are lessons that we need to learn."READING, England (AP) — A stabbing rampage in Britain that killed three people as they sat in a park on a summer evening is being considered a terrorist attack, British police said Sunday as a 25-year-old...

Whatever Canadian values...

...used to be... this isn't it...Sources say the GTA towing industry has attracted some hard-core established organized groups, including bikers with Hells Angels ties in the east end, and as newly-arrived immigrant groups in the west.So says the commie-pinko Toronto Star. ********** IN OTHER POLICE DEATH SQUAD NEWS: Obviously all Canadians are racist...A separate video of a group of people who...

Nobody needs a sociopathic Denturist...

...to hunt outlaw biker gangs...To date, both the federal and provincial governments have deflected calls for a public inquiry into the worst mass shooting in Canadian history. An RCMP officer not authorized to comment said investigators appear to be trying to avoid public scrutiny. “They’re closing...

Four legs good, two legs bad

Orwell was all over this one...Harvard Law School professor Laurence Tribe faced backlash and has apologized for his comments about presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden’s running mate choice, saying that when Biden picks his running mate, he should do it based on each contender’s qualifications and reputation, not skin color.He sure won't do that again. Not that Biden himself is...

And yet, nobody seems concerned...

...about the widespread, deep-rooted alcoholism...British Columbia is investigating allegations health-care staff in emergency rooms were playing a "game" to guess the blood-alcohol level of Indigenous patients, behaviour officials describe as an overt example of "widespread, deep-rooted racism" across the field of health.Please... no more of this thousands of years of "oral history" bullshit... Christopher...

The Charges will Balance Themselves

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau wouldn’t address new allegations that a Member of Parliament currently facing serious criminal charges was previously allowed to seek re-election as a Liberal despite a sexual harassment allegation. On Friday, Trudeau did not deny new allegations reported by CBC that the...

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE [PETA] RANCH:

F@ck racism... we heart Bambi...Dozens of puppies were found dead after arriving on a flight from Ukraine’s capital to Toronto last weekend, the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) confirms. Just Paws Animal Rescue, a not-for-profit organization, tells CityNews it believes the dogs were coming to Canada for brokers to sell on Kijiji.And... she died like she lived... stupidlyAnimal rights activist...

Homicide #33/2020

Repeat after me, "there is no such thing as the mafia"...Police say one victim is dead after a shooting in Toronto's Corso Italia neighbourhood in the area of St. Clair Avenue West and St. Clarens Avenue on Friday morning.Somebody really wanted this guy gone...A white SUV with California licence plates could be seen outside a bakery, with its driver's side window blown out. More than a dozen bullet...

First they came for...

...the pancake mix..."The Newfoundland and Labrador Liquor Corp. says it is reviewing the logo for its Old Sam Rum brand, which features an illustration 'commonly perceived' to be a laughing, elderly Black man."But the Prime Minister wearing blackface is no big deal.UPDATE: The "Wokening" continues..."I...

How about we enact a law...

...you run from the cops and ANYBODY dies... it's automatically murder. Or would that be racism too?The province's police watchdog is investigating a crash in Brampton that left four people dead, a 37-year-old woman and her three daughters. The children were aged 1, 4, and 6. A witness at the scene said that one vehicle was driving very fast through the intersection when it collided with another...

"No more. The bigotry stops today."

"We are very sorry to all the crack---er, I mean, Caucasians we have hurt over the years," said a spokesperson. "Cracker is an offensive stereotype, and we must make sure that all foods and snack products are culturally sensitive."AIRBRUSHING THE POLITBURO:"Erasing the legacy of Nancy Green, a freed...

Even the 24/7 Justin Network...

... called it "an intense and costly diplomatic push"...Join the discussi...