16 June 2020

It's the flu, stupid

All hail King Doug Ford, First of His Name, Lord of the Septic Kingdoms...insert alt text here
TORONTO — Whistle while you work to help Ontario bounce back from the COVID-19 pandemic — but please, don’t sing. That’s the gist of the message coming from the provincial government, which has included explicit bans on singing — even dancing — in parts of its plan to reopen businesses temporarily shuttered by the deadly outbreak.

Documents state singing is also banned in child-care settings and discouraged in places of worship that were given the green light to open their doors across Ontario last week.
I keep waiting to see people put in stocks, or whipped in the public square.

When did we become such pathetic, bootlicking peasants?

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