Watch the Toronto Star skip over...

...details about a man called "Apache" who smuggled (oh, pardon me, "shepherded") the guns over the Canadian border at • wait for it • Cornwall...After those illegal firearms were "shepherded" by Apache, then ol' Harris, well... he "took responsibility"... after cops caught his felonious ass driving...

Apparently the cops have plenty of time...

...to go after non-aboriginal citizens..."On Thursday afternoon, a Facebook user with the name Penny Ramone said they were reporting the decal to police as a death threat. The post was either removed or made private shortly afte...

From the folks who brought us...

...melamine in baby formula..."An even more heated Global Times screed on Tuesday accused American politicians, corporations, and media of using the coronavirus story to 'promote white supremacist racism and the advantage of their political system' by “fabricating” a threat from China against the free...

What good is it, if he's back ...

...on the street tomorrow, next week or next month?Police have arrested an alleged drug dealer who they believe was responsible for the distribution of a “potentially lethal batch of fentanyl” that caused more than a dozen overdoses on Wednesday. Whanny Mymuller, 38, is charged with two counts of possession...

Good luck with your Senate campaign, Joe

In other news, Joe Biden got tough with China: "They must play by the rules. Period. Period. Period." Actually, I think "period period period" is an ellipsis... Which is oddly Bidenesque. But he was assessed by the experts to have delivered a killer performance - if only because he appeared to know...

So much winning...

I'm thinking they could start right here..."The Trump administration is establishing a new section within the Justice Department to deal with the process of removing citizenship from foreign-born individuals who fraudulently obtained citizenship by failing to disclose past convictions for serious crimes -- including terrorism and war crime...

Smell the "Professional Journalism

Cutting edge news at your Toronto "Red" Star..."In The Kit’s monthly Sex Talk column, we consult the experts to answer your I-would-only-whisper-this-to-a-friend sexual health questions." “I’m in a masturbation rut and do it the same old way every time. Got any tips to help me spice up my solo routine?” — Alice, CharlottetownAlso the Toronto Star. Oh... it gets better... WE DEMAND SAFE HEROIN!!!!Lapointe...

Why, it's almost as if...

...Bev Oda ordered 18,300 glasses of orange juice...

You call the tune, Pitou...

...you gotta pay the piper..."French Justice Minister Nicole Belloubet has revealed that there will be nearly 300 convicted terrorists released from French prisons by 2023, 43 of them by the end of this year."Remember back, you were a kid... and guys were beating random old ladies to death with hammers? YEAH......

Justin's "Post-National" Canada...

...coming soon to a neighbourhood near you...A murder with a hammer that killed 64-year-old Toronto woman Hang-Kam Annie Chiu on Feb. 21 is being called a terrorist attack by police, as the murderer, Saad Akhtar, 30, now faces terrorism-related charges. Police contacted the Integrated National Security...

Meanwhile, down at the Quickie Mart...

...not enforcing the law of the land just encourages all those other "new entrepreneurs"...Police say they have shut down a makeshift store in Markham where alcohol and cannabis products were being sold illegally inside a commercial unit on Royal Crest Court. Anil Anand, a 56-year-old Brampton man,...

Back at (cough, cough) Turtle Island

Let the holy smudging ceremony begin...Thank goodness nobody has a dirty, filthy J•O•B that gets in the way of the Great Spirit's blessed work. ********** RELATED: And don't think the world won't notice..."Canada is now reaping the whirlwind. The Red-Green Axis consisting of social justice warriors,...

Venison Express

Clobbered a deer on the way home last night. A group (Mrs Neo says three) decided to break across the two lane highway just as we were coming down a hill. Hit the third one in line. Looks like a new front end, a new right quarter and there's a little passenger side door impingement. Hoping the fluid leak is simply washer fluid, but don't want to open the hood in case it's also sprung. The dash...

No Gun... No Problem

Come for the rub... stay for the rub-out...Toronto police say one woman is dead and two others are in hospital after a stabbing at the Crown Spa near Dufferin Street and Wilson Avenue just before 12:40 p.m. Monday afternoon. Insp. Darren Alldrit would not comment on the nature of the spa, which on...

Who says Hillary Clinton doesn't...

...have a type..."A Manhattan jury found disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein guilty on two sex abuse charges while acquitting him on the most serious charges in the culmination of one of the first major prosecutions in the #MeToo era."America dodged a bullet..."Maybe Weinstein would be in the cabinet....

An "offer" or a surrender?

That's strange... the cops pull me over, they never "offer" or negotiate what they're gonna do next... The British Columbia RCMP have offered to dismantle a mobile detachment on Wet’suwet’en lands and move their policing operations to a nearby town of Houston. The RCMP offer comes as pressure mounts...

They asked safe-cracker Willie Sutton...

...why he robbed banks and he said... "BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS"...Politicians are experts at ignoring information that makes them uncomfortable. The fact gang and gun violence in Toronto has skyrocketed since police were banned from doing street cheeks makes them uncomfortable, lest they...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet freakin baby jebus!!!A 64-year-old Scarborough woman, Hang-Kam Annie Chiu was bludgeoned to death with a hammer Friday night, Toronto Police confirmed Saturday. The accused, Saad Akhtar, a 30-year-old Scarborough man, turned himself in to police and has been charged with first-degree murder. Police...

Math is Hard

Obama, Obama... that sounds so familiar..."Three pardons covered gun crimes and 104 people with gun convictions have had their sentences commuted."And don't get me started on "Slick Willie"..."His final day pardon of financier Marc Rich, who had fled the country on tax evasion charges, immediately erupted...

Gotta have priorities

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO A NOBLE, MYTHICAL LAND:"The fact is, Nunavut has the highest per capita homicide rate in Canada."Oh... it gets better..."While just 7.7 per cent of all children under 14 are Indigenous, they account for 52.2 per cent of all children in foster care • astonishing numbers that demand...

Post-Brexit Britain takes another road

Woke riots commencing in three, two...The British government has announced an overhaul of immigration policy, restricting the entry of non-English speakers and unskilled foreign workers. The new immigration rules, based on the Australian-style points system, is part of a post-Brexit overha...

#UnibrowMovement

"Used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright naawoooooooo!!...

And they lived happily ev...

...what the f@ckin' f@ck!!!It was at the very heart of Justin Trudeau’s triumph in his first election, that having vanquished the Mordor orcs of Harperland, that the country was going to be served by new thinking and fresh approaches, that anger and conflict would be no more.The extortion will balance itself. ********** UPDATE: No dumbass... it's not...“We are waiting for Indigenous leadership...

And you thought...

...Alexa was a problem...

The healing power of rap

A female security guard at a Rockland County library was fatally stabbed when she asked the suspect to turn down the music he was playing on his phone, according to a report. Blanchard Glaudin, 25, has been charged with second-degree murder after being tackled by patrons at the Finkelstein Memorial...

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...Ontario has come out with a new licence plate that is being criticized by many on social media as the plate is virtually unreadable at night.But, but, but...New Ontario license plates passed rigorous testing by drug dealers in unlit parking lot.It's funny 'cos it fit...

Smell the "professional" journalism

The New York Times has just published an opinion piece by deputy leader of the Taliban Sirajuddin Haqqani, a man currently wanted by the US government at a $10 million bounty. Titled “What the Taliban Want”, Haqqani argues that the Taliban has been a force for peace and open-negotiation in the Middle East, while other nations have stifled those efforts.I got nuthi...

Can’t Hurt Me:

Just picked up the audio book...Master Your Mind and Defy the Odds chronicles David Goggins’ incredible life from perpetual victim to active duty Navy SEAL to world class ultra athlete and world record hold...

Those Racist Canadians

Seen by today’s lights, moreover, the RCAP report was a laudably plain-spoken and practical document. The commissioners weren’t primarily interested in denouncing Canada as a genocide state, or dwelling on esoteric thoughtcrimes connected to language and art.FLEE, FLEE... RUN AWAY!!! UPDATE: At least, now... we know the pr...

His friends... your money...

Be honest... you could see it happening, right?Bombardier ask for another $3.7 billion to study the effects of government money going through a jet engine. Bombardier had previously spent $2 billion in federal subsidies to study the effects of crushing coins on railway tracks with its undelivered trains. “All those loonies and toonies came out all bent and shit,” added Bombardier CEO Alain M. B...

Smollet Syndrome

Enforcing the "greater good"...A man in Iowa is accused of holding a woman captive and forcing her to watch the “Roots” miniseries against her will. When the woman tried to get up, Noye told her to “remain seated and watch the movie with him or he would kill her and spread her body parts across Interstate...

If you disagree with Prime Minister Stalin...

...you suffer the consequences...Trudeau held a meeting with opposition leaders later Tuesday but didn't extend an invitation to Scheer. Speaking to reporters after the talks, Trudeau said Scheer's speech signalled he isn't willing to cooperate. "Mr. Scheer disqualified himself from constructive discussions with his unacceptable speech earlier today," Trudeau said.Because that's the way democracy...

France • no gun... no problem

Remember... these numbers are two years out of date..."The figures, which come from the National Observatory of Delinquency and Criminal Responses (ONDRP), claim that between 2015 and 2017 there were around 44,000 victims of knife crime each year, or an average of 120 per day."How much worse are things...

As Conservative as Kathleen Wynne

You think the government is there to protect you? THINK AGAIN.As The Globe and Mail reported Saturday, in the past year more than 30 tow trucks have been set on fire in the region, and at least two men with ties to the industry have been killed, as operators compete for bigger slices of the lucrative...

He wasn't used to thinking...

...with the "big" head...“I thought, you know, I don’t know whether I’m more offended that they think I’m crooked or that they think I’m stupid,” Clinton told investigators, according to a 2018 report released by Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz.I'm guessing he just thought, as usual, he was above the l...

DEAR TORONTO...

...behold your bright, shiny "non-judgemental" future...“There were no apologies,” the victim’s mother said. “When asked specifically what they would do differently, the girl said, ‘Well, I guess I wouldn’t have kicked her in the face.’… Those girls have approached her multiple times since then and...

Role Model? We called him Dad

So... single mom, with six kids by four different fathers in a multi-generational welfare hell isn't the way to do it? For true, bruh?COMPARE & CONTRAST: Social Justice Headline, Toronto... Smell that "professional" journalism..."Positive role models needed to steer young rap artists away from...

The Great Replacement

It's coming for you, Pierre...Many have warned of a potential civil war in France, including leading radical Islam scholar Gilles Kepel, who stated in 2016 that the “Jihadi Generation” had a goal to destroy Europe in a civil war and rebuild an Islamic society in the aftermath. Mass migration is often...

"I love how she just accepted her fate"

Another killer Superhero origin story...Awooooooooooo...

Live and don't learn

...that's us..."CN already has a court injunction calling for the rail line to be cleared. All that’s left is for the police to actually enforce it. They haven’t yet, and put out a statement on Friday that amounted to a whole lot of nothing."It gets better... by which I mean worse...“Not a good look...

Wuhan virus not the only concern...

..."Smollet Syndrome" is sweeping across Europe..."A Senegalese migrant living in Italy who claimed to have been the victim of a racist attack has now confessed he lied about the entire affair, saying he stabbed himself. The hate hoax comes just months after a Nigerian migrant claimed to have been...

It's not like Germany hasn't made...

...any other bad decisions in the last 100 years...Whatever criticisms may be made of Donald Trump, his statement on May 8, 2018, that “America will not be held hostage to nuclear blackmail” and his decision to leave the so-called Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) was a first and important...

There's a little less enthusiasm about...

...their little brother... "Senegalese Thunderf@ck"...This weed-loving couple got more creative than the typical “Mary Jane” moniker marijuana aficionados have used in the past and instead opted to name their daughters SaTiva and Indica – two types of cannabis plant.The salient point here is, stoners...

Trudeau continues to target...

...farmers, hunters and sport shooters... meanwhile...The number of gun crimes committed in the United Kingdom has increased by 27 per cent in five years......and the number of firearms seized has quadrupled, despite the country having some of the strictest gun control laws in the world. A middle-eastern...

They should be sentenced to...

...25 to life, no parole... working at the CRA...A Brampton couple, 37-year-old Gurinderpreet Dhaliwal and 36-year-old Inderpreet Dhaliwal, is now facing charges in connection with an investigation into pervasive phone scams that have seen Canadians bilked out of millions of dollars. The RCMP announced the charges Friday at a news conference providing an update on the investigation, dubbed Project...

Back in the loving arms of the...

...infamous "Snitches get Stitches" community...Two weeks after he was supposed to be in a London court to be sentenced for manslaughter, 25-year-old Ali Fageer of Toronto remains at large. Fageer pleaded guilty to manslaughter in the shooting death of Mark McCullagh on March 9, 2015 in the driveway...

Orwell was right... war is peace...

...and native insurgency is supported by the PMO...Remember the late Hector MacMillan, Mayor of Campbellford, Ontario?********** CANADA IS BEING DISMANTLED: And don't think people don't notice...Canada, to the extent that anyone ever thinks about it, is America's hat, has a surprisingly good sniper...

In Justin's "post-national" Canada...

...the terrorists always win...“With over 400 trains cancelled during the last week and new protests that emerged at strategic locations on our mainline, we have decided that a progressive shutdown of our eastern Canadian operations is the responsible approach to take for the safety of our employees...