President "Immediate Responder"

Wake up and smell the Eagle, babycakes...The U.S. Army’s 82nd Airborne Division’s alert brigade of roughly 4,000 paratroopers has been told to pack their bags for a possible deployment in the days ahead.********** A LIITLE BACKGROUND: The Usual, well... you know“Those who have attacked our forces...

There's another destination off...

...the vacation list...GUYANA • Toronto-area man’s dream of a new life under the sun has ended in murder. Cops in Guyana say hotelier Vivekanand “Veka” Narpatty, 71, was hacked to death along with his employee Harry Persaud Prashad at his remote beachfront property. Detectives believe the two men...

The Brittle GrrrMaid

Just a typical little girl...“She stopped talking… she stopped going to school,” said Greta's father, Svente Thunberg. "She had struggled with depression for three to four years and even refused to eat — the ultimate nightmare for a parent.”There's a reason 16 year-olds don't get to vo...

Draining the Swamp...

...one Liberal Party appointee at a time...TORONTO • Created 43 years ago to help buyers of new construction homes, the Ontario government now says Tarion Warranty Corp. has become an agency that favours builders over consumers and has subsequently asked the company’s CEO to step down, said Minister of Government and Consumer Services Lisa Thompson. The auditor general’s report released Wednesday...

The Gift that keeps on giving

"I’m not joking about this."Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed during a Sunday campaign event that “we’re all dead if fossil fuels continue to be used as one of the world’s primary energy sources." “Number two, holding them liable for what they have done,” he said of fossil fuel executives. "And...

"When seconds count, the Cops are..."

"...only minutes away"...The Dallas Morning News quoted Lt. Gov. Patrick, "The immediate responder is the most important. The citizen responder." "In over 50 percent of shootings, our first responders, it’s usually over when they get there, no matter how hard they try."Creepy hair-sniffing Joe Biden...

Gawd tells ya to blow shit up...

...whaddaya gonna do..The mayor of Mogadishu, Omar Mohamud Mohamed, said that most of those killed were civilians, including two Turkish citizens. Hodan Ali, adviser to the mayor, said that the death toll “is above 90 at the moment,” but is expected to rise because of the many severely injured persons.MEANWHILE...

The secret to a good marriage...

...is keeping things fresh and exciting...

Maybe the Prime Minister is right...

...the "justice" can balance itself...Police confirmed Friday the identity of the deceased as Farah Hersi Handule, 23, of Ontario. They believe he had been in Calgary since Christmas Eve. Ottawa homicide detectives had previously charged Handule with second-degree murder in the fatal shooting of 20-year-old...

IN OTHER 'WOMEN ARE DISPOSABLE' NEWS

Apparently, out in "the communities"... "it's nuanced"...Ottaway confirmed that 13 out of Peel Region’s 27 homicides were alleged to have been committed by family members or those who were intimate partners of the victims. The unique nature of how domestic violence is seen in different communities,...

I'm so old, I remember...

..."The First Amendment"..."Parents from the Manchester, Indiana public school district walked out of a school meeting focused on gender identity after being barred from discussing a transgender bathroom polic...

Political Correctness Kills

Do the math, LaKeesha...In 2014, before street checks (a.k.a. carding) were abandoned because of concerns blacks were being unfairly targeted by police, there were 177 shootings, 242 victims and 27 deaths. Compared to 2019, that means there has been a 166% increase in shootings, a 204% increase in...

What could possibly go wrong?

When you say "control his beliefs"... do you mean the unwavering conviction that his gawd has commanded him "to execute infidels?"The Ontario Review Board held a review on Ali’s case in July and deemed him to still be a significant risk to the public but added that if Ali can control his beliefs, he...

Get Woke...

...Be a Joke... a really expensive joke...Police forces in the United Kingdom have squandered £1.49 million on electric cars that are incapable of chasing criminals or performing emergency services. The vehicles are used almost exclusively in non-emergency situations or to drive police chiefs to work,...

Damn you, Donald Trump...

...for killing our precious economy... oh, wait...Dec. 26 (UPI) — U.S. stocks surged higher Thursday as a year-end rally stoked by bullish economic news pushed the Nasdaq Composite index to 9,000 for the first time in its history. The S&P 500 also posted a fresh all-time high at 3,235.46 in late morning trading.********** RELATED: Sounds like he's got it in handNorth Korea has said that its...

BRAMPTON: No gun... no problem...

Real men don't need small claims court..."The driver then points the van in the direction of the victim and accelerates, running over his head and torso with the right front wheel, before reversing, straightening out and speeding off." “We are aware that there is a video circulating but I am not able to speak about it at this time,” said Const. Ahkil Mooken.They've arrested a 53 year-old man for...

Protecting Your Tiny, Fragile Minds

So, what else is the CBC censoring these days?The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has removed a 10-second cameo scene featuring an appearance from Donald Trump in its broadcast of the film Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.BONUS ROUND: Your CBC: expanding your intellectual horizo...

Live and don't learn... that's us

All other charges, including four counts of attempted murder, were withdrawn.He'll be back on the streets in five... mark my words...On five separate occasions in January 2018, Adam Abdi drove his mother’s white Honda to Etobicoke, parked the vehicle, pulled a black mask over his face and randomly shot...

Our Modern World

When Neophyte was 4 years old, he asked Mrs Neo (who, sadly... couldn't tell a lie to save her life) whether Santa was real. Needless to say, when he tried to spread this startling revelation to his peers... mayhem ensued. Kids like certainty AND consistency.Do with this what you will. Merry Christmas...

The Usual... well, you know...

It's the most wonderful time of the year...A male victim - approximately 18 years old - was rushed to hospital in serious condition after he was shot at least twice in North York’s Jane and Finch neighbourhood on Tuesday afternoon at around 2:25 p.m.Don't you worry, the cops are on it...Police said they were looking for four males seen fleeing the area in a silver vehicle.Four "males," huh? It gets...

"The Loneliness will Balance Itself"

And then he took two nannies and a dozen armed guards to the airport, climbed aboard a taxpayer-funded jet and flew to Costa Rico....OTTAWA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is urging Canadians to do what they do best this time of year • lend a hand where a hand is needed. Trudeau says it’s the season...

What 6 year-old girl wouldn't want...

"...Robotics Engineer Barbie"...She hasn’t given up her dream house, but the new Barbie knows how to code like a boss. With eight different ethnic variations and careers spanning musician, pastry chef and even beekeeper, diversity was the biggest focus for the brand.It gets better...The American toy...

Don't mess with Texas

Not me... not mine... not today...“The law allows residents inside their own homes to defend themselves,” said Gonzalez, adding that the matter would nonetheless be referred to the grand jury for an inquest." "The one with the shotgun was able to shoot at the three males and they were all pronounced...

Christmas comes early

Apparently, those third graders really appreciate it when you go the extra mile..."Now who wants to come up here and palpate Mrs Duque's live...

"Much like professional basketball..."

"...pimping is a bit of a monoculture."A 58-year-old Burlington man is facing 19 charges after a luxury home in Burlington was raided by heavily-armed Halton Regional Police tactical officers and a well-known restaurant was shut down in an incident that left neighbours in shock. Mohan "Jarry" Ahlowalia, is charged with seven counts of assault, assault with a weapon, sexual assault, uttering threats...

"Don't call me Ricky Gervais again."

"From now on, you call me Bobo. I'm gonna have species realignmen...

As 2019 winds down in Toronto...

...murders continue to ramp up...Toronto Police say they were called around 2:20 p.m. to an assault on Brunswick Ave. at Harbord St., near Bathurst and Bloor Sts. Julie Berman, 51, of Toronto, was taken via emergency run to hospital but died. Colin Harnack, 29, of Toronto, was arrested at the scene.Homicide #72. UPDATE: The other stiletto drops...TORONTO - Friends are remembering a Toronto woman...

Brave, New Millennial World

********** RELATED: Biggest, Baddest, Fastest, Strongest? We'll have none of that nonsense, mate... says United Nations...The United Nations has placed strict gender quotas on a British Army peacekeeping deployment to Mali in west Africa, demanding more females are sent to contain the deadly Islamist...

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

"The EarthCruiser FX is designed and engineered for long distance, remote travel with a roomy, ergonomic living quarters fit for a family. Utilizing similar construction materials and methods of long-distance cruiser yachts on a fully upgraded Fuso chassis, the FX is the pinnacle of elegance melded...

Emptying your bowels for three days...

"...but, hey... at least it wasn't a 'serious virus'"... said absolutely none of the 123 people affected..."If there was an issue, they would easily shut the business down. There was no critical violations to health,” said Izzo Avufarha, co-owner of Jerusalem Shawarma. Alberta Health Services stated...

The Wild, Wild Western GTA

Remember back... you were a kid... and people made off with family pets at gunpoint?YEAH... ME NEITHER.A 20-year-old man faces charges after allegedly stealing a puppy at gunpoint in Brampton during a meeting arranged through an online ad, then shooting himself as he ran away Friday night. The accused,...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...Don't be too upset... at least they're equal-opportunity death-worshipping religious zealots...MULTAN, Pakistan (AP) – A Pakistani court on Saturday convicted Junaid Hafeez, a Muslim professor, of blasphemy, sentencing him to death for allegedly spreading anti-Islamic ide...

Smell the "Professional" Journalism

When is beating someone to death not a murder? And, no... that's not a rhetorical question...Sounds a little like an Olympic Ice Dancing routine...TORONTO • Police have arrested 49-year-old Karl Hoyes in the "fatal assault of a woman" in an apartment building elevator and they say that there is a...

I'm with Bernie Sanders...

...roll those bones...********** RELATED: I also hear Brazil is nice...A Brazilian governor says a gang leader had four rideshare drivers tortured and killed after his mother’s Uber ride was cancelled. That same day police cornered two of the suspects and killed them in a shootout. Two days later,...

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The Usual, well... you know

Remember back... you were a kid... and folks were pistol-whipping random grannies into submission? YEAH... ME NEITHER...Vaughan, ON • The victim suffered two broken orbital bones, a broken nose, a broken jaw, a sprained thumb, a broken ankle and a concussion. The main suspect is described as male,...

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME

Remember the last time they went to the polls?So you’re referring to Mark Zuckerberg's somewhat jaw-dropping initial post after the election on November 11th or 12th or whatever it was, right? The one where he basically dismissed the claim that Facebook could have impacted the election. I mean, that...

$2000 restricted rifles • Not the problem

So, Justin... you really think these folk are going to respect your (cough, cough) new laws?"Three people are injured • one in critical condition • after a drive-by shooting lanes near Whites Road on westbound Highway 401 at Pickering." "There is no description of the suspect or suspects."There never...

The Monsters Among Us

This sick fuck just wanted to see someone's lights go dark. How long will Toronto's notorious "no snitches" community continue to protect these savages?"A 22-year-old OCAD student was just taking some trash out on a cold December evening when a masked suspect shot him numerous times from behind." "This...

Gates of Vienna Redux

Gonna party like it's 1683...Not only was former Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf sentenced to death for treason on Tuesday, but on Thursday a special rider was attached to his death sentence. It stipulates that if he dies before he can be executed, his corpse must be “dragged” to the street outside...

In this neighbourhood, they call that...

..."Wednesday"..."The man, who is believed to be in his 30s, was found slumped over the wheel with a gunshot wound."*(re: the gun in the picture) IN OTHER 'CAN'T CATCH A BREAK' NEWS:"Scarborough General Hospital has the highest rate of deaths in the Toronto area – and the third highest in Canada."Here's...

He should "identify" as Lesbian...

...nose ring, a muscle shirt & dirty sneakers and let them choke on that...Tracy Macdonnell, who identifies as Scottish-Canadian, filed an appeal to the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal in 2017 after he was censured by his supervisor for wearing a kilt to work on a casual Friday. Grand River Transit had specifically issued a ban on kilts.********** RELATED: Stop the insanity...The American Civil...

"Congratulations, kid..."

Eighty-six of Virginia’s 95 counties are now Second Amendment Sanctuaries and various law enforcement figures in the state have made clear their intention to defend gun rights, should the need arise. For example, Culpeper County Sheriff Scott Jenkins made clear he is ready to “deputize thousands” to...

Let's ask veterans of Easy Company...

...of the 506th Parachute Infantry what they think...Nancy Pelosi launched the debate over the impeachment of President Donald Trump on Wednesday by comparing the Democrats’ struggle to remove him from office to the Battle of the Bulge against Nazi Germany in World War II.********** THE DESPICABLE...

So why not sue the folks who...

...let disturbed wannabe jihadis into the country?"According to police, Faisal Hussain opened fire along a bustling stretch of the Danforth using a M&P40 recently stolen from a Saskatchewan arms dealer, causing carnage and chaos before turning the gun on himself."P.S. - What exactly is a "Saskatchewan...

Not sure what the problem is...

...it's all compostable...“Between 2011 and 2018, San Francisco experienced a massive increase in reported incidents of human feces found on public streets. In 2011, just over 5,500 reports were logged by the San Francisco Department of Public Works; in 2018, the number increased to more than 28,000.” The...

"Nice country you've got there..."

..."be a shame if anything happened to it..."In Brig.-Gen. Khaled Saber Abdelhamed Zahw’s case, visitor visas were issued after a senior official from the Department of National Defence in Ottawa wrote a letter to Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada. The letter said Zahw and his wife should be given visas to avoid upsetting Canada’s relationship with Egypt’s military.Sounds like that "swamp"...

Well, Judge... that's good to know

Exploring Aboriginal Rights... and wrongs...What’s more, the judge said, nearly everyone on Cornwall Island — situated in the St. Lawrence River with bridges linking it to the U.S. and Cornwall, Ont. — has a relative with a criminal record, which means that also cannot be considered reasonable grounds for a search.Meanwhile, Bay of Quinte Mohawks say Cornwall bro's are a bunch of pussi...

The Usual...

...well... you know...A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Hassan Hassan, 27, wanted in connection with a shooting in this city’s downtown core last summer that left two men critically injured. On Tuesday, Toronto police confirmed that another suspect, Kenyon Ohamu, 23, of Windsor, is believed...

You voted him in, folks

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...During that election, Trudeau promised — not predicted, • PROMISED • during one of the televised leaders’ debates — that the Canadian government under his leadership would have a $1 billion surplus this year. Instead, Morneau’s economic...