17 May 2012

Oh, c'mon... it's not like he...

...oh... my... gawd...
A man who beheaded and cannibalized a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus in Manitoba has won his bid to leave the grounds of the mental hospital where he is being kept.

The review board says the passes will start at 30 minutes and increase incrementally to a maximum of full days.

But, hey... I'm sure they'll be all over this guy for the rest of his... wait...
Someone who’s been convicted of murder and given a life sentence in Canada spends their life being monitored by the parole system. But an absolute discharge from a review board is just that – people aren’t followed and they don’t have to report to anyone.
I swear... I got nuthin'.