31 December 2017

30 December 2017

Diversity [Bollards] is our Strength

Come for the celebration... stay for the war crimes...one shot
A large number of assaults and robberies targeting women at Cologne's New Year's Eve celebrations two years ago horrified Germany. Hundreds of thousands of people are expected to attend the New Year's Eve party in Berlin on Sunday and security will be strict.

Women who have been assaulted or feel harassed will be able to get support at a special "safety zone", staffed by the German Red Cross.
So, to summarise... lacking the capability and political will to stop the expected tidal wave of depravity and crime, German authorities will stick women & children in a "protective laager," a sort of New Years Eve refugee camp.

UPDATE:   Germany... tail between it's legs
BERLIN (AP) – A German police union boss has criticized organizers of Berlin’s annual open-air New Year’s Eve party for designating a special “safety area” for women, saying it suggests they aren’t safe from assault elsewhere.
Well?

DON'T CALL THEM 'SECURITY BOLLARDS:

boom
"Toronto Council did, however, approve new 'vehicle mitigation measures' for Nathan Phillips Square during its meeting on Friday."
Because you never know when a Peterbilt 567 might lose it's shit and attack a public gathering.

LAST WORD:   Bataclan massacre turned love story?

Seriously?propaganda
The film is understood to centre on a fictional romance between a single mother and an Afghan refugee who meet on the night of 13 November as they rescue survivors of the attacks.
So, suddenly, this unthinkable Islamic terrorist atrocity is a love story with a Muslim hero?

Hey Social Justice Warriors... here's your movie...
"An investigating officer, tears streaming down his face, rushed out of the Bataclan and vomited in front of him just after seeing the disfigured bodies."

"According to testimony, Wahhabist killers reportedly gouged out eyes, castrated victims, and shoved their testicles in their mouths. They may also have disemboweled some poor souls. Women were reportedly stabbed in the genitals."

29 December 2017

Accidentally... yeah...

...let's go with that...
"Man holding severed testicle in rice bowl when ambulance arrives."
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RELATED: Evidently, drinking yourself to death...

...is not for pussies...
Saunders says in the video that doctors are monitoring her condition and managing her pain, which she described as "excruciating."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

...Good...
"How about Hollywood remake Thelma and Louise with Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal? They'll have encounters with crazy, sexist, feminist women as they rob stores and run from police. Total blockbuster."
...Better...
"Is Hollywood going to remake Dirty Harry movies with Amy Adams? What’s next?"
...Best...
"Can you say Ghostbusters 2?"

28 December 2017

The Big "Shiny Pony" Fix

Justin Trudeau's Liberal Party think they've identified what's wrong with Canada...
Canadian citizenship applications surge after government relaxes language, residency rules. 17,500 applications filed in week after requirements revised, compared with 3,653 in an average week.
If only Canada could be more like, say... Yemen. Good to know the government is on that.

Of course, those aren't the only changes...
"The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process."

"The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example."
Yay, social justice.... you go Justin!

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RELATED: They'll do this to each other...

...what'll they do to your infidel ass?
Suicide bomb attack kills dozens in Kabul, Afghanistan, on Thursday.

We're Number One!!!

Murders in the U.S. rose nearly 9% last year, and one-third of that increase came from just a few neighborhoods in Chicago, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of the FBI’s annual 2016 publication, Crime in the United States.
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RELATED: Who's zoomin' who?
"Baltimore has hit 343 homicides in 2017, and a new record for killings per capita. The homicide rate for 2017 is now 55.8 killings per 100,000 people."
Hmmm... there must be some sort of correlation here. What could it be?

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RELATED2: Hakim Hanifah... sin no more

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UPDATE: I coulda' been a contendah...
"Toronto police said officers were called to Chester Le Boulevard near Victoria Park and Finch avenues for the sound of gunshots at 1:14 a.m. Dec. 28. “Witnesses reported hearing 10 to 15 shots, and responding officers confirmed that there were bullet holes into a home."
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LAST WORD: Academia to the rescue...
"Two San Diego State University (SDSU) professors recently criticized farmers’ markets for being “white spaces” that contribute to the oppression of minorities."

27 December 2017

Little bit of a kerfuffle...

...over at Allan's Snackbar...
MOSCOW - December 27 - /TASS/ - An explosion in a St. Petersburg entertainment center has left ten people injured, emergency services told TASS on Wednesday.

A week after Russian President Putin thanked US President Trump and the CIA for their warnings about a possible terror attack in St.Petersburg, TASS reports that an explosion in a storage locker in a busy supermarket in St. Petersburg has left 10 injured.
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UPDATE: Looking for maximum lethality
Russia’s investigative committee said a device containing 200 grams of explosives had gone off at a storage area for customers’ bags. It said the device had been rigged with shrapnel to cause more injuries.

Because it's 2017... right?

Orwell was right... some animals are more equal than others...
A pay hike for female faculty at Wilfrid Laurier University, made in the name of all that is sacred — fairness for women — has created a brand new wage inequity.

In the small finance group at the university’s business and economics school, for instance, the two women who were hired at the same time as male colleagues and paid the same, received a raise of about $6,000 each, leaving the 13 men far behind.

The joint university/faculty committee that purported to find evidence of systemic wage discrimination had no male faculty members. Interestingly, three of the female members were associate professors and one a full professor, meaning they were among the beneficiaries of their own work.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Think of it as danger pay. They never know when someone is going to jump out at them with a differing opinion."

26 December 2017

At least as well thought out...

...as any of Justin's other policy initiatives...insert alt text here
VANCOUVER -- A disinterested pharmaceutical industry and the conundrum of finding a convincing placebo are just two reasons experts say "there has been little quality research into medicinal marijuana."

"It's already at market so there's really no incentive, or virtually no incentive, for licensed producers to take the money they're generating from the sale of these products and reinvest it in research."
Funny how that worked out.

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RELATED: Speaking of well thought out...
The Toronto Transit Commission has decided that "censored" is the eight-letter word it's most comfortable with.

As criticism mounts, the transit provider says that a $500,000 artwork it approved and paid for – one which allows the public to type short messages for display in a new station – cannot be made operational because of fear of hate speech and profanity.

25 December 2017

Ho, Ho, Ho...

...looks like the wheels just fell off the United Nations party bus...taking names
"Nikki Haley, United States Ambassador to the United Nations, announced Sunday night that the federal government has reduced its contribution to the U.N.’s annual budget by 285 million dollars."
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RELATED: I'm sure Canada's national broadcaster...

...is covering something similarly weighty and newsworth... sweet baby jebus...cultural appropriationNow, is this cultural appropriation... a bastardization of aboriginal culture or simply shlock?

P.S. - relax Canada, there will be no race riots... this, ummm, art... was imagineered by an aboriginal artist.

24 December 2017

I'm from Hollywood... I'm here...

...to save you...CIGAR
‘Perhaps they should have added a line, “Sir Winston Churchill lived to be 90,” said Biographer Hugo Vickers.’
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Will a Freddy Mercury movie come with warnings against unprotected buggary?"
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WITH APOLOGIES TO GEORGE ORWELL:

Apparently SOME incinerated plant material is less a health hazard than a modern day medical miracle...dope
Justin Trudeau's vow to legalize marijuana – made without much thinking, one suspects – was one of his signature campaign promises. It was intended to brand his party as progressive, youthful, and enlightened.
Remember... Cigarettes = Disease, Tru-Dope = Cure.

23 December 2017

22 December 2017

What are Justin's Pals up to?

The Palestinian Authority and PA President Mahmoud Abbas’s Fatah Party have been airing a music video promoting suicide attacks. The video featured the photos of two suicide bombers who murdered three Israelis and wounded 128.
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RELATED: Blessed are the Peacemak...

...wait a minute...
Paris (AFP) - Palestinian president Mahmud Abbas said Friday that he would "no longer accept" any peace plan proposed by the United States.
What's the opposite of peace?

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LAST WORD: The New Normal
"The discovery of graffiti hinting at a bomb threat prompted RCMP to evacuate Cilaire Elementary school in Nanaimo."

21 December 2017

One dead 5 year-old child...

...we "Deplorables" call that "burying the lede"...usual suspects
Jamal Daniel Todman, 34, told investigators he put the gun, which is registered to his wife, in the glove box and normally locks it.
Boy, that sure sounds like a responsible, upright citi... what the f@ckin' f@ck...
Todman faces charges of negligent storage of a firearm and carrying a concealed firearm by a convicted felon.
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RELATED: The usual felons...yet again
Kavan Collins found the gun under a mattress in an upstairs bedroom and shot himself Tuesday evening in the finger, police said. The boy’s father was taken into custody and was being questioned about how he came to possess a weapon with a defaced serial number.
So, what kind of gun control laws are gonna stop veteran criminals?

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...religion of peace
Police in the heavily-migrant populated Swedish city of Malmö backtracked after warning young women not to go out alone at night in no-go zones after a brutal rape in which some claim a 17-year-old girl had her abdomen set on fire.
Because we sure wouldn't want to run the risk of hurting anybody's feelings, I guess.

But wait, there's more...
The frequency of acid attacks in London has turned parts of the British capital into “no go zones”, a former Labour minister has said.

The United Kingdom has “the highest rate of attacks per capita” in the world, claimed Stephen Timms, Labour MP for East Ham.
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RELATED: And PM Justin al-Trudeau apparently agrees...root causes
Last month, Trudeau said he wants to work with ISIS fighters and “help them to let go of that terrorist ideology."
Wait a minute...
CTV notes that, in promoting rehabilitation for these individuals, Trudeau is contradicting Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale, who recently expressed pessimism at reforming jihadist individuals with battleground experience.

20 December 2017

Journalism 101

Dancer & Prancer... the only true reindeer...good grief
“The all-ages book about a black, gay Santa takes on the Yuletide zealots with a warm smile,” one headline screamed. Mrs. Claus is now a mister in a new gay-themed Christmas storybook for children that has CNN and the rest of the Mainstream Media all aflutter.

Santa’s Husband” tells the story of a black Kris Kringle and his white husband living in holy matrimony at the North Pole.
Yeah... good luck with that, smelly hippies. Will your kids be leaving condoms out for Santa, along with cookies & milk?

When Neophyte was 4 years old, he asked Mrs Neo (who, sadly... couldn't tell a lie to save her life) whether Santa was real. Needless to say, when he tried to spread this startling revelation to his peers... mayhem ensued. Kids like certainty AND consistency.

19 December 2017

And Isaac Asimov wept

insert alt text here
The Third International Congress in Love and Sex with Robots has been rocked by terror threats from Muslim extremists.

Organisers have been forced to move the controversial meeting of computer scientists, AI experts and robot ethicists from Goldsmiths University to a secret venue for security reasons.
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RELATED: "Not terrorism" cries CBC...boom
"A young Montreal couple accused of planning to leave Canada to go fight with ISIS has been found not guilty of all terrorism-related offences."
"Montreal" couple Sabrine Djermane and El Mahdi Jamali merely had a hobby level interest in homemade explosives...
Prosecutor Lyne Décarie pointed to evidence including a recipe for a pressure cooker bomb, which was found on the bedside table in the couple's condo.

The jury also heard how during their investigation, RCMP officers discovered a pressure cooker and a dollar-store bag full of ingredients required for that recipe, including matches, a clock, coffee filters and nails.
Of course, the CBC is not a fan of actual evidence...
Keven Chartrand, who is with the RCMP and is a member of the Integrated National Security Enforcement Team said while going through a section of the condo, on April 14, 2015, he spotted a blue file folder with a document inside it labeled “How to fabricate a bomb.”

The handwritten recipe is a “word-for-word” copy of one the terrorist group al-Qaida had previously published in a propaganda magazine.
Perhaps they were planning to make some "nail soup."