29 January 2019

28 January 2019

27 January 2019

King Joffrey Trudeau finally swings the axe...

...Tyrion McCallum belatedly realises he should've stayed in Mackenzie Kings Landing with his ale and his whores...insert alt text here
"The former ambassador was quoted in StarMetro Vancouver on Friday as saying 'it would be great for Canada' if the United States drops an extradition request against a Huawei executive detained in Canada."
Looks like the Imp doesn't get to make American foreign policy either. But he sure tried.

Sounds like somebody's been into "the milk of the poppy."
“Misspoke” is a burp, not a detailed hour-long soliloquy regarding one of the most sensitive files in Canada-China relations.

26 January 2019

Serial abuser Angus McTartan... wait...

...that's not the name...insert alt text here
Toronto-resident Hanh Nguyen was pronounced dead at the scene. Austin Le, 40 of Toronto has been charged with second-degree murder.
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RELATED: Once again, GTA shooter uses...

..."cloak of invisibility" to perpetrate ghastly crime...
Police say that they were called to the Dream Palace Banquet Hall and Restaurant near Keele Street and Rivermede Road for a reported shooting at around 4:15 a.m. No information has been released about potential suspects at this point.
Oh, yeah... two dead.

25 January 2019

Ralph Goodale's Neo-Nazi witchhunt...

...hits a little Islamic bump in the road...insert alt text here
"A potentially explosive substance was found during a search, removed and blown up to neutralize it, police said, but they provided no details."
A refugee? From what country? I'm totally shocked.

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RELATED: Well... maybe stop making bombs?
Officers wanted to ensure the community leaders had the answers they needed, and were able to continue providing services to the family and the broader community.

‘What can the community do to make sure that this doesn’t become an incident that unjustifiably targets any ethnic group, national group, religious group?'”
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UPDATE: You'll have to excuse Ralph...

...he's been looking for the "real killers"...
REGINA — Canada’s Minister for Public Safety Ralph Goodale says right-wing, white supremacists and neo-Nazi groups are an increasing concern and threat to Canadians.

Goodale says the federal government is working with Internet providers to eliminate the issue.
From the folks who gave Omar Khadr $10,500,000 taxpayer dollars.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
Dughmosh was found guilty of four counts of terrorism-related charges after attacking workers in June 2017 at an east Toronto Canadian Tire store with a golf club and butcher’s knife while draped in an ISIL banner.
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LAST WORD: Ask a Liberal Public Safety Minister...insert alt text here
The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process.

The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example.
Sweet baby jebus.

Did Chief Saunders just sell Toronto...

...a dead parrot...
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
• Dec 2018 • FLIP •
“To think we can arrest our way out of this is a falsehood.
• Jan 2019 • FLOP •
Why Chief Mark Saunders wants a $1B budget and
300 more officers.
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RELATED: Winchestered in Montreal
MONTREAL — Tony Magi, a businessman with reported links to organized crime in Montreal, has been shot dead. Magi was known to police and survived an assassination attempt in 2008. He was also kidnapped in 2005.

24 January 2019

The first thing we do...

...is break out the breathalyzer...insert alt text here
That position took a serious hit Tuesday, when Canada's ambassador to China, John McCallum, told a select group of Chinese media, "I think she has quite good arguments on her side."
Did anybody check to see if he'd been drinking... cos' it wouldn't be the first time...
While the Defence Minister had earlier described the incident as a "wake-up call" to stop drinking, he didn't quit until six days ago. "It's embarrassing for me, for my family, for the government."
Not as embarrassing as this, I imagine...
"In a bizarre, rambling interview this afternoon, Michael Ignatieff's Finance Critic John McCallum openly accused the men and women of the Canadian Armed Forces of committing war crimes in Afghanistan."
Or this "Dave's not here" moment...insert alt text here
Rempel, who is the official critic for Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship asked McCallum how many Syrian refugee resettlement applications were started prior to October 19th of this year.

Rather than answering the question, McCallum said, “We’re into sunny ways, I would suggest to my colleague to look a little more cheerful.”
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UPDATE: McCallum gets spanked...
"Those eyebrows were further raised when McCallum released a statement later walking back his earlier remarks, saying they 'do not accurately represent my position on this issue.'"
Team Trudeau... only the best & brightest.

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RELATED: Who hasn't had a few brews and...

...done something they regret the next day? Right, Justin?insert alt text here
Trudeau was asked if he intended to recall or sanction his envoy to Beijing, John McCallum, for opining on how a Huawei executive being held in Canada might avoid extradition to the United States.
What sort of leverage does McCallum have on PM Dressup?

That's what I'm looking for...

..."Bill Gates approved" news...insert alt text here
"So CNN never misleads with its headlines, the Guardian never dresses up its agendas as news, and Buzzfeed stories are always accurate. One literally doesn’t have to go back three days to find dozens of examples to the contrary, but this would be too mind-numbingly pedantic a task."
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RELATED: NewsGuard run by "Swamp Things"
Many of the sites that NewsGuard has ranked as “trustworthy” have spent their past few days smearing the names of the students of Covington Catholic High School.
Just one more reason to use Firefox.

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LAST WORD: Smell the journalism...
By Saturday, the story had become so hot, and the appetite for it so deep, that some news outlets felt compelled to do some actual reporting. This was when the weekend began to take a long, bad turn for respected news outlets and righteous celebrities.

The full video reveals that these kids had wandered into a Tom Wolfe novel and had no idea how to get out of it.

23 January 2019

Apparently, modern day Britain...

...just can't wait to be France...insert alt text hereWhere are the sons and grandsons of the men who stormed the beaches at Normandy?

And it's not just the children who have to beware...insert alt text here
Police are searching for a half-masked “axeman” who rampaged through a Tesco in south London, chasing terrified customers as they fled the store.
Well, Mr Mayor... your move.

Who could have seen that coming?

Stand by for amazing stories of gravity holding shit down...insert alt text here
Gigi Wu, a social media star famous for taking photos on top of mountains in a bikini has died after a tragic fall. Rescue workers were unable to locate Wu before she eventually succumbed to hypothermia.
There's some news I couldn't live without.

22 January 2019

Throw Momma from the Train

Let's take that money from Kathleen Wynndfarm's "safe" injection sites and make sure Granny doesn't get strangled in her sleep...insert alt text here
There have been at least 29 homicides in long-term care homes in Ontario in the past six years, a health-care advocacy group said Monday. “The level of homicide in Ontario’s long-term care facilities is higher than virtually anywhere else in our society,” Ontario Health Coalition executive director Natalie Mehra said.

When considering those statistics in the context of Ontario having about 80,000 people living in long-term care homes, that’s a homicide rate four times the city of Toronto.
Take note that they're actually shading these numbers...
"The actual total of long-term care homicides is higher than the 29 found in the coroner’s data, Mehra said, because they don’t include the 8 victims of nurse Elizabeth Wettlaufer."
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RELATED: Toronto Community Housing...

...where the first dead body is deductible...
“It was the perfect storm. The bathroom was right there,” recalled Ohab. He sawed her body in the bathtub and ditched his clothing, her body parts, apparel, cell phone and the sofa where she smoked crack.
Makes perfect sense, no?

Just throw open the border...

...everything will be... sweet baby jebus...insert alt text here
Murders in Mexico rose by 33 percent in 2018, breaking the record for a second year running, official data showed, underlining the task facing the new president who has pledged to reduce violence in the cartel-ravaged country.
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RELATED: In other "borders are bad" news...insert alt text here
"Migrant youths make up nearly half of the unemployed youth in France, according to statistics gathered by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development."

21 January 2019

You worry about carbon dioxide...

...I've got bigger fish to fry...
At least 680 people have been infected with the Ebola virus in the Democratic Republic of Congo. It’s the second-largest Ebola outbreak in history, with 414 deaths so far.

But it could get worse: Health officials this week are concerned that Ebola appears to be spreading in the direction of Goma, a major population center in DRC.

I call your Paris Climate Accord...

...and raise you an equally nebulous "war on very bad, climate-y things"......insert alt text here
On the issue of climate change, Singh said that if he were to be elected prime minister he would set much tougher national emissions targets — despite the fact that no developed country, Canada included, is on track to meet the emissions targets set in the 2015 Paris climate accord.
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RELATED: A family of "social justice" warriors...Gurratan Singh
"There was no ambiguity over how Gurratan Singh, the brother of federal NDP leader Jagmeet Singh and NDP candidate in Brampton East felt about Toronto Police."
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LAST WORD: Must be running for something...big bangJagmeet says he's "not a fan of terrorism"... finally.

20 January 2019

"Well, Ignacio, we got our free gas..."

"...I guess it's Marlboro Time..."insert alt text here
••• TLAHUELILPAN, Mexico (AP) — They were warned to stay away from the geyser of gasoline gushing from the illegally tapped pipeline in central Mexico, but Gerardo Perez says he and his son joined others in bypassing the soldiers.

By Saturday evening the death toll from Friday’s blaze had risen to 73, with another 74 people injured and dozens more were missing.

A second pipeline burst into flames Friday in the neighboring state of Queretaro as a result of another illegal tap.

The tragedy came just three weeks after President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador launched an offensive against fuel theft gangs that have drilled dangerous, illegal taps into pipelines an astounding 12,581 times in the first 10 months of 2018.
Call me a pussy, but I hear the words "geyser of gasoline"... I know exactly which way I"m running.

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UPDATE: Death toll rises
Mexican Health Minister Jorge Alcocer said on Sunday the number of dead in the incident had risen to 79 people.

19 January 2019

And Charles Darwin wept

I'm so old, I remember when they were called junkies...
♫ They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, no, no, no
Yes, I been black
But when I come back,
you'll know, know, know ♫
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A labour arbitrator has ordered the Regional Municipality of Waterloo to give DS her job back, and to compensate her financially for her unfair dismissal, including general damages for “injury to dignity, feelings and self-respect.”
Hey... you know what also takes a shark-sized bite outta your precious dignity?

Drowning in a pool of your own vomit.

18 January 2019

Pelosi's "government shutdown" triumph...

...turning out to be a "Dewey beats Truman" moment...
President Trump has proven that he is a "disruptor" who changes the framework of thinking on major issues by refusing to accept the "givens" – the assumptions of how things always have been done and therefore always must be done.
I'm just trying to imagine the absolute shitstorm when Justice Ginsburg shuffles off this mortal coil.

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RELATED: Trump uses his "bigger" button

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LAST WORD: Why start it up again?
Spain Has No Government For 10 Months - Economy Grows, Unemployment Falls To 18.9%