Hey, relax bro... it's no big deal

If we can't find any dastardly 'Joos'... we'll just kill each other...

Clashes have broken out between Palestinian factions in a refugee camp in southern Lebanon. The fighting was between members of the Fatah faction and an Islamist group called Jund al-Sham.

It took place in the densely populated Ain al-Hilwe refugee camp, which is located on the outskirts of the southern city of Sidon. Fighters launched rockets and exchanged gunfire in the middle of the camp, causing dozens of civilians to flee.

Who exactly, are these homicidal freaks?

Lebanese and Palestinian officials said one Fatah member was killed and four others wounded, the Associated Press news agency reported.

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RELATED: One potato, two potato...

The... yet again... capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah."

Iraqi officials say insurgents attacks in Baghdad and northern Iraq have killed at least 40 people.

In the Iraqi capital Sunday, gunmen in several cars opened fire on pedestrians in a religiously mixed southern district, killing seven people. A suicide car bomber also killed at least six people in a Shi'ite neighborhood (Shula) of Baghdad.

Oh, man... when it rains, it pours.

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A little unclear on the concept...

...of democracy, that is...

At least 35 people died and more than 1,000 were wounded in violence on Friday and Saturday, with the army struggling to maintain order in Cairo, Alexandria and other cities and towns, where pro- and anti-Mursi demonstrators fought street battles.

The most deadly clashes were in the Mediterranean city of Alexandria, where 14 people died and 200 were wounded.

In central Cairo, rival protesters clashed late into the night with stones, knives, petrol bombs and clubs as armored personnel carriers rumbled among them.

We've seen it again and again. Without a brutal strongman, (a Nasser, a Gaddafi or a Mubarak) to rein in their immediate basest instincts, the denizens of the Muslim Middle East are all too willing to tear each other limb from limb.

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RELATED: Tahrir Square is democracy central, right?

The devil, as they say, is in the details...
So much for that "religion of piece" twaddle...

In a typical attack, lines of men push their way through the packed square, surround lone women, and start ripping at their clothes until they are naked. Some women have been violated by men using their hands.

Maybe there are places in the world that just aren't ready for democratic rule.

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UPDATE: If I had a President...

...he'd look like Mohamed...

“Dr. Mohamed ElBaradei has accepted the offer by Interim President Adly Mansour to form the Cabinet,” read an announcement on ElBaradei’s Facebook page. It said he would give a news conference after being sworn in.

He's the Nobel Peace Prize guy, right?

Ok... problem solved.

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LAST WORD: It's not just Egypt

Saturday's attack killed 29 students and English teacher Mohammed Musa, who was shot in the chest, according to another teacher, Ibrahim Abdu. Police officers who arrived after the gunmen left and transported the bodies to the hospital confirmed at least 30 people were killed.

The capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah."

You're saying what... they're too lazy?

I dunno, sounds a little racist to me...

But Obama said too much of the black community has lost that desire. One in 3 African-Americans are dropping out of high school, she said, and only 1 in 5 between the ages of 25 and 29 has a bachelor’s degree.

Try imagine the media shitstorm if a Republican had tossed this one out there.

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RELATED: Is Allah the answer?

Detroit’s problems include high crime, joblessness and abandonment; its budget deficit is about $330 million and rising.

“Suppose we in leadership, the pastors of the city, stop arguing,” he said. “Why shouldn’t we come together and OWN DETROIT?”

Pastors? Does the Nation of Islam have pastors? I thought Islam had Imams.

The group, which promotes black empowerment and nationalism, was rebuilt by Farrakhan in the late 1970s.

He became notorious for calling Judaism a “gutter religion” and suggesting crack cocaine might have been a CIA plot to enslave blacks.

Hmmm... if the NOI "owned" Detroit... would that solve all its problems?

Maybe not...

Conservative religious lawmakers in Afghanistan blocked legislation on Saturday aimed at strengthening provisions for women's freedoms, arguing that parts of it violate Islamic principles and encourage disobedience.

The law criminalizes, among other things, child marriage and forced marriage, and bans "baad," the traditional practice of exchanging girls and women to settle disputes.

Sharia City... a coming Obama initiative?

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LAST WORD: Sharia law... the upside

At least you won't need that cumbersome legal system...

The Syrian regime claims there is no civil war in the country but that the army is fighting foreign-backed terrorists trying to topple Assad's government.

More than 70,000 people have been killed in Syria since March 2011.

The capricious, unknowable Will of Allah.

Another horrific demonstration...

Of the capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah."

-- KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN -- A suicide car bomber lying in wait for a passing military convoy killed eight civilians and wounded 22 others Thursday when he blew himself up at the edge of a crowded row of shops.

The fact that most of these attacks end up maiming and killing mostly civilians hasn't escaped the average Mo' either.

Taliban militants regularly launch suicide bombings against Afghan and foreign troops in the country, but most of the victims in such attacks have been civilians.

"I am extremely sorry for them. My request to the Taliban is to stop these suicide attacks because it is a loss for Afghan people."

More than 8,000 people were killed in insurgency-related violence in 2007, the UN says.

That's some "Religion of Peace."

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That flexible Taliban strategy

If we can't nail Karzai... we'll just settle for whoever happens to be sitting around.

-- KABUL -- Afghan President Hamid Karzai and Canadian ambassador Arif Lalani were among the dignitaries forced to take cover Sunday when automatic gunfire erupted during a ceremony marking 16 years since the overthrow of the country's Soviet-backed rule.

Mr. Karzai, his cabinet and foreign diplomats who were present — including Arif Lalani, Canada's ambassador to Afghanistan — were all safe, a statement from the presidential palace said.

But it said a local Shiite Muslim leader was killed and nine others, including two parliamentarians, were wounded.

The capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah."

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Hey, Benny... look sharp

Those killbilly sh!tkickers from Hamas... they're a comin' fer ya...

A sermon last Friday by a prominent Muslim cleric and Hamas member of the Palestinian parliament openly declared that "the capital of the Catholics, or the Crusader capital," would soon be conquered by Islam.

"Very soon, Allah willing, Rome will be conquered, just like Constantinople was, as was prophesized by our prophet Muhammad," he added.

And this guy isn't just some "crazy come lately."

Al-Astal last June preached how it was the duty of Palestinian women to martyr themselves by becoming homicide bombers.

"The most exalted form of jihad is fighting for the sake of Allah, which means sacrificing one's soul by fighting the enemies head-on, even if it leads to martyrdom."

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RELATED: Makin' a list, checkin' it twice...

More than 50 people have been killed in car bomb explosions in two Iraqi cities, police say.

At least 40 people were killed and another 70 were injured in a blast outside a restaurant opposite a court building in Baquba, north of Baghdad.

Shortly afterwards police said a bomb in the city of Ramadi, further west, had killed 13 people. That also targeted a restaurant. About 14 people were reported injured.

However, there have been several attacks already this week. At least 17 people were killed in two bomb attacks near Mosul on Monday, including one which killed 12 members of the Kurdish Peshmerga security force, now part of the Iraqi army, near the Syrian border.

The capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah."

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Give a little... take a lot

The capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah."

The U.S. military in Iraq says U.S. forces killed nine Shi'ite insurgents during battles in the Sadr City and Mansur districts of Baghdad late Sunday and early Monday .

The clashes came hours after the wife of Iraqi President Jalal Talabani escaped unhurt from a roadside bomb attack that hit her motorcade in Baghdad.

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Next time the dumbass leftosphere...

Starts cryin' about those poor fellows down at Guantanamo Bay... maybe you could spare a moment in your thoughts for Matt Maupin...

Sergeant Maupin was a 20-year-old private first class when he was captured on April 9, 2004, after his fuel convoy, part of the 724th Transportation Company, was ambushed west of Baghdad.

A week after his capture, the Arab television network Al Jazeera broadcast a videotape showing Sergeant Maupin sitting on the floor surrounded by five masked men holding automatic rifles.

Yet another telling example, of the capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah."

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UPDATE: Stoogeleft says, "So what, it's just tit for tat".

Ol' Stooge thinks (in the comments) it's no big deal that Matt Maupin was executed on video for the whole world to see.

Well, Bobo... at least we know what side you're on.

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RELATED: Of course, Pink Tory has bigger fish to fry...

And for his loyal hangers-on, he provides both words... and pictures...

"While a few lights may have been briefly dimmed for an hour or so last night, at the same time maybe this entirely painless and quite easily managed conceptual exercise has inadvertently provided us with another, highly revealing sort of illumination..."

Yeah, Pink... that is "highly revealing" all right.

Hey... is this where you trot out all your Holocaust jokes?

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LAST WORD: Be careful what you wish for

"The problems began when, as part of the refurbishment of the town hall -- built in 1546 -- the council decided to heat the building with geothermal power from deep below the earth's surface."

"In September last year an Austrian company sunk seven geothermal probes 140 meters into the ground."

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More rewards for the faithful

Once again... the capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah".

-- BAGHDAD -- A suicide bomber struck Shiite pilgrims as they were resting Sunday during a days-long walk to a Shiite shrine, killing at least 25 people and wounding 35.

Earlier, extremists attacked another group of pilgrims in the predominantly Sunni Baghdad neighbourhood of Dora, killing three and wounding 36, police said.

The attacks heightened tension around Arbaeen, when millions of pilgrims descend on Karbala, about 70 kilometres south of the capital.

Now, I thought I knew a thing or two about Islam.

Like, for instance, if you die fighting the dirty infidel... you go straight to the head of the Nirvana chorus line.

So can someone tell me, what's the deal on killing fellow Muslims... who, better yet... are making a religious pilgrimage?

What's up with that?

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RELATED: So much hatred... so little time

Finally, consider this: Muslims are angrily at war with Buddhists in East Asia. Muslims are enraged with Animists in Africa. Of course, none of this approaches the sheer hatred that Muslims bear towards Hindus in the South Asia peninsula.

And this foaming hatred blanches compared to the white-hot fury Muslims feel for the Christian American Crusaders. And this fury is but a candle to the incandescent, boiling, supernova of murder they feel toward the Jews."

Does anyone beside me detect a pattern here?

You know, my Dad told me once, "Bill, if more than three people in your life are utter, total assholes, then maybe it is you."

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Nirvana Inc. Q2 earnings forecast...

...downgraded on news of possible impending virgin shortage...

"U.S. and Iraqi officials say the two most senior al-Qaida leaders in Iraq have been killed in a joint operation near the northern city of Tikrit."

Once again... the capricious & unknowable "Will of Allah".

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QOTW:

"All your burka are belong to us."

Lululululululu!!!!

Maybe he went out for a smoke

The capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah."

-- BAGHDAD -- American and Iraqi troops killed 38 militants in the fiercest clashes in weeks in Baghdad, including 22 who attacked a military checkpoint in a Shiite militia stronghold, the U.S. military said Monday.

Or maybe that "surge" thing is working.

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THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "One-fifth of the more than 550 rockets fired by Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad in the last day have misfired, landing inside Gaza and killing civilians, the IDF said in a briefing on Saturday." --

THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "Members of the Democratic 'Squad' have frequently painted Israel as a bloodthirsty oppressor eager to see Palestinian children killed. Palestinian children's words, however, show that the Hamas leaders who control their education are the ones who are dead-set on pursuing bloodshed and genocide." --

More weasel words from Prime Minister Blackface...

-- "That statement essentially said Canada doesn’t support South Africa’s claim that Israel is committing genocide, but we will wait and see before making up our minds." --

Compare and contrast the response from Pierre Poilievre.

Another proud moment in religion

More capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah"...

The explosion happened when an Afghan boy pushing a wheelbarrow approached a company of British marines. It is not clear whether the boy was a suicide bomber or the device was remotely detonated.

Yessirree, Timmy... that's some "holy war" ya got there.

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THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE 'WILL OF..." -- WELL, YOU KNOW

-- "IDF Spokesman Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari presents a video showing an underground entrance from Sheikh Hamad Hospital, which he says connects to Hamas tunnel networks. Another video shows Hamas gunmen opening fire at Israeli forces from the hospital." --

Who ya gonna believe... Hamas - or your own lyin eyes? 

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "This asylum con is widespread, common, and long-standing, too. It was reported in 2010 already that approximately 65 percent of asylum seekers in Ireland who claimed to be from Somalia were lying. In the U.S., estimates are that 70 to 90-plus percent of asylum claims are fraudulent." --

THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE 'WILL OF'... WELL, YOU KNOW

-- "'Most of the victims had their throats slit,' Guindo added, others were shot dead. A youth representative said that the attack began before nightfall and 'lasted around three hours," adding that more than half were "young people.' The attack bears similarities to previous attacks by the al-Qaida-linked JNIM extremist group." --

Need a little background? 

That's some 'Religion of Peace' you've got there, buddy.

Yet again, the capricious & unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...

A man who claimed allegiance to the Islamic State group stabbed French police commander Jean-Baptiste Salvaing, 42, and his 35-year-old companion, Jessica Schneider, to death on Monday night before he was killed in a dramatic police operation. The attacker also took the couple’s 3-year-old son hostage.

A news agency linked to the group said the attack had been carried out by an “Islamic State fighter”, days after posting a similar claim following the massacre at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida.

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RELATED: No terrorists up my sleeve

I married a gay mass murderer...

Sitora Yusufiy, the ex-wife of Orlando mass killer Omar Mateen claimed Monday that she believed he was homosexual.

No public comment as yet from Toronto activist group "Queers Against Israeli Apartheid."

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RELATED: Call me wacky, but...

“Instead of having all these individual perimeters around every Dunkin Donuts franchise or every gas station, or every J.C. Penny, why not have just one big perimeter around the country?” Steyn concluded. “We could call it a border! And we could have, like, a border security!”

No, no... that's just crazy... right?

THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE 'WILL OF...' WELL, YOU KNOW...

-- "Police swarmed Temple Israel in West Bloomfield in Michigan Thursday following reports of an 'active shooter' after a car is believed to have intentionally crashed into the building. The synagogue houses a preschool, according to its website." --

The usual fucking nonsense...

-- "Police aren’t sure yet if this was a terrorist attack. They said it’s still too early in the investigation." --

Nota bene...

-- "Temple Israel is located about 20 miles north of Dearborn, which has the largest Muslim and Arab population in the US." --

UPDATE...

-- "The shooter is dead, a source who had been briefed on the investigation told The Detroit News." --

This could've been much worse... mortar shells were discovered in the vehicle.  

UPDATE2:  LIVE AND DON'T LEARN...

  --  "Dems vote to keep DHS closed despite airport chaos, Iranian sleeper cell threat"  --  

THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "The most conservative estimates indicate at least 2,000 people may have been killed across Iran over the past 48 hours, Iran International reported.  HRANA said more than 10,681 individuals have been arrested and transferred to prisons. Protests have been recorded at 585 locations in 186 cities across all 31 provinces, the agency reported." --

WHERE IS TRUMP?

Yet again, the capricious & unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...

-- MAZAR-I-SHARIF, Afghanistan -- Stirred up by a trio of angry mullahs who urged them to avenge the burning of a Koran at Florida church, thousands of protesters overran the compound of the United Nations in this northern Afghan city, killing at least 12 people, Afghan and United Nations officials said.

Unable to find Americans on whom to vent their anger, the mob turned instead on the next-best symbol of Western intrusion — the nearby United Nations headquarters. “Some of our colleagues were just hunted down.”

Early reports, later denied by Afghan officials, said at least two of the dead had been beheaded.

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UPDATE: CTV News reacts to Afghan massacre

Shorter Lisa LaFlamme...

"Can't the U.S. government do anything to clamp down on Florida pastor?"