24 December 2024

I'M SURE IT'S GONNA WORK OUT JUST FINE FOR THE SYRIANS...

MERGING ALL GANGBANGERS INTO THE FAILING CANADIAN MILITARY...insert alt text here
-- "Syria's new Prime Minister, Mohammed al-Bashir, had said last week that the military would be restructured using former rebel factions and officers who defected from Bashar al-Assad's army. Defense Minister Murhaf Abu Qasra will face the daunting task of trying to avoid clashes between the myriad groups." --
Obviously, we would need to teach them to shoot properly... but it solves crime and helps Canada meet recruiting targets... plus, 'diversity'... I'm calling that win-win.