NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

HARRIS COUNTY, Texas (KTRK) -- "Three boys ages 12 to 15 are in the hospital, having been shot by a 25-year-old man Harris County man. Investigators believe at least four armed boys attempted to rob at gunpoint Christmas evening. At this time, he is not facing charges." --

And...

-- "MCSO Sheriff Rick Wells said, ‘This is the state of Florida, and if you want to break into someone's home, you should expect to be shot’, after releasing information about a homeowner who opened fire at two masked men trying to break into his house." --

Of course, you can't let your guard down for a second...

-- "A pizza delivery driver in Florida is facing charges after deputies say she stabbed a pregnant woman 14 times over dissatisfaction with the tip amount." --