15 August 2021

PRESIDENT-IN-ABSENTIA LOSES ASS-KISSING CNN

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-- "CNN anchor Jake Tapper said Sunday on his show 'State of the Union' that it was shocking how wrong President Joe Biden was when he said it was 'highly unlikely' the Taliban would quickly take over Afghanistan." --
Apparently Joe is out on the golf course looking for the real killers

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE:

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-- "U.S. officials have begged for the embassy to be spared. Many analysts believe it will be burned down on the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks." --
And finally...
"We can't secure our southern border because we're too busy training Afghans to flee across Tajikistan's southern border."