11 March 2021

A WORLD THAT IS FREAKING OUT...

...ABOUT THE GENDER OF A PLASTIC POTATO...insert alt text hereOH IT GETS BETTER:
"The Muppet was targeted, and began to trend on social media, after being called out for her abuse of on-again-off-again beau Kermit D. Frog, as well as karate-chopping other Muppet characters."
BRAVE NEW BIDEN WORLD:
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was asked about Biden’s false claim during Friday’s press briefing. She grew testy, telling the reporter: “I’m glad you’re focused on the important business.”
Apparently, American deaths do not qualify.