Maybe Paid Defense Witnesses Too

The first thing we do is hang all the lawyers...The defence’s star witness, Dr. Alexander Westphal is set to testify today at the trial of the man who killed 10 people in Toronto’s van attack. He is expected to say Alek Minassian is not criminally responsible for his actions on April 23, 2018, due to autism spectrum disorder. Last week, Westphal refused to testify if court didn’t give in to his demands...

You get the government you deserve

If you build it, they WILL come..."An illegal alien, previously deported three times and with a violent criminal record, has been charged with a double murder after allegedly going on a stabbing spree at a San Jose, California, Baptist church."Turns out crazy people shitting in grocery store aisles is the least of their problems.  ASK PRESIDENT JILL BIDEN: Looks like CornPop won Round ...

We are all Torontonians now!

The "Schwa" goes metropolitan..."One man is dead while a second is in serious condition following a shocking Sunday morning shooting in downtown Oshawa."UPDATE: Killer & victim identifiedBoth of the victims were rushed to hospital for treatment. The man without vital signs later died in hospital. He was later identified as 27-year-old Justin Blight. The other man injured in the encounter,...

SUNNY WAYS MATEY!!!

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Justin Trudeau's Basic Dictatorship

The Inconsistencies Will Balance Themselves...“On the one hand, you have the prime minister and Yukon’s Liberal Member of Parliament saying that these types of guns have no use in Canada and they’re only meant for killing people. On the other hand, you have the Yukon Liberal government purchasing 20...

"Much like professional basketball"...

..."pimping is a bit of a monoculture"...The Toronto Police Service Human Trafficking Enforcement Team has laid 16 charges against Marlon Downey, 26, of Brampton.BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!On Wednesday, October 28, 2020, Clarington Graham, 42, and Nimo Ali, 35, both of Toronto were arrested. Multiple Criminal...

I'm so old, I remember when...

...you could stroll along the Danforth and not take hostile fire...TORONTO -- A 25-year-old man is in hospital after a shooting on Stephenson Avenue, near Danforth Avenue and Main Street. The man was rushed to a trauma centre with life-threatening injuries.REMEMBER, WE DON'T USE THE "B" WORD:Police say the suspect is described as a dark male in his early 20s.RELATED: They shoot cops, don't they?Terry...

I'M WITH BEN WHATSHISNAME

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."According to the study, “in contrast to most people’s assumptions, the number of deaths by COVID-19 is not alarming. In fact, it has relatively no effect on deaths in the United States. Wait, what? Really? That’s what it says. And, it should come as no surprise that the study...

I guess some peoples gods...

...are more easily fooled than others..."The BBC identified 21 clinics that said they would conduct ‘hymen repair’ surgery, costing between £1,500 and £3,000, with seven confirming 'virginity testing' for between £150 and £300." "The World Health Organization (WHO) said in a 2018 report that the practice...

Not everyone bending a knee in Toronto

"A GoFundMe campaign on line boasts at least 3,200 donating over $150,000 (as of Friday afternoon) for the 33-year-old owner of Adamson Barbecue, who was arrested Thursday after defying orders to vacate his Etobicoke restaurant."UPDATE:  GoFundMe blows past $230,000 STOP THE INSANITY:"It will be interesting to add up the taxpayer’s bill for the dozens of police officers on scene and a dozen police...

CIVIL WAR 2.0

It's been brewing for fifty years... and folks finally noticed...By now it should be obvious • even to conservatives • that we are in a war. It is a conflict that began nearly fifty years ago when the street revolutionaries of the Sixties joined the Democrat Party. It is a war against us • against individual freedom, against America’s constitutional order, and against the capitalist engine of our...

More than enough pain...

...to go around...LINDSAY • "A one-year-old boy was fatally shot, the boy’s father was shot by police and an Ontario Provincial Police officer was seriously injured during an altercation between the man and police on Thursday morning just east of Lindsay."An "altercation?" UPDATE: Rat Squad spews usual horseshit"Hudon said it is too early to say why officers fired at the man."Two words... DEAD......

Hang on, you need a nasal swab test...

...to determine if you even have it... but the vaccine removes all doubts?"Participants in Moderna and Pfizer’s coronavirus vaccine trials stated that they were experiencing high fever, body aches, bad headaches, daylong exhaustion and other symptoms after receiving the shots."Yeah, Doc... think I'm gonna take a pass...

Justin Trudeau's "Post National" state

#DiversityStrongistanYork Regional Police have just seized 73 stolen luxury vehicles with a market value of more than $4.5 million. There are also 32 other vehicles that were allegedly stolen by an organized group of criminals and shipped to Nigeria and Ghana. Abu Sadiq Ayi, 41, Michael Atta, 32, Prince Boateng, 42, and David Ansong, 40, all of Toronto, are now facing charg...

Untold number of lives saved as...

...courageous Toronto Cops bring down evil scofflaw "Brisket Kingpin."  It's tough, dangerous work... but somebody's gotta do it!FREE ADAM SKELLY!.  Guess they ran out of pistol-packin' gangbangers..."Earlier on Thursday morning, police returned to the restaurant for a third day in a row...

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

Come for the "Hi-Test" stay for the "bullet-fest"...Just a firefight at a Toronto gas station... nothing to see... move alo...

SMELL THE PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM:

How to steal an election...An explosive new study released by the Media Research Center (MRC) on Tuesday, showed the legacy media’s suppression of eight key election-related news stories effectively handed the presidential election to Democrat Joe Biden. According to a poll conducted by The Polling...

Another 500,000 sold right there

New question on company job application form..."In one lucid paragraph; enumerate your feelings about "book publishing" versus "book burning."It's a very woke place to work, apparently....

"YOU HAFF PAPERS PLISS!"

It's Scary Xmas in Joe Biden's "New" New York..."Sheriff teams will be out in-force as the holidays approach. There will be vehicle checkpoints at key bridges and crossings throughout New York City.”ASK A DEMOCRATIC POOBAH:"It’s individual discipline and it’s government enforcement. Period. End of sentence,"...

UPDATE: Homicide #63 of 65/2020

And it only took eight days to release the information...The deceased has been identified as Brent Mancheese, 32, of Toronto. Chelsey Arkarakas, 24, of Mississauga, was charged with Second Degree Murder. RELATED: The never-ending Vagina Monologues What about a national inquiry into murdered...

MECHANICAL ADVANTAGE

"A telegram from the God of simple things....

NEWSFLASH: Old sick people die...

...that's not enough reason to drive the economy off a cliff...REFRESH MY MEMORY: Who was it that said...“The greatest hoax ever perpetrated on an unsuspecting publi...

I'm so old, I can remember when...

...we weren't burning books as a matter of course..."The British Library has added George Orwell, Lord Bryon, Ted Hughes, and others to a list of shame for cultural figures with supposed links to slavery."Tell it to Ray Bradbu...

LOW HANGING FRUIT, ER... BRISKET

Tracking down pistol-packing gangbangers is hard work. From the comments..."When did the police start travelling with full news crews? ""The by-law officer was obviously having her best-day-ever!!!"More..."Everyone who complains that the government should do more to control everyone should have a small stick shoved up their nose at frequent intervals." "If they want more protection, they can...

DEEPEST, DARKEST FEAR:

Wiping your arse with a squirrel once again tops the list...Maybe humanity isn't worth saving...LOS ANGELES/NEW YORK (Reuters) – Toilet paper aisles are emptying again as COVID-19 curfews and shutdowns in states from California to New York send pandemic-weary shoppers on a new scramble for essentials. Procter...

Hence the age-old expression...

...about bringing a "knucklehead to a gunfight.""A total of five York Regional Police officers and the man engaged in a short exchange of gunfire. A witness told CP24 they heard as many as 15 shots ring out."Two words... justice... serv...

The Great Reset continues apace...

...and pillows will be bitten...BONUS SILVER LINING:Apparently, come Civil War 2.0, the opposition won't be that hard to spot.JUST ASK A DEMOCRAT:(CNN) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez praised Harry Styles for donning a dress on the cover of Vogue, calling it "wonderful."ALSO OCCASIONAL-CORTEX...Socialist...

Kielburger Brothers Call Out...

...miserly Al Sharpton...Rev. Al Sharpton’s charity reportedly paid more than $80,000 to his relatives in 2019, according to recent tax filings obtained by the New York Post.That's not a payoff... this is a payoff...Documents submitted to the Finance Committee on Monday reveal that WE Charity spent...

Homicide #65/2020

Remember back... you were a kid... women were getting carved up like pumpkins?  YEAH... ME NEITHER...Homicide detectives are investigating the fatal stabbing of a woman in the city's east end near Lawrence and Victoria Park avenues on Sunday afternoon.That's what... three knife murders since the...

Law of Unintended Consequences

We are deeply grateful for Biden's work at getting more guns into Americans' hands," said one gun store owner as he put a medal around Biden's neck."He sells these bad boys much more effectively than any Republican ever could."It's even funnier because it's so true.WHERE'S CHICAGO'S "GREAT RESET?""Nearly...

It's the flu, stupid

Where are the obituaries? • Where are the bodies?Where are the mathematicians?What makes all of this talk about massive shutdowns so disturbing is that there is very little evidence that lockdowns slow the spread of the coronavirus. The effect of lockdowns is bankruptcy for thousands of small businesses...

Crime Eliminated

The Dudley Do-Wrong podcast is here.  NO DEER... NO AR15s..."Since street checks were banned in 2014, shootings increased by 178% from 177 annually to 492 in 201...

It's just too bad we can't dig him up...

...and kill this evil f@cker again..."A marijuana trafficker, Orlando Cordia Hall, 49, convicted of kidnapping and raping a teen – and then burying her alive – was executed this week at an Indiana prison, becoming the eighth federal inmate to die this year."WEED • THE VICTIMLESS CRIME"That’s what my guy who sells me weed calls himself, a traveling pharmacis...

Watch Joe Biden on very his first day...

...and you're gonna be digging a bomb shelter...Black Lives Matter activists are pressuring Democrats to embrace the BREATHE Act, which includes a section requiring a “roadmap for prison abolition.”“The BREATHE Act is a legislative love letter to Black people,” said BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors.Democratic...

WHO EXACTLY IS "WE" IN THIS CASE?

Former President Barack Obama told ABC’s left-wing late night host Jimmy Kimmel that “we can always send the Navy SEALs” to physically remove President Donald Trump from the White House.Not sure he's still got them on speed dial...

IF ONLY THERE WAS A LAW... WAIT...

So... illegal guns smuggled in from California & Maine. Will Justin and Bill Blair continue to chase farmers & hunters... or do something concrete about beefing up border security?Says a former police officer...“Wortman had no intention of following the law, so banning firearms, banning semi...

Dance like a Democrat

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is severing her financial ties with her husband’s political consulting firm after she reportedly paid nearly $2.8 million towards that firm in the pa...

Justin Trudeau's "Great Reset" hits...

...a bump in the shit-strewn socialist road... Top pathologist Dr. Roger Hodkinson told government officials in Alberta during a zoom conference call that the current coronavirus crisis is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on an unsuspecting public.” “There is utterly unfounded public hysteria driven by the media and politicians, it’s outrageous. All testing should stop because the false numbers...

The Usual, well... you know

Not one deer... not one AR15...Police say the dozens of the arrests resulting from the investigation include that of an alleged gang leader, Mahmoud Al-Ramahi, who is charged with first-degree murder in the death of a 29-year-old man in August.Police also alleged the gang was connected with the shooting...

Justin Saves the World

...again...CRA’s own records — filed in an inquiry of ministry tabled in the House of Commons — show 823,850 people who didn’t file a tax return in the past year received $2,000 monthly CERB cheques at a cost to taxpayers of nearly $1.7 billion, according to Blacklock’s Reporter.The CRA didn’t explain how non-tax filers could have claimed the benefit. The CERB program was first budgeted at $24 billion,...

PM Care Bear: Behind Closed Doors

Hey, Justin, "Can You Hear Me Now?"Liberal MP Celina Caesar-Chavannes complained to senior staff that to be an effective parliamentary secretary she needed to be on the same page as the Prime Minister, and asked for a 15-minute meeting once a month • a request that was ignored.She didn't realise she...

No Gun... No Problem

Two separate murders in Toronto the Not So Good...A man is dead and a woman is in serious condition after they were both stabbed In Scarborough’s Port Union area at Port Union Road and Fanfare Avenue late Monday night.It appears the woman and the man got into an altercation and the woman fled her home...

"AL'LA DEM BITCHES AND HO'S"

Isn't it weird nobody's sayin' squat about rap?"London-based communication strategist Maria Beatrice Giovanardi said the changes are a victory, although they do not meet all of her goals. She hopes to push other dictionaries with similar issues to change and be an example to other people that they can...

Meet an "Economic Abuse Survivor"

In Justin Trudeau's "Post Responsibility" state... the victims will balance themselves...Hiding money. Losing family and friends. Being denied grocery money from your partner. Accruing credit card debt. Leaving a steady job. Declaring bankruptcy. These are all symptoms of economic abuse.Sounds more like symptoms of really, really poor judgement.  WHAT ABOUT REAL PROBLEMS SNOWFLAKE?As Canada’s...

THE USUAL... WELL... YOU KNOW

Come for the jerk chicken... stay for the sucking chest wound...Toronto police have charged three teenagers in a drive-by shooting that injured six people at Spence’s Bakery on Eglinton Avenue, near Allen Road two months ago after several suspects in a dark SUV drove by and fired multiple rounds into...

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL

We are all Hitler now..."Massachusetts Institute of Technology sent an email to students informing them that if they didn't complete diversity, equity, and inclusion training, they would be unable to register for spring classes."And remember, folks..."If you're participating in the system and not trying...

Justin Beria's "Post National State"

“It’s one thing to understand that an individual will see your passing communication, and quite another thing to assume that everything you’ve ever written will be subjected to an analysis by the state.” But just try turning that dynamic around...The access law allows members of the public to pay $5...

The Capricious & Unknowable...

...Will of AllahIran has denied a report that Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah, whose nom de guerre was Abu Muhammad al-Masri, the man thought to have been a mastermind of attacks on American embassies in Africa in 1998 had been killed in the Islamic republic three months ago.Apparently, it was a twofer...He was killed along with his daughter Miriam, the widow of Osama bin Laden's son Hamza bin Laden.Not that...

Black Lives Matter Nairobi was...

...unavailable for comment..."Babies are being stolen to order in Kenya to feed a thriving black market. Africa Eye infiltrated the trafficking rings selling children for as little as £300....

POWER OUTAGE HERE AT THE HALLS

And no way to report it...Step One - Have driven to nearest town to try reporting outage to Hydro One after they informed us there would be a thirty minute hold time (sure, I believe that) on the landline.  Step Two - Website has a function to report outages but it is not working and flashes a message to call an 800 number. (see Step One)STEP Three - Texted son in Toronto asking him to use smartphone...

Cry Havoc... and let slip...

...the Dogs of Woke®...Wilson began the long process of turning his life around about a decade ago after meeting a woman, falling “deeply in love” and realizing he wasn’t living the way he should be.He now operates a company called the One By One MovementI'm pretty sure "turning my life around" isn't...

The Usual, well... you know

"Nicholas Juman, 19 and Estime Ndayihezagiye, 18, both of Toronto, face an assortment of firearms-related offences."CTV PRETENDS IT'S HELPING: That's a description? RELATED: "Also known as Danny"TORONTO -- A 35-year-old man, Amir Hossein Homayouni, fatally shot in Richmond Hill, Ont. last week has been identified by investigators...

Or we could just let the cops...

...do their jobs...The screening tool will include questions such as: “Have you had a gun pulled on you in the last six months?” and “Have you recently heard gunshots in your neighbourhood?” Patients can then be referred to counselling or community services based on the risk they face.This sounds like horseshit to me... but let's ask a woke bloke...There is actually racism in the hospitals that don’t...

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

...

IF ONLY THERE WAS A LAW...

...against, you know... shooting children...OTTAWA • Prime Minister Justin Trudeau blamed the provinces Friday for slow action on his pledge to let cities like Toronto ban handguns, but did not say why his government has not yet given municipalities across Canada any of the $250 million to fight gun...

Powerless Victims... or Kingmakers?

Make up your mind, lady...The BLM co-founder went on to claim that black people had singlehandedly won the 2020 presidential election for Biden and Harris. “We start by both holding the new president-elect and vice president-elect accountable to their campaign commitments of addressing systemic racism and by emphasizing our willingness to work with them.”Maybe they can take over policing too...Skyrocketing...

Toronto the Not So Good

MORE STORIES YOU WON'T SEE ON CBC: Witness 2016 ONSC 4133 • Ontario Supreme Court of Justice • R v Brewster "More importantly, there were grounds to believe that the two groupings of gangs were engaged in a kind of open warfare and were killing each other, in "tit for tat" executions carried out in very public places such as restaurants and shopping centres."It's happening every day, folks...The...

So much winning

A Pennsylvania judge ruled in favor of the Trump campaign Thursday, ordering that the state may not count ballots where the voters needed to provide proof of identification and failed to do so by Nov....

Instead of pissing around with...

...law abiding firearms owners... Pierre-lite and Bill Blair could target the gangbangers doing all the murdering...#JUSTINSPOSTNATIONALSTATEA 12-year-old boy who was struck by a bullet while walking with his mother along a North York has died in hospital on Wednesday afternoon, police said Thursday....

It's not like Detroit's reputation can be...

...tarnished that much further..."When I asked about the impossibility of each ballot having the same birthday occurring in 1900, I was told that the instruction came down from the Wayne County Clerk's office."And there's this. TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2017:Half of the eight mayoral hopefuls on Detroit’s primary ballot next week have been convicted of felony crimes involving drugs, assault or weapons,...

“911, what is your location?”

“Uhmmm... a place of privilege?”OSLO, NORWAY • "The prestigious Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Oregon woman Jennifer Dunn for her momentous decision to place a 'Coexist' bumper sticker on the back of her Subaru Forester."Nobel, Nobel... that sounds so familiar..."Obama was still in the first year of his first term, and many at the time argued that the prize was premature.Plus, he's engaged...

Rashawn & Jahwayne's Excellent Adventure

Oh, looky here, Bill Blair... "Fail to Comply With Firearm Prohibition"...No Deer... No AR15s... Two men in their 20s face numerous charges in connection with a brazen weekend shooting in Toronto that critically injured a 12-year-old boy may be connected to two other shootings, including one in Bradford.IN...

Georgia... math...

...the jokes write themselves...Georgia’s Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger announced Wednesday that election officials will conduct a recount by hand of all ballots cast in the presidential race. “This will help build confidence." "It will be an audit, a recount and a re-canvas all at once.”UPDATE: Cunningham gets "Wienered" in NCDemocrats had high hopes of unseating Republican Senator Thom...

I'm so old, I remember when...

...there was one law that applied equally to everybody...The New York Police Department will stop making people who have been arrested remove their religious headwear for mug shots as part of a settlement in a federal lawsuit.No word yet on when NYPD will start cutting hands off shoplifte...

KUNGFLU FIGHTING

It turns out that treating your customers like plague carriers is not the best way to draw people into the store. Human beings are not far from our primitive past, so we still sense danger when things are amiss. Going into a place where everyone is carrying on like the end is near triggers the flight instinct. Pet Valu made themselves a bright, flashing warning sign and people responded according...

A Day to Remember

Do you know someone who enlisted in World War I in Canada?Search the WWI CEF database. Do you know a Canadian killed while serving his country? Search the Commonwealth War Graves databa...

THE KILLERS AMONG US

The myth of the polite, deferential Canadian...Some murders are lost to time, remembered only by the loved ones left behind. The Toronto Police Service typically refreshes its cold case page every month, highlighting the unsolved homicides from that corner of the calendar. For November, there are 64 names on the list.MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH: The Usual Suspects...TORONTO • "The two men arrested...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Don't look at me... I didn't vote for him...I’m afraid we’ve conditioned our “superiors” that they can do with us as they will with no ramifications. Our bad. In fact, why do I get the feeling that all the western countries are having a contest to see who has the biggest cucks. Surely Canada is winning.Just...

It's the flu, stupid

Bodies stacked in hospital corridors... right?Dr. Shady Ashamalla says he’s getting calls from patients worried about their surgeries getting cancelled. “It’s very difficult to tell people Ontario is prioritizing indoor dining over taking out their cancers.”Remember the late Hector MacMillan, Mayor...

From the musical genius...

...who brought you, ♫ "Pooping your life away..."♫ "you're laaaaate for woooorrk ...""STOP!" "i TRIIIIIIIIED!!!! to wake you up!!!!"...

Dear Mayor Spineless...

Here's a scenario.Suppose a serial murderer was running amok in your city. Would you flit around confiscating axes from each and every household within municipal boundaries? Do you understand why that would be a waste of time?In actual fact, this very emphatically isn't a problem for "all our residents."For...

SMELL THE "PROFESSIONAL" JOURNALISM:

From the very same folks currently proclaiming a Biden presidency...“This may be the biggest landslide possible in this polarized country,” Democratic pollster Stan Greenberg told the Daily Beast on October 29. “This thing is not going to be close,” declared James Carville on MSNBC. Still more effusive about Democratic prospects, one October 21 New York Times report anticipated “an ambitious and...

Ask an "American Thinker"

"Hey guys, this thing is not only not over; it is scary for Biden. I mean really scary, and most of all, the media know it. Thus, the rush to get everyone in line with the narrative that a 78-year-old, early-dementia former V.P., who could not draw a crowd larger than a dozen, just beat D.J. in a fair election." "I have a degree in statistics, and I have some level of critical thought."Maybe you...

"STOP... OR I'LL YELL STOP AGAIN!"

Waking up in Joe Biden's "Shiny New America"...In June, with riots still raging in the city, Garcetti promised to cut the police budget by up to $150 million — more than 10% of the total — as part of an effort to redistribute the funds to “communities of color” through various organizations and projects.Meanwhile......

LET THE HEALING BEGIN!

So... free train rides AND showers?"Joe Biden issued a 'call for unity' Saturday evening, after a bruising campaign in which he compared President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler."Biden also referred to Trump and his supporters as 'racists', saying 10 to 15 percent of Americans were 'not very good people.'”WHO...

More "Mormons Gone Wild" I guess

Jane & Finch... that sounds so familiar...Four people have been injured in a shooting in North York including a 12-year-old boy, in the area of Jane Street and Strong Court, near Finch Avenue West.No suspect descriptions were provided.Call 'em "child soldiers" and look the other way? RELATED:...

Two words... Electoral... College...

Gore said he was President. SCOTUS said he wasn’t..."We all know why Joe Biden is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, and why his media allies are trying so hard to help him... legal votes decide who is president, not the news media."The mainstream media? You mean these guys...“Did you find that...