In other Ottawa "Star Chamber" news...

"However trivial this farce is, and it is trivial, it somehow fits a pattern. This government, or the agencies of this government, are establishing a pattern of misusing the authority of the law in wayward manner...

The lunatic left has a solution to...

...a problem that doesn't exist. Here's a thought...Or, better yet... go to welding school and make some real mon...

Stories you will hear, again and again...

...and again on your 'post-national' National broadcaster...Chief Public Health Officer Theresa Tam is calling out acts of racism and discrimination related to the coronavirus outbreak. Tam called on Canadians to learn from the experience of the SARS outbreak — which also saw South East Asians subjected to racist behaviour and discrimination.It's not about China concealing this epidemic since last...

Our business is fomenting hate...

...and business is booming...Khomein, IRAN • Business is booming at Iran’s largest flag factory which makes U.S., British and Israeli flags for Iranian protesters to burn. At the factory in the town of Khomein, southwest of the capital Tehran, young men and women print the flags by hand then hang them...

Bravo Mike

So, Officer Right-think... is there any other small detail you might be leaving out here?Dateline: Toronto • It is reported that a man entered the Little Bee Mart convenience store, placed an unknown substance inside a ketchup bottle and bottles of Coca Cola and placed the items back on the shelf for...

Dirty, Dirty Frisco Business

Yet another pile of steaming crap from the "left coast"...The head of the San Francisco Public Works Dept., Director Mohammed Nuru, the person in charge of cleaning up the city’s feces-filled streets, was arrested Monday alongside Nick Bovis, the owner of a popular sports bar in Fisherman’s Wharf, Lefty O-Doul’s. Nuru was the top official in charge of the $312 million city public works budget. In...

History for Woke Millennials

It was a kinder, gentler time, I guess..."Crazy that I’m an American History major, and never knew about these herds of non binary LGBT indigenous women roaming the plains, that hated guns and 'never got on the news' all these 'centuries ago'.”MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:London, ONTARIO • Superior Court...

When will uber-feminist PM Trudeau...

...be severing diplomatic & financial ties with Indonesia?A female flogging unit has been introduced in Indonesia’s Aceh province to dole out public whippings against women found violating the region’s Sharia law. One of eight new female Sharia officers delivered her first punishment to an unmarried...

Evil Chunks of Urban Metal...

...continue to escape lockup and intimidate citizenry....Toronto Mayor John Tory told reporters following the meeting, “Far too many neighbourhoods in all the regions and cities represented today have been terrorized by gun violence and people shouldn’t have to endure that.”Remember... it's gun violence,...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

“Q1: THE CBC IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE:” In Classical Rhetoric this is known as begging the question. And politically as priming the pump. Burn it to the ground and salt the ear...

Right after she kills, eviscerates and...

...drinks the blood of seven teenage virgins...Twice-failed U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton says she believes she could beat Donald Trump if she were to run again in November. "I certainly feel the urge because I feel the 2016 election was a really odd time and an odd outcome.”You mean...

Where's the sympathy for cold, dead...

...random bystander Jeffrey Lewis?"The former co-leader of one of Toronto’s most notorious gangs will walk free on Tuesday. Peter Johnson pleaded guilty to manslaughter Monday — four days after a mistrial was declared. "Johnson admitted he fatally shot innocent bystander Jeffrey Lewis, 31, and wounded...

Never a guillotine around...

...when you really, really need one...Federal prosecutors says Prince Andrew has 'provided zero cooperation' in their Jeffrey Epstein investigation despite publicly promising he WOULD.Remember what happened the last time Randy Andy tried to clarify the situation? RELATED: Unimpeachable wisdom... ...from...

Convicted multi-millionaire war criminal...

...to speak at Canadian university...Omar Khadr, the former "child soldier" whose war crimes convictions made him a political lightning rod for both Conservative and Liberal governments, is scheduled to be a keynote speaker at a Dalhousie University event next month.Has Omar Khadr publicly... even once......

Maybe it was Colonel Mustard...

...in the conservatory... with a lead pipe..."Cops characterized the slaying as “gang-related” but would not elaborate whether Kelly was known to police, was specifically targetted or had any gang affiliations."It's not exactly clear how cops are "hunting" these suspects if they don't have any sort...

From the folks who brought us...

...SARS and melamine in baby food and..."We know the virus in Wuhan began to appear at the end of November but it was not until the end of December that officials notified the WH...

Toronto... more like Malmo, Sweden...

...every single post-national day...Oskar Berrios Juarez, 49, and Jennifer Neira, 35, both from Toronto, each face numerous charges, including ten counts of making or possessing an explosive. They also face four counts of unauthorized possession of a firearm, five counts of a prohibited or restricted...

Toronto Homicide Squad rounding up...

...local farmers, hunters & skeet shooters...Gunshots rang out in Scarborough Saturday night shortly after 9 p.m., killing one man and leaving two others injured, near Markham and Kingston Rds. The city’s latest gun violence unfolded four days after innocent 15-year-old Safiullah Khosrawi was shot...

At least as carbon-neutral...

...as Eco-Prince Chuckles...Prince Charles flew 16,000 miles in just 11 days using three private jets and one helicopter before proudly posing with Greta Thunberg in Davos. His travel totalled more than 16,000 miles in less than a fortnight at an estimated cost to the taxpayer of £280,000. According...

No worries, Canada, TruDope government...

...has put up signs at airports... problem solved...Just smoke some magical herb... Justin's got th... sweet baby jebus...In addition to the quarantine imposed on the city of Wuhan itself where the virus originated, at least 17 other cities are experiencing major travel restrictions, meaning 56 million...

You might've forgotten al-Qaeda...

...they sure haven't forgotten you...Three members of the al-Qaeda terrorist group were stopped and apprehended trying to fly into Dallas while using passports from Colombia. The three entered Colombia via Venezue...

How about we start a petition to...

...keep homicidal gangbangers in jail?A petition against the Liberal gun ban has just accumulated over 100,000 signatures. Petition E2341 is a petition against a ban on “military-style assault rifles.” The petition was initiated by Alberta resident, Bradley Manysiak. With over 100,000 signatures, the petition is the second largest in Canadian history.My legal, registered guns have still killed fewer...

Remember back... you were a kid...

...and folks were getting sliced & diced like radishes? YEAH, ME NEITHER.Under the leadership of the London mayor, however, the number of child stabbing victims in the capital reached an 11-year-high in November and the murder rate in London climbed to its highest level in a decade, with three...

The prairies... that is so oddly specific

When grain & dairy farmers go bad...... wait a minute...Statistics from across the country have shown jumps in the problem, specifically in the Prairies, where rural crime rates are between 36 per cent and 42 per cent higher than in urban areas.Could there be any other explanation? LETS ASK THE...

In Ontario... it's "Catch & Release"

Why would you ever let these people see daylight again?“I didn’t like the person I was,” said the weeping Dooley, who’ll turn 50 this year. She didn’t shed a tear at her murder trial for her battered stepson, seven-year-old Randal. He had wasted to just 41 pounds, suffered 13 fractured ribs, a lacerated liver, four brain injuries, a damaged diaphragm, a broken back bone and was covered head-to-toe...

BIG BANG THEORY

Just another story you won't see on Canada's, er... "National Broadcaster"..."Anna Wästberg of the Stockholm Police commented on the two explosions saying that police were investigating a potential connection to the large blast that occurred last week in Östermalm, which led Moderate Party leader Ulf...

Adventures in Medieval Theocracy...

...in the most westernised, forward-looking country in the entire Islamic world...The controversial so-called “marry-your-rapist” bill, which lawmakers are planning to introduce to Turkish parliament at the end of January, has sparked fury among women’s rights campaigners in the country.There is hope...

Africa: We don't sweat the small stuff

I wonder if that qualifies as an impeachable offense..."Police in Lesotho on Tuesday were searching for the country's first lady for questioning in the 2017 killing of the prime minister's former wife, while the police commissioner said the 'noose was tightening' around the prime minister and those...

C'est what?

That's some "Religion of Peace" you've got there...A leaked classified document from the French internal security service, the Directorate General of Internal Security (DGSI), has claimed that as many as 150 neighbourhoods across France are “held” by Islamist radicals.Ask a former French Secretary of...

Wait just a minute, Louis...

...there may be another more obvious solution you've overlooked here...This weekend, Louis March met with families who have lost members to gun violence and one of the things they discussed was the recent Iran plane crash... specifically, how the Canadian government recently announced financial aid...

Build a Wall, top it with glass shards...

...dot it with guntowers and lay landmines..."It's an expression of power," she remarked, as she drove through the graveyard. "Even in your death you're powerful with air conditioning and bathrooms, kitchens, rooms inside. Your front yards, backyards, garages for the cars, parking lots to play music...

Death by Angry Poultry

Seems about right...Saripalli Venkateswara Rao has died after a rooster slashed him with a razor during an illegal cockfight in India. The birds have razor blades tied to their limbs and are then placed in the ring where they fight until one is left standing. Mr Venkateswara was the only death reported...

Bitter, elderly Democrat has-been...

...decides to drag contender to the bottom with her..."Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done."Blind. Totally blind. Not that Bernie's crew haven't already holed the skiff. TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:"She's only there to re-build the temple of Doom. A few more blood sacrifices...

Time for a massive rally to...

...protect the First Amendment..."I was the page's most-read columnist. But there's now a permanently and perpetually offended class, and in order to speak, you need to use their terminology." "There's a whole lot of 'you-can't-say-that-ism' going on right now."And, while we're on the Amendments..."From...

Don't worry Ricardo...

...the Rat Squad has your back...Toronto Police officers who shot and wounded a murder suspect in Scarborough during Saturday’s snowstorm thought he was about to draw a gun as they were arresting him. Ricardo Mirabelles, 37, remains in hospital with several gunshot wounds.Maybe our priorities are a...

Scarborough, Scarborough...

...that sounds so familiar...TORONTO • One person is in custody after a boy was critically injured in a Scarborough shooting in the Markham Road and Ellesmere Avenue area around 3.10 p.m. on Monday, police say. One person has been taken into custody but no further details were provided.Everybody relax......

How long before Paul Bernado...

...and Russell Williams decide to get, uh... "reassigned?"Jamie Boulachanis, a murderer who recently became a woman in the definition under Canadian law, will make her second request on Monday to be transferred to a federal penitentiary for women to continue serving a life sentence. The case, to be...

Wouldn't wanna hurt anybody's feelings

U.S. airports have started to screen inbound Chinese flights. Canada... well, not so much...MEANWHILE • SOUTH OF THE BORDER:"CDC will send 100 additional staffers to those airports."And China is certainly taking this seriously...Chinese President Xi Jinping warned that it's "extremely crucial" to take...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"After Ken overdosed, Barbie fell on hard times"...

I'm so old, I remember when...

...we used to keep crazy people under lock & key...A 30-year-old man was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, assault with a weapon, weapons dangerous and common nuisance — endanger life, after allegedly attacking kindergartners with a curtain rod during recess at an East Gwillimbury school, seriously injuring a boy. His name is not being released. Five-year-old boy Kingsley Corson...

C'est What?

France is losing yet another war...The statistics, which were collected by the Interior Ministry’s statistics service SSMI, show that sexual violence increased by 12 per cent last year. In 2018, the increase had been even greater at 19 per cent, French newspaper Le Figaro reports. “The number of homicides...

Scarborough, Scarborough...

...that sounds so familiar...TORONTO -- A man has sustained serious injuries and the Special Investigations Unit (SIU) has been called in after a police-involved shooting near Scarborough Town Centre Saturday just after 12:10 p.m.UPDATE:"The SIU has assigned eight investigators to the case. That’s more than the number of Toronto Police officers involved in the initial call."********** RELATED: Diversity...

Somebody's obviously runnin' out of...

...stupid shit to be mad about...On Friday, Japanese fashion brand Commes des Garçons held a Fall 2020 menswear presentation in Paris — but it wasn’t the looks that rankled people on Twitter. The show featured models in oversized lace-front wigs designed to resemble cornrows, which were primarily worn...

Those scofflaw Canadians...

TORONTO -- Two Ontario men and three others have been indicted in the United States in connection with an alleged smuggling scheme investigators say aimed to support Pakistan's nuclear program. Muhammad Ahsan Wali, and Haji Wali Muhammad Sheikh, both of Mississauga, Ont., are among five men alleged...

Seriously... that's your guy?

How close do you want this ancient mariner to be to the "nuclear football?"“What the hell is that?” asked Biden, as he appeared to become unnerved by the sound of his own phone ringing. New York Times deputy editorial page editor Kathleen Kingsbury responded, “You’re getting a call.” “Oh,” he repli...

Crazy like a Fox

The first thing we do is hang all the lawyers...HALIFAX -- A Nova Scotia man found not criminally responsible for killing his wife will receive 100 per cent of her life insurance policy. Richard Maidment -- also known as Richard MacNeil -- killed Sarabeth Forbes in their home in Gardiner Mines, N.S....

How much did Justin Trudeau give...

...to the families of Toronto Beaches Shooter Faisal Hussain's victims?Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says the federal government will be giving $25,000 to families for each of the 57 Canadian citizens and 29 permanent residents who died when Iran shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet last week.What about...

If you can't splash General Salami...

...then who is actually on "The List"...Donald Trump has been excoriated by critics for ordering the killing of the number one terrorist in the world, Qassem Soleimani. If he wasn’t number one, who was? If Iran isn’t the very definition of an enemy and a threat to world peace, what nation is? Iran...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Nice, but for $85K, I'll just stay out of Baltimore."********** RELATED: Body Armor is legal in Ontario, Cana...

Special Place in Hell...

...just got a little warmer...A man suspected of murdering dogs with poison darts was killed when a furious owner ‘slammed him into a brick wall with his car’. The deceased was accused of killing half a dozen dogs using the darts.Torturing & killing animals is one of the hallmarks of sociopathy and is often a prelude to murdering other humans. He got what he deserved. MEANWHILE BACK AT THE...

Build a wall... top it with glass shards...

...and pass the Purell®...In a list published by the Mexico City Metro system on Tuesday, "corrosion due to urine" was listed as one of the top five causes of escalator malfunction. "When we open up escalators for maintenance, there is always urine," said Fermin Ramirez, the system's assistant manager...

Just another story you won't see...

...on Canada's federally funded, post-national "National Broadcaster"...Swedish Moderate Party leader Ulf Kristersson has slammed the ruling Social Democrats, saying the government has lost control of the country after a huge explosion rocked a Stockholm residential area on Sunday.Oh, c'mon now... how...

Toronto's a very safe city...

...I mean... what's a couple of murders a week?TORONTO • Investigators say that Maryna Kudzianiuk, 49, who died after being pulled from a fire at a Scarborough apartment near Warden and Sheppard Avenues early Monday morning was murdered.Homicide #3 according to police... but only because they're not...

Dear Iranian slash Canadians...

First... a bit of bad news...Despite the lamentations and strident choreographed demands of Canada's Prime Minstrel, none of the rest of us unslashed Canucks are actually in mourning with, or for you. In fact, it would be a little bit weird if we were... like when Michael Jackson spent a long, dark...