The real gold, as usual, is...

...in the comments...

"Joe will support whatever he's told to, as long as he gets some extra raisins in his oatmeal."

C'MON, IS ANYONE REALLY SURPRISED?

"The President was peppered with questions from children and union-friendly teachers but not much more."

THE GREAT RESET TRUNDLES ON:

“A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction: Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction.”

In Justin Trudeau's "Post-National state...

...we don't actually target criminals... because, well... you know...

There’s more, but you get the idea. It’s all very impressive sounding, isn’t it?  And they’re clearly all hammering the same message: this legislation will make you and your family safer.

The problem, of course, is that it’s nonsense. All of it.

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE:

"Where do you take all the white people who get shot?"

The government is misleading the Canadian people. And most Canadians won’t know enough about guns to realize it.

When you set aside all this duplication of existing rules and regulations, and the Liberals’ relentless self-puffery, what you’re left with is … basically nothing.

I'm with comedian Chris Rock...

"I pray that this event ends global warming the same way that Live Aid ended world hunger."

RELATED: Forget "lovable, funny, and friendly"... 

 If my 14 year old daughter was entertaining armed thugs at 3am on a weekday morning... I wouldn't be commenting either, brah...

"Alyssa Driscoll's father Brandon said he can't comment right now when asked about the gun and who else was in the apartment that night."

No snitches in this crib!

LAST WORD: Proof... meet Pudding

Twenty of the 23 weapons tweeted since Jan 1. were handguns, and all but one — a Glock 19 — were prohibited.

Criminals don't give a rats ass about laws.

RULES ARE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE

While Canadians were being urged to stay home during the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, a judge with the Ontario Superior Court of Justice was cleared to fly to the Caribbean and preside over her Toronto-area court cases remotely.

CBC News is not identifying the judge.

That's just the way Justin's Canada works.

ORWELL WAS RIGHT:

Crevatin said her mother, Lonny, was escorted out of the hospital by security after a nurse "caught" her reaching out to hold her husband's hand shortly after the move to the fifth floor.

Minister of Health Dorothy Shephard said it is a "difficult situation" for many families.

Unless you're one of the privileged few, I guess.

LAST WORD:  The Trudeau Legacy... making things worse

Born in secrecy, rife with conflict of interest, the task force that guided Ottawa in its stumbling effort to procure COVID-19 vaccine should be heavily revamped or disbanded entirely, expert witnesses argued Tuesday in a blunt dissection of Canada’s vaccine “disaster.”

Trudeau's new gun control laws...

...guaranteed to stop those pesky armoured truck robberies...

Shahroze Raja, 18, of Kitchener, Ismael Isse, 18, of Kitchener, Imran Kayani, 22, of Brampton and a 17-year-old Kitchener boy who cannot be identified under the terms of the Youth Criminal Justice Act are all facing charges in connection with the robberies.

His Master's Voice

Biden abandons Hong Kong & Uyghurs... says, "China victimised by the outer world."

I'm sure it's a coincidence...

The younger Biden is still "working to unwind his investment" his investment with a Chinese equity fund despite a promise from President Biden that his family would not hold foreign investments during his presidency.

TOSSES PRESIDENTIAL SPOX UNDER BUS:

Tuesday night, President Biden distanced himself from previous comments by White House press secretary Jen Psaki.

BLOOM IS OFF THE ROSE:

Politicians and political commentators mocked President Biden for a gaffe Tuesday when he said "we didn't have" the COVID-19 vaccine when he came into office.

EMPATHY IN THE THE WHITEHOUSE:

Millions of Americans are freezing, with no power in Texas for the fourth day in a row and at least 21 people dead, but President Joe Biden is publicly ignoring the crisis.

PRESIDENT GRANDAD...

...was unavailable for comment...

"White House Press Becretary Jen Psaki Tuesday declined to say why press aide TJ Ducklo was not immediately fired for abusive language toward a reporter, given President Biden's vow to fire 'on the spot' advisers who are disrespectful."

To be clear, this was more than "abusive language"... 

"White House spokesman TJ Ducklo has been suspended without pay for threatening to “destroy” a Politico journalist for reporting about his relationship."

BIDEN CONTINUES TO HEAL AMERICA:

"President Joe Biden said during a CNN town hall on Tuesday that former military and former police officers were 'fueling the growth of white supremacy'.”

LAST WORD:  I'm so old I remember the First Amendment

"Under the Biden Administration, the Department of Homeland Security is forbidding the use of the terms 'illegal alien' and 'assimilation,' internal emails reveal."

Hasbro... the toy company?

Aren't they the very same people who also bought (violence & misogyny-soaked) Death Row Records?

"Toy industry giant Hasbro has ceased production on the “Cara Dune” action figure following Gina Carano’s firing from Disney’s streaming series The Mandalorian."

What... you don't believe me?

"Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner was pleased as kittens with the acquisition, though he didn’t even mention Death Row in his statement to the press."

Can't imagine why. 

RELATED:   How come Pedro gets a pass?

Call the tune... pay the piper

A wise old man once said, "Nobody can hurt me without my permission"...

JACKSON, S.C. (WRDW/WAGT) - An armed home invader has died of his injuries after being fought off by an elderly Aiken County couple whose home he tried to invade, authorities said Tuesday.

Deputies said Harold L. Runnels Jr., knocked on the rear door and when it was opened, he charged his way in while wielding a large knife.

He then used the knife handle to start beating the occupants, an 82-year-old man and his 79-year-old wife.

During the attack, the husband, a Vietnam veteran, used the handle of his gun to defend himself and his wife, constantly striking Runnels, according to deputies.

Runnels succumbed to his traumatic injuries at 10:51 p.m. Monday at Augusta University Medical Center.

QOTW:

"When I heard they were able to fend off the suspect, I was so proud of them and I was like, ok, so that guy picked the wrong house.”

UPDATE:  Not me, not mine, not today...

“I felt, we’re gone,” 82-year-old Herbert Parrish said. “He’s going to kill us and take what he can take.” He then began beating the suspect with the shotgun, eventually mortally wounding him.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

And the hits just keep on coming.

FORMER SNOWBOARDING INSTRUCTOR...

...and part-time Drama Teacher, tells us, yet again, what's best for us...

"When pressed on the matter on Friday, Trudeau said that his government would continue to make 'the right decisions' for Canadians, saying the decision was made on the 'best recommendations' of our experts."

Isn't that exactly what Justin said about WE Charity?

WAIT A MUSLIM DISAPPEARING MOMENT!

"China is believed to have detained one million Uyghurs and other Muslim minorities in a dystopian network of “re-education” camps."

And what about Michael Spavor and Michael Kovrig?

“You can’t fight gun violence..."

"...on just one front,” says PM Care Bear... ignoring criminals as he goes after legal, registered firearms owned by law-abiding citizens. 

TELL THAT TO THE DRIFTWOOD CRIPS:

"Those who keep their blacklisted weapons would have to abide by strict conditions. They would have to agree not to use the weapons, to import or acquire any more of them or to bequeath them to anyone else."

CALLING ALL CITIZEN/STASI:

It's about more than KungFlu snitches...

"The bill would also create "red flag" and "yellow flag" laws which would allow individuals to apply to a court for the immediate removal of someone's firearm."

Pissed off about the divorce Delores? Let's get you some post-split satisfaction.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Those of you saying this will accomplish nothing are incorrect."

"It will buy votes in Liberal-friendly ridings, and it will distract from the vaccine disaster."

RELATED: The usual, well... you know...

One man is in custody and an arrest warrant has been issued for a second suspect allegedly involved in a series of bank robberies in North York, Mississauga and Brampton over the past six weeks.

LAST WORD:  So Justin... you really want to save lives?

Canada has the worst rate of drunk-driving deaths in the developed world. With an estimated 1,500 fatalities every year, it is Canada’s leading cause of criminal death, well above the 600 to 700 Canadians who die annually in homicides.

ASK A BLACK INTELLECTUAL...

...I dare you...

"But we should all want to stay in touch with reality. Common sense and much evidence suggest that, on the whole, people are not being arrested, convicted, and sentenced because of their race.

Those in prison are, in the main, those who have broken the law—who have hurt others, or stolen things, or otherwise violated the basic behavioral norms which make civil society possible."

NOT SEEING THE 'AFFIRMATIVE' HERE:

"I suppose it would be possible to come up with a better plan to destroy black academic performance than by telling black students not to worry about getting the right answer to a math problem, but I can’t think what it would be."

AN ODD SORT OF RACISM:

At least 20 people were shot and four people were murdered during the extended holiday weekend in Chicago, police said Tuesday.

CPD Superintendent David O. Brown said Monday that officers have taken 1,180 illegal firearms off the Windy City streets so far in 2021 and have made 827 related arrests.

Build a wall... top it with glass shards...

......dot it with gun towers and lay landmines...Apparently, the first three massacres were deductable...

MEXICO CITY -- A human limb led police to more human remains in the Guadalajara metropolitan area this week: nearby were 18 garbage bags containing human remains.

Municipal officers on patrol saw the limb and began a search, finding the bags among the weeds in a ravine in Zapopan.

It was the fourth find of dumped or buried bodies in the greater Guadalajara area in a month

Seems President Grandad isn't losing any sleep...

A DHS spokesperson stated that untested border crossers are continuing to be released into the U.S. interior as long as they are not exhibiting coronavirus symptoms.

Some 25,600 migrants enrolled in the Remain in Mexico program are to be released into communities in El Paso and Brownsville, Texas, and San Diego, California.

WHITE HOUSE DOUBLES DOWN:

"President Joe Biden will reportedly introduce an immigration bill this week that will provide 11 million illegal aliens citizenship and expand the refugee resettlement program."

Resetting America... one skinny white ass...

...at a time...

The Biden administration has broken with historical norms by firing Trump-appointed members of independent agencies serving fixed terms.

One Democrat supporting the effort says this must be done because some of the appointees are too white.

Removing members of independent agencies serving fixed terms is unprecedented.

IT'S WHAT DEMOCRATS DO:

"I doubt even North Korean State TV would allow an anchor to "interview" his own brother and use their airwaves to declare him a Great and Noble Leader."

The Future's So Bright...

...I gotta wear blackface...

According to LinkedIn, hiring for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion positions has increased 90% since 2019.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Toronto police are investigating after a number of shots were fired through the door of a home in the Jane and Finch area around 4 p.m. on Family Day."

INNUENDO

Honestly... I've got nuthin'...Nope... not a joke. 

Buy your anus-casting kit here.

As usual... the real gold here is...

...in the comments...

"I have no idea who Rob Gill is, but our PM appears to be more infatuated with him than he is with Sophie."

RELATED: PM Care Bear... not that choosey apparently

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MENS SOULS

UPDATE: Homicide #5/2021

Hassan Ali,, 23, a controversial and well-known figure in Toronto’s underground hip hop scene has been charged with accessory after the fact to murder in the shooting death of Hashim Omar Hashi.

Last September, Ali was arrested and charged for mischief after allegedly stopping rush hour traffic on Highway 401 to shoot a music video.

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE:

Ricketts explained he has used the name Arez since he was 14, and that he makes “trap” music, a hip hop genre that focuses on drug use and urban violence.

UPDATE2: Homicide #7/2021

Toronto residents Kevon Shemar Foo, 24, Day Juan Francis, 21, and Jasanthan Kandiah, 21, were arrested on Saturday and have each been charged with first-degree murder, attempted murder, and discharging a firearm with intent.

LAST WORD: I have only one question...

What typical 14-year-old girl is up entertaining at 3am on a weekday?

Ah, Jane & Finch... say no more.

Black Lives Matters Toronto was apparently unavailable for comment.

#Karma

The capricious and unknowable "Will of, well... you know..."Yikers... there's gonna be a run on Virgins in Paradise...

At least 30 Taliban fighters have been killed in an explosion at a mosque in Afghanistan during a bomb-making class.

IN OTHER RELIGION OF PEACE NEWS:

While the government has justified the curfew as a means of curbing the spread of the coronavirus, it has mandated a “total curfew” only for Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, which conveniently sync with the days of the papal trip.

Iraq’s Prime Minister, Mustafa Al-Kadhimi stated, “The visit of His Holiness the Pope will contribute to consolidating stability and spreading the spirit of brotherhood in Iraq and the region,”

The curfew will be lifted on March 8, the day of the pope’s return trip to Italy.

Government forgives $7.4 million loan

Your taxpayer dollars... his billionaire friends...

The Trudeau government has closed the file on two multi-million-dollar loans for the highly affluent Irving family after they discovered that the Irving family simply has no intention of paying their debts.