THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE SHANK...

-- "Toronto Police say a man in his 20s was taken to hospital after being stabbed in Toronto’s Keele Street and Rotherham Avenue area early Saturday morning. There is no word on any suspect information." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #28/2023

-- "On the last day of June 2023, 30-year-old Maxim Karyakin was simply walking near Cedarbrae Mall when Davy Hernandez Balan suddenly plunged a knife into his heart. Balan had been found not criminally responsible twice before for stabbing three random strangers." --

Don’t you worry, though… Balan was under the supervision of home-visit nurses from the Canadian Mental Health Association.

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #22/2025...

-- "Kymani Wint, 14, is wanted for the second-degree murder of 71-year-old Shahnaz Pestonji on Thursday. Pestonji was loading groceries into her car in the parking lot of a commercial plaza on Parkway Forest Drive, south of Sheppard Avenue East, when she was attacked and stabbed." --

Back on Olivia Chow's 'Murder Tube'...

-- "Wint remains at large and is believed to be using the TTC to travel throughout the city, Det. Matthew Pinfold said." --

LIBERAL'S ISLAMOPHOBIA CZAR WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "The lawyer for wannabe jihadi Waisuddin Akbari’s says his client only professed to blow up Toronto synagogues and kill as many Jews as possible because Akbari thought such pronouncements would give him a better deal on a BMW!" --

Where does this guy shop... Adolf's Used Car Emporium?

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #21/2025... RAPPER 'LIL BENTLEY' CONFIRMED KILL…

-- "Toronto Police have identified 28-year-old Kashif Jamal Bentley-Jean as the man shot and killed in the Yorkdale Shopping Centre parking lot on Thursday morning. No suspect information has been released." --

The punchline...

-- "Police believe it was not a random shooting." --

Meanwhile, in other undocumented firearms news...

-- "Peel Police have arrested Daniel Solis, 20 and Ashley Morales, 21, and have charged them with a combined 20 firearm and drug-related charges following a traffic stop in Brampton." --

OLIVIA PROMISED THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "Kevon Samuel, 25, of Toronto, is wanted for... Discharge Firearm, Possession of a Firearm Knowing its Possession is Unauthorized, Possession of a Prohibited/Restricted Firearm with Ammunition" --

GAVIN NEWSOME'S CONSTITUENTS IN THE NEWS AGAIN...

-- "Despite pushback from California officials to federal immigration enforcement, Border Patrol in Sacramento arrested 11 illegal migrants during a tense raid at a Home Depot parking lot on Thursday — including one man with 67 prior jail bookings in California since 1986 and a prior fentanyl trafficking conviction." --

HE'LL BE OUT ON BAIL BEFORE THE WEEKEND...

-- "Shaquan ‘Bam Bam’ Mesquito, 31, the suspect wanted in a stabbing at Yonge and Dundas streets has been arrested by Toronto Police. Mesquito was previously convicted for his role in one of the worst mass shootings in Toronto’s history." --

TORONTO... WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY...

-- "Biidaasige Park, pronounced 'bee-daw-si-geh' and meaning 'sunlight shining toward us' in Anishinaabemowin, is located near Cherry Street on the island of Ookwemin Minising, meaning 'place of the black cherry trees.' The park celebrates waterway restoration and reconciliation." --

Man... I'm so old... I remember Canada.

THOSE DARNED 'CALGARY MEN'...

-- "Calgary man Allan Perdomo Lopez, 65, convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to 9 years in 2019 in the death of his five-year-old grandson Emilio Perdomo has been granted statutory release from prison. Five months earlier, the boy had been sent to Canada from Mexico by his mother for a better life." --

More 'Canadians' in the news.

AND WINSTON CHURCHILL WEPT...

-- "Only a small fraction of the Afghans on the leaked UK Ministry of Defence document had any grounds to be bought to Britain, a report citing ministry sources claims." --

It gets better...

-- "Paradoxically, even after some of these details were revealed in Parliament, British journalists were still legally blocked from reporting them." --

THE CONSPIRACY KEEPS GETTING BIGGER...

-- "'There is now a pattern of key Biden confidants seeking to shield themselves from criminal liability for this potential conspiracy,' House Oversight Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) declared after Tomasini declined to say whether the White House 'instructed her to lie' about the president’s health." --

Is there any underhanded tactic a Democrat won't use?

TORONTO: THE NEW NORMAL...

-- "Arbour says he was sleeping at the time but awoke to the sounds of an intruder, who he soon came face-to-face with at the bottom of his stairs. ‘I hollered at him, and he ran,’ Arbour recalled, adding that the unknown man successfully got away with his wallet." --

Nota bene...

-- "Toronto residential robberies are up more than 49 per cent so far this year, with a total of 527 occurences." --

LIVE AND DON'T LEARN... AND DIE...

-- "Jeremiah Valentine, 43, who went to prison for taking part in the 2005 Boxing Day shootout in Toronto that killed killed 15-year-old Jane Creba, faces one count of first-degree murder in the killing of Abdeck Kenedith Ibrahim, 33, who was gunned down in a downtown Montreal square around 12:45 a.m. Tuesday." --

Valentine was granted full parole 7 months before this latest Montreal murder. 

Even so, the 'justice' system was a joke... even 20 years ago...

-- "A man arrested in the Yonge St. shootout that left Toronto teen Jane Creba dead was under three gun bans following convictions at the time of the Boxing Day incident, court documents show." --

Nota bene...

-- "The Parole Board of Canada did not respond to requests for comment on Thursday, and the prosecutor’s office declined to comment further." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "A man believed to be in his 30s has been transported to a trauma centre for treatment following a stabbing inside an apartment building near The East Mall and Rathburn Road in Etobicoke. A 37-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the incident." --

It's another McStabby day...

-- "Police are searching for a suspect after a male was stabbed iin Hague Park in Toronto’s east end." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police allege 52-year-old Glen MacDonald, 'yelled racial slurs', spat on the driver’s side window, and then assaulted the victim, who they say suffered minor injuries." --

THE MAN WHO FELL FROM SPACE...

-- "Renowned 56-year-old Austrian daredevil Felix Baumgartner, famous for his record-smashing stunts — including a 24-mile skydive from the edge of space in 2012 — has died in a paragliding accident in Italy." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #22/2025... 'POST-NATIONAL STATE' EDITION...

-- "Toronto Police have identified the deceased as 71-year-old Shahnaz Pestonji. She is the city’s 22nd homicide victim of the year." --

Oops there goes, another...

-- "A woman in her 20s is in hospital with serious injuries after being shot at a mall plaza at Kennedy Road and Sheppard Avenue in Scarborough Thursday night." --

Finally...

-- "A police officer shot the driver of a suspected stolen vehicle during an attempted traffic stop in Scarborough on Thursday night." --

COPS WARN KILLER... 'C'MON DUDE, SURRENDER, OR WE'LL HAVE TO DO OUR OUR JOB'...

-- "In a video posted on social media Thursday afternoon, Det. Sgt. John Obrovac urged Lavoie to seek legal counsel and surrender. ‘We’ve executed multiple search warrants and we will not stop until you’re in custody.’" --

Cops in Canada need to take lessons from Sheriff Grady Judd. 

DEI is a disease...

The investigation alleges Insp. Valarie Gates 'routinely met with' and was being provided guidance by outgoing police chief Kimberley Greenwood, whom Gates, in her own words, referred to as a 'mentor and safe place' to discuss the allegations of misconduct against her. Greenwood did not want to take questions from CTV News about the investigation.

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #21/2025... TORONTOLOGY SUBREDDIT WEIGHS IN...

-- "Damnnn this guy actually made decent music even tho he only had a couple songs out, he was one of the only niggas from Montreal that I actually listened to. RIP styll🙏🏾" --

You too, can enjoy his prodigious talent. 

Cops have shared only that the shooting 'was not random.' 

A couple mags of 9mm? No shit, Sherlock.

WELL, SCOTT... NOW TRY IMAGINE IF SOMEONE WAS SHOOTING AT YOU...

-- “‘And it wasn’t the shooting, Chuck. This was – I got diagnosed with PTSD within 48 hours,’ said CBS News Capitol Hill correspondent Scott MacFarlane. ‘I got put on trauma leave, not because, I think, of the shooting, but because you saw it in the eyes, the reaction of the people.’” --

BLACK LIVES MATTERS LONDON APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Diane Abbott was suspended by UK Labour Party for the second time in three years today for claiming anti-Semitism is less serious than racism aimed at people because of their skin colour." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "The attacker, described as a man with a dark complexion, wearing a gray polo short and blue jeans and carrying a black backpack, was still on the loose by the afternoon." --

MORE DANGEROUS CHEMICALS THAN A TENNESSEE METH LAB...

-- "Fitness influencer hodybuilder Christina Bitner, has died just three days after her 41st birthday." --

Yeah... who could have possibly seen that coming?

REPUBLICANS CONTINUE TO TURN THE TITANIC AROUND...

-- "‘Hamas is a Muslim Brotherhood branch, according to its charter; which describes Hamas as ‘one of the wings of the Muslim Brotherhood in Palestine.' The bill further notes that ‘on October 7, 2023, Hamas terrorists committed the worst 1-day massacre of Jews since the Holocaust, which included the murder, kidnapping, or disappearance of at least 53 United States citizens.’" --

And, here's a thought... let's stop coddling drug dealers!

TORONTO HOMICIDE #22/2025... TWO MALLS... TWO MURDERS

I WONDER HOW CADILLAC FAIRVIEW STOCK IS DOING...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a woman was fatally stabbed in North York at Sheppard Avenue and Don Mills Road near Fairview Mall on Thursday morning. There is no suspect information at this time." --

Nota bene... ask the all-wise police...

-- "The suspect is at large, but police say there is currently no threat to public safety." --

Crazy random killer on the loose... no biggie, right?  

UPDATE: Cops ditch protocol... actually describe suspect...

-- "A woman in her 70s is dead after being stabbed while she was loading groceries into her vehicle at Fairview Mall in North York.  Duty Insp. Phil Sinclair described the suspect as a Black male, who is five-foot-five to five-foot-10 inches tall." --

And, yes... not their first rodeo...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested two men following a triple shooting at Fairview Mall that left one person dead Monday afternoon." --

Finally... the jokes write themselves...

-- "Toronto man Che Guevarra, 42, is facing charges after police say a retail store in York was robbed at gunpoint late last month. He’s charged with robbery with a firearm and fail to comply with probation." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #21/2025... WHILE LIBERALS CHASE AFTER MY LEGAL FIREARMS...

-- "One male victim in his 20s is dead following a shooting outside Yorkdale Shopping Centre in North York at Highway 401 and Dufferin Street. There is no suspect description available at this time, and authorities state that there is no threat to public safety.." --

Apparently, the real threat, according to the Liberal Party of Canada, is the legal, registered guns I have locked up in my home. 

Time travel with me to 2013...

-- "Toronto Police Det. Rob North stated the two men shot outside the Yorkdale Shopping Centre on Saturday night were both 'known members' of the 'Asian Assassins.'" --

Liberals step up campaign to destroy Canada. 

MATH DOESN'T LIE...

-- "Throughout the entire first half of 2025, reruns of Gunsmoke earned more streaming minutes than any of the super-expensive woke crap pumped out by the Disney Grooming Syndicate on Disney+." --

So much winning...

-- "Broadcasting institutions NPR and PBS , both staunch left-wing opponents to the Republican agenda, would lose their flow of taxpayer dollars when the package, which the Republican-led Senate approved after 2 a.m. by 51 votes to 48, is signed into law." --

TERRORIST... OR CHARACTER FROM A DR SUESS BOOK?

-- "Shaheer Cassim, 39, has been charged with hijacking and terrorism offences after allegedly stealing a small plane from the Victoria Flying Club, flying it over the Salish Sea and eventually landing it at YVR.  Norad confirmed on Wednesday that it scrambled F-15 fighter jets in response to the alleged hijacking." --

Dear Lunatic Left... be careful what you wish for.

AND I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014...

-- "The federal government’s 2024-25 budget sets aside nearly $32 billion for Indigenous Services Canada and Crown-Indigenous Relations and Northern Affairs Canada.   That’s more than what Ottawa is spending on National Defence ($29.9 billion), and over half of what’s being transferred to provinces for health care through the Canada Health Transfer ($52.1 billion)." --

Marx Carnage is killing Canada...

-- "Prime Minister Mark Carney promised First Nations rights-holders wealth and prosperity for 'generations to come' at a summit Thursday." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #61/2023

-- "When his longtime common-law spouse died in 2023, Ciro Garofano was furious to learn she’d left money to her niece, a retired special education teacher, while he’d been completely cut out of her will. Garofano, 81, used car as weapon to deliberately run over and kill Karen Montague, while injuring 2 others." --

AS 'CANADIAN' AS SLIPPING A BOMB ONTO AIR INDIA FLIGHT 171...

-- "A newly released arrest warrant that hasn’t been tested in court shows the alleged international ties of British Columbia drug kingpin Opinder Singh Sian, 37, and how narcotics move freely across borders." --

In other diversity, strength news...

-- "Peel Regional Police say Manjinder Singh Dhaliwal, 42, Harmash Lal Dadra, 44, and 31-year-old Rajwant Singh have been arrested in connection with an organized crime ring who police say is behind the theft of transport trucks and trailers." --

Gotta confess... I'm a little disappointed in Justin's 'post-national' state.

THE SHAMEFUL 'CATCH & RELEASE' FILES... TORONTO EDITION...

-- "Toronto Man Shaquan 'Bam Bam' Mesquito, wanted for attempted murder in a stabbing last week is the same man convicted in relation to a high-profile Danzig mass shooting in 2012." --

Woke legal system says 'no such thing as a bad boy'...

-- "The charges he was facing for first-degree murder were withdrawn at that time." --

Danzig, Danzig... that sounds so familiar. 

Need another example... how about Jamal Wheeler?

TODAY'S TALE OF TORONTO DIVERSITY...

Onyejebechi Ifesimeshone, 28, of Toronto, steps on his own dick.   No word yet on which skeet shooting club he belongs to.

BACKING DOWN... LOOKS LIKE TRUMP IS GONNA HAVE TO EAT THIS ONE...

-- "Bondi has been lambasted by some of Trump's political base after her department recently said there was no evidence that Epstein kept a 'client list'. This appeared to contradict her previous statements, and those of other Trump allies who have previously called for the release of more information on Epstein." --

Of course, he's still trying to save face.

ASK A PROMISCUOUS METH-HEAD...

-- "Democrat disloyalty to President Joe Biden sowed the seeds for the party’s spectacular loss to President Donald Trump in the last election, according to no lesser authority than Hunter Biden." --

SO MUCH FOR THE 'NOTHING TO HIDE' BIDEN ADMINISTRATION...

-- "Jill Biden’s 'work husband' Anthony Bernal became the second former White House aide to invoke his right against self-incrimination and departed without taking reporter questions. Oversight Chairman James Comer said he only got to ask two questions: 'Was Joe Biden fit to exercise the duties of the president?' and 'Did any unelected official or family member execute the duties of the presidency?'” --

I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...

-- "I wondered what kind of security issue it might represent when an entire major US travel hub was now under the management of a single recently-arrived nationality; one that is not our own." --

INDIRA GANDHI WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Peel Regional Police have arrested Kanwarjyot Singh Manoria, 29, who allegedly made death threats against Brampton Mayor Patrick Brown and his his wife and son. A security detail was deployed to protect Brown’s home and family over the course of two weeks following the threat." --

Don't worry... I'm sure Kanwarjyot will be fine. 

But wait... there's more...

-- "Toronto Police are appealing to the public for help locating Shaquan Mesquito, 31, wanted in connection with a stabbing that took place last week in the city’s downtown core." --

'TORONTO MAN'...

-- "Toronto man Marvin Watson, 32, sentenced to 16 years in prison for his involvement in a $36-million cross border cocaine and meth operation." --

All in the family...

-- "Watson’s spouse, Maria Kiguru was also charged by the RCMP, and she pleaded guilty in September 2024 to laundering proceeds of crime and was sentenced to two years less a day house arrest." --

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE CRUEL, CRIMINAL THIRD WORLD...

-- "Peel Regional Police investigators say they’ve dismantled an organized criminal enterprise that carried out more than 15 violent home invasions. In total, the group stole $1.8 million in property, including luxury vehicles and high-end jewellery." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "Mohammad Saberi Kamareh and Farimah Saghari Toyserkani, both 54, are facing animal cruelty charges following calls to police from bystanders after they saw the vehicle driving and the dog outside was dragged alongside it." --

THOSE NAMELESS, FACELESS 'ALTERCATERS'...YET AGAIN...

-- "One person was shot during an altercation near Rathburn Road and Renforth Drive in Etobicoke on Tuesday afternoon, Toronto Police confirm. No suspect description is currently available." --

Ask a bigshot former Mayor...

-- “I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive,” Toronto Mayor John Tory told reporters in Nathan Phillips Square. --

AT THIS POINT, 'CATCH & RELEASE CANADA' IS BASICALLY JUST AN IRANIAN PROXY...

-- "A Customs and Border Protection spokesman confirmed Tuesday that five citizens of Iran and two citizens of Uzbekistan were arrested while attempting to illegally cross the U.S. northern border with Canada. CBP said that all seven men had been previously arrested for attempting to cross the border illegally." --

When will the West wake up?

-- "The trial for Washington father Ihsan Ali, 44, and wife, Zahraa Ali, 40, accused of trying to kill their 17-year-old daughter in October 2024 is slated to begin Monday." --

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

-- "Hassan Ali, known as Toronto rapper 'Top5,' was stabbed hours after attending a concert by fellow Canadian Drake at a park in the United Kingdom. Ali was approached by a group who damaged his car before stabbing him in the leg. He is facing five gun-related charges, including possession of a weapon and unauthorized possession of a firearm." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested three teenagers following an armed robbery in North York that led to the seizure of a loaded handgun and prohibited ammunition." --

And there's another one.

JUST CALL HIM, UH... 'GARY'...

-- "Although Canadian immigration officials had repeatedly rejected Senthuran Selvakumaran as an immigrant due to what they described as his 'protracted involvement with Sri Lanka’s Tamil Tigers, Anandasangaree asked them to reverse their decision." --

Diversity, strength... you know the drill.

OLIVIA DID SAY THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "It’s not as if Casey House has a shortage of cash or staff to deal with the problems they’ve created. According to their own audited statements for their March year-end, they received $11.8-million in provincial grants and $2.1-million from their foundation. Perhaps they’ve blown the bundle on salaries and staff." --

The 'Left Coast' has the answer...

VICTORIA -- "The City of Nanaimo, B.C., is considering building a 1.8-metre-high fence to protect its staff from 'congregations' of people, violence and disorder associated with an overdose prevention site next to city hall." --

ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM TRANSIT...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for a man and woman wanted in connection with an assault on a TTC bus near Cosburn and Broadview avenues in the city’s east end. The two suspects approached a male on the bus and started yelling at him. The victim was assaulted and pushed out of the bus." --

UPDATE: They don't catch the smart ones. 

And...

-- "A suspect, identified as 60-year-old Shahzad Sherzay, has been charged with sexual assault on a person under 16 years of age and sexual interference in connection with the incident." --

BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY, THEY'D BE HANGING FROM LAMPPOSTS...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested and charged Nadeem Talaat, 26, Adam Kheireddine, 21, Issam Deeb, 41, and Mohammed Alshalalfeh, 28, after they forced their way into a Member of Parliament’s constituency office during a demonstration last April." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDES #53-54/2024

-- "Joseph Ayala, now 34, was arrested early Monday afternoon in Etobicoke within the boundaries of 22 Division, and is facing two counts of second-degree murder for killing his mother, 60, and grandmother, 82." --

Why exactly, did it take a year to scoop up this 'rocket scientist?'

WAIT... YOU'RE SAYING NO ONE HAS BEEN ARRESTED OR EVEN FIRED?

-- "Who gave the order to do nothing until after the assassin shot Trump, killed an innocent man on that stage, and fired round after round after round after round?" --

HOLY CRAP... ARE MILITARY DUDES JUST TOO BUSY TO GO TO THE MOVIES?

The Pentagon has signed on to use Grok, the AI chatbot built by Elon Musk's company xAI, as part of a new $200 million agreement that opens the door for its deployment across the federal government, the company announced Monday.

And the Brits are right there with them.