10 October 2026

COLLEEN SLEMMER WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

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-- "The convict’s lawyers have pleaded with Republican Gov. Bill Lee to commute her sentence, claiming Pike has 'endured punishment greater than any other person in the history of the American death penalty.'" --
Are you fucking serious?
-- "Pike was on death row for luring romantic rival Colleen Slemmer into a wooded area and torturing her with a box cutter – carving a pentagram into her chest – before smashing her head with a piece of asphalt, claiming a piece of the victim’s skull as a souvenir." --