-- "The notice said the straws will 'reduce harm by lowering the risks of cuts or tears inside the nose,' reduce the risk of blood-borne infections spreading and 'provide a safer option for snorting,' recognizing that overdose and toxicity risk remain." --WARNING...This is not the Babylon Bee...
-- "In just a little more than a week, the Parole Board of Canada granted to two B.C. men jailed for murdering children temporary passes to leave prison." --
