-- "York Regional Police say a shooting on Kaiser Drive in Vaughan has left two adult males dead from multiple gunshot wounds. Police have not identified the victims. No suspect information has been released." --Not a Bob or a Doug in sight...
-- "Peel Regional Police say a man has been rushed to hospital after a shooting in Brampton on Wednesday evening. No information on suspects is available." --
And... --
"An employee of an armoured vehicle company was shot early Wednesday morning at a bank in Waterloo, Ont. No descriptions of suspects have been shared with the media." --
No gun... no problem...
-- "Police have arrested 40-year-old Mohamoud Abdiwa Ahmed in an off-leash dog attack in Toronto, which left another small dog dead and injured its owner." --
