-- "Durham Regional Police are investigating a homicide in Beaverton late Sunday night after a male was dropped off at a local hospital." --
And never mind the small towns...
-- "Violent crime is rising in nearly all major Canadian cities, according to a troubling Macdonald-Laurier Institute report, with sexual assaults increasing in every major urban center over the past decade." --
How low can you go?
-- "Halton Police say they arrested John Ruch, 45, and Jordan Noble, 31, and laid dozens of charges in connection with multiple thefts of mausoleums and cemeteries across the Greater Toronto Area." --
