-- "Toronto Police say.gunshots were fired in a park near Lake Shore Boulevard West and Islington Avenue in south Etobicoke late Sunday afternoon. Investigators say they are searching for a white male, about five-foot-six, who was last seen wearing black clothing and a mask." --
Hmmm... must've been a really flimsy mask.
And...
-- "Police in Durham Region are searching for information as well as at least one suspect after gunshots rang out in Oshawa over the weekend." --No, we're not gonna tell you his name...
-- "A man in his 30s is facing impaired driving charges after he allegedly rear-ended a police cruiser in North York." --
