-- "York Regional Police say Finch Centre Jewellers near Colossus Drive and Famous Avenue has become the target of TWO ATTEMPTED ROBBERIES THIS WEEK. Investigators say a vehicle reversed into the front window of the story, but the suspects were unable to gain entry." --
But, wait... there's more...
-- "Michael Hill Jewellry store was robbed at Fairview Mall on Friday afternoon, Toronto Police confirm. Display cases were smashed and looted by ‘unknown’ suspects." --
Could always be worse, I guess...
-- "Durham Regional Police say remains found in Pickering on Monday morning have been confirmed to be human." --
