13 January 2024

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Hamilton Police say they received a surge of 911 calls after multiple shots were fired in the area of Garside Ave., S. and Main St. shortly before 1:50 a.m. No suspect description has been released." --

Not that its any quieter in Caledon. 

And...

-- "Toronto Police arrested 79-year-old Akshata Ahmetaj, wanted in connection with a number of sexual assaults from October to January." --