16 December 2022

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU

I SUPPOSE IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE...insert alt text here
-- "Brendonn Sevilla-Zelaya, 25, is wanted by Toronto police for randomly attacking two passengers on the subway on Thursday -Zelaya. He is wanted for robbery, assault causing bodily harm and uttering threats." --

Cheer up, Toronto... it's not like anyone was stabbed to death, or set on fire

And you can just smell that 'professional' journalism...

-- "'The man allegedly approached and began attacking a male passenger with UNPROVED punches', said Kerrisa Wilson, CP24 Web Content Writer" --

Ah... looks like Kerrisa decided to proof her article after the fact.  

UPDATE:   They got him  

WELL THEN... I GUESS YOUR FIRST MURDER IS DEDUCTIBLE...insert alt text here

-- LONDON, ON - "Her Indigenous background includes intergenerational trauma from the residential school system, an early introduction to alcohol, and childhood sexual abuse, the lawyer said." --