TORONTO HOMICIDE #23/2022

THOSE DARNED MALES -- "A male is dead and a second victim seriously injured following a shooting in the Mount Olive Dr.- Kipling Ave. area in Etobicoke late Saturday afternoon. Police have not released suspect information." -- These gangbangers sure like playgrounds.UPDATE TORONTO HOMICIDE #23/2022...

JUSTIN & JAGMEET'S 'POST NATIONAL MARTIAL LAW' STATE

-- "While police have claimed there’s been an increase in crowd aggression, videos taken before the arrests were made tell a different story." -- Remember... they look you right in the face... AND THEY LIE!No wonder Justin is trying to censor the Intern...

STAND BY FOR SHOCKING STUDY ON...

...GRAVITY HOLDING SHIT DOWN... -- "Adults who engage in crime are the same ones who not only frequently end up in jail and prison, of course, but also remain voluntarily unemployed, and often find themselves at the bottom of the economic ladder. Behavior is predictive from one setting to the next, and consequences snowball." --...

PERFECT CANADIAN CRIME NO LONGER POSSIBLE

-- "Basically, the amendment means that if a Canadian commits a criminal offence while in space, they’ll be met by handcuffs once they return. It also means, presumably, that Canadians can currently murder and rob all they want, provided that they do it while in orbit." --...

NO GUN NO PROBLEM

-- "Two men are in hospital and two men have been arrested after a stabbing Saturday morning at 7:20am in the Sherbourne Street and Dundas Street East area. Officers say one man has serious injuries and the other is in life-threatening condition." --...

JAGMEET AND COMPANY HAVE JUSTIN'S BACK AGAIN

NOT UP ON THE GORY DETAILS? -- "Xiangguo Qiu, the head of the Vaccine Development and Antiviral Therapies section in the Special Pathogens Program of the National Microbiology Laboratory in Winnipeg, and her husband and fellow scientist Keding Cheng were fired in January of this year. In July 2019,...

THE HEADLONG RUSH TO WOKE BEATIFICATION

SWEAT LODGES TO REPLACE PEI HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOMS -- “This is a great opportunity,” said P.E.I. Premier Dennis King, who tabled a motion seconded by Peter Bevan-Baker, leader of the Opposition Green Party. “I’m excited for the process and I’m excited for what’s to come.” --...

HANG ON... BETTER THAN WHAT?

Another posthumous 'turning his life around' story... -- "'He was doing better,' the tearful dad told the Toronto Sun near a makeshift memorial erected by friends to mark the location of the latest senseless slaying. 'He was known to police,' said a law enforcement source. 'He was targeted.'" -- THERE IS ONE TRUTH IN THIS STORY, THOUGH -- "Banning hunters and collectors from having legal and...

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

-- "Four hundred forty-one employees, including 30-40 firefighters, are expected to lose their jobs by June 1 due to the change in vaccine mandate policy. Nonetheless, Hamilton’s Mayor, Fred Eisenberger, supports the vote, believing the coercive policy will effectively drive up the vaccinations...

THOSE DARNED 'INCIDENTS'

'NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX,' SAYS TRUDEAU GOVERNMENT... -- "The Department of National Defence says four cadets at the Royal Military College are dead after a 'fatal incident' at the institution’s campus in Kingston at around 2 a.m. Friday." -- NON-UPDATE:   Nope... just kidding... -- When...

PM BLACKFACE WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

-- "A Vancouver man, 33-year-old Jeffrey Douglas Craigen, is facing deportation from Bali, Indonesia, after PERFORMING THE HAKA, WHILE COMPLETELY NAKED — (a ceremonial dance of the Maori people of New Zealand) on a sacred volcano in violation of the country's laws." ...

IT ALL COMES AROUND FOR PRIVILEGED LEFTIES

Twitter’s chief lawyer, Vijaya Gadde, who earned $17 million last year as Twitter’s top legal counsel, the social network’s top advocate for censoring conservatives — is among the highly paid executives who stand to lose their job if Elon Musk completes his takeover of the compan...

THEY ARE ALL JOE BIDEN NOW

-- "Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas, who called White supremacy the top terrorism-related threat to the homeland, declined to name A SINGLE CASE referred to the Department of Justice." -- And, for heaven's sakes, don't ask about the 42 illegal aliens on the FBI Terrorism Watch...

BRAVE NEW WORLD BABY!

GET THAT SPECULUM AWAY FROM ME! -- "Materials provided to midwifery students at Edinburgh Napier University in Scotland taught them how to treat 'birthing people' who 'may still have external male genitalia.'" -- IN OTHER 'CHICKS WITH DICKS' NEWS -- "A new puberty guide from the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) aimed at 9-12 year old’s instructs youth about girls getting erections while...

THE COUNTRY THAT USED TO BE FRANCE

-- "Police have launched an investigation into coordinated physical attacks on infrastructure leaving several French cities with internet outages and slowdowns on Wednesday. The attack is the latest in a line of recent such cases, many of which have been connected to hard-left anarchist groups." -- NOW LET'S DO SWEDEN -- "'Segregation has been allowed to go so far that we have parallel societies...

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN ONTARIO WASN'T...

...AWASH IN DEATH AND CRIMINALITY... -- "Kawartha Lakes OPP laid charges against Anthony Misasi, 54, Brooke Travis, 30, Mirza Beg, 26 and Sayed Sharifi, 27, after an alleged shooting incident in former Eldon Township that left a person suffering from life-threatening injuries at at a rural property...

THOSE DARNED 'CALGARY' MEN

-- "A Calgary man, Hussein Sobhe Borhot, 36, has pleaded guilty to terrorism offences, admitting to a kidnapping during a year-long stint fighting as a trained sniper with ISIS in Syria. When Justice David Labrenz asked Borhot if he admitted the facts of the case, the offender said he did but added, 'I didn't know better.'" -- IN OTHER TALES OF DIVERSITY & STRENGTH... -- "A Washington...

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

IN OTHER 'SNITCHES GET STITCHES' NEWS... -- "Niagara police continue to appeal for information on a shooting at a popular tourist area that left one boy dead and two others injured earlier this month. The three boys were all under the age of 18." -- NO WORRIES, IT'S A TARGETED INCIDENT SAY COPS -- "Chatham-Kent police are investigating an overnight shooting in Chatham." -- BUT WAIT THERE'S...

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "Amazon employees freaked out over Matt Walsh's children's book Johnny the Walrus, pulling its advertising from the platform and crying in a meeting about the book. Their attempt to censor and suppress the book failed, and it's now the number one best-selling book in America." --...

MARTIAL LAW IN 'POST NATIONAL' CANADA

-- "From some of our best political actuarials it has been estimated that the imminent danger of violent overthrow of the Canadian government by the truckers’ protest was somewhere between a mass outbreak of veganism in Newfoundland (apocalyptically unlikely) and Canada meeting its climate goals in 2030." --...

TWITTER HAS A 'TOXICITY & HEALTH' DEPARTMENT

THAT WAS THEN... -- "Liberals, until five minutes ago: Elon Musk is a climate hero! Electric cars! Solar power! He loves Obama!" -- THIS IS NOW... -- "Liberals, five minutes ago: He believes in free speech? Fascist!" --...

THOSE DARNED TORONTO MEN

-- "Two Toronto men, Joshua Jeffrey-Henry, 25, and Fahad Yonan, 23, face a combined 86 charges — mostly related to illegal weapons — after police seized four firearms last weekend." -- BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE -- "Four Ottawa residents, Donte Strachan, 24, Tyann Strachan, 27, Wally Issaya Laguerre-Lamarre,...

SNITCHES GET RICHES

-- "The top name on a new list of Canada’s most wanted violent fugitives, Abilaziz Mohamed, was arrested just hours after the list – and a $250,000 reward - was made public. Mohamed, 32, faces one count of first-degree murder." -- The always thoughtful 'Torontology' subreddit weighs in on this...

CAN ELON MUSK 'FIX' TWITTER?

-- "Twitter is a toxic sewer pipe. It magnifies and amplifies the absolute worst impulses of humanity: tribalism, gossip, and mob behavior. As a result, it has become a malicious tool, often used for spreading disinformation and destroying people’s lives and careers." -- "If you want to read the...

TORONTO MAYOR TAKES BRAVE UNPRECEDENTED STAND...

...STABBING PEOPLE IS NOT GOOD, SAYS TORY... -- "We have to make sure that all the legal provisions in place are such that they make sure people know there is a consequence to their behaviour but the other thing we have to do, which may well be the most important of all when it comes to younger people, is to continue to invest in kids and families.” -- Add the gem above to his TEAM TORONTO KIDS...

YEAH... IT'S A MYSTERY

-- "President Joe Biden’s 'ethics disclosure' with the Office of Government Ethics omits over $5.1 million reported to the IRS. The discrepancy raises questions about where the nearly $5.2 million might have originated. Emails from Hunter’s laptop appeared to show great sums of money were transferred...

AIR CANADA IS LOOKING A LITTLE MORE IMPRESSIVE

An EgyptAir flight that crashed en route to Cairo, killing all 66 people on board, was brought down by pilot Mohamed Said Shoukair who had a cigarette in the cockpit that ignited oxygen leaking from an oxygen mask. Egyptian authorities initially said that the plane crash was the result of a terrorist attack, claiming that traces of explosives had been found on the bodies of the victims, but those...

TRUDEAU'S MINIONS TRY TO JUSTIFY MARTIAL LAW

-- "Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino said the government had no choice because the closure of U.S. border crossings and downtown Ottawa was damaging the economy." -- I'm thinking maybe we should trust the science. A HEARING WHERE NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO TALK -- "Liberal Justice Minister...

ITALIAN GOVERNMENT FINALLY APOLOGISES FOR KILLING JESUS

-- "BOSTON (AP) — Harvard University is vowing to spend $100 million to research and atone for its extensive ties with slavery. Harvard’s faculty, staff and leaders enslaved more than 70 Black and Native American people from the school’s founding in 1636 to 1783." -- “'Through such efforts, these descendants can recover their histories, tell their stories, and pursue empowering knowledge,' the...

MCSTABBY CENTRAL

Tell me again how my legal, registered firearms are the problem... -- "Three men have been taken to hospital with serious injuries after a reported stabbing at Scarborough Town Centre located at Highway 401 and McCowan Road, at around 6:30pm. One person is in custody and a knife was recovered at the scene." -- RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU -- "Toronto police are trying to identify a suspect...

ONE SIDE OWNS FOUR HUNDRED MILLION GUNS...

...THE OTHER DOESN'T KNOW WHICH BATHROOM TO USE... -- "Bloomberg reports that Twitter has locked down its platform through Friday after accepting a bid of $44 billion by Tesla CEO Elon Musk to purchase the platform." -- WELL... WE CERTAINLY DON'T WANT THAT -- "Elon Musk, the world's richest man,...

BIDEN STAFFERS CONTINUE TO MAN THE LIFEBOATS

-- "Former Democratic Congressman and senior Biden adviser Cedric Richmond's departure from the Whitehouse comes one day after reports that he criticized Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y. and her fellow 'squad' members as 'fucking idiots' after the 2020 election." -- Of course, the Biden crew...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Twelve of 25 suspects named to a new Canada-wide most-wanted list have ties to Toronto, including one 2021 fatal shooting suspect commanding a $250,000 reward. The number one suspect on the list is Abilaziz Mohamed, 32, who is accused of shooting 43-year-old Craig MacDonald in the parking lot...

BOYS WILL BE... SWEET BABY JEBUS!

-- Carmen Liu, who is marketing what is called the first 'flattening and tucking underwear' commercially available, effectively hiding any evidence of male genitalia from people around the wearer, has been accused of child abuse after the product was marketed to boys as young as four. Medical professionals...

RELIGION OF WHAT?

From the folks who insisted they needed an Islamophobia bill... -- "Anti-Semitism was on full display on Sunday in Toronto, when protesters called for Israel to be wiped off the map and cheered rockets being fired at civilians." -- IN OTHER 'DEMONSTRATION' NEWS -- "The bombing at the University...

WELCOME TO JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE

-- "The University of Waterloo has advertised for a tenure track Research Chair in its Faculty of Environment – but there's a catch. This opportunity is open only to individuals who self-identify as women, transgender, non-binary, or two-spirit.'" -- IN OTHER 'EDUCATION' NEWS -- "A San Francisco...

IN SCARBOROUGH THEY CALL THAT MONDAY

-- A Toronto District School Board (TDSB) student was stabbed outside of Birchmount Park Collegiate shortly after being dismissed for the day Monday. Toronto police said that they believe three suspects were involved in the incident, but few other details have been provided so far." -- WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW --   "A 15-year-old male is in custody after two students were injured...

NO GUN NO PROBLEM

-- "One person has been taken to hospital with life-threatening injuries and another is in custody after a stabbing in the area of Sandalwood Parkway and Dixie Road in Brampton at around 2:24pm." -- It's a city full of dangerous fo...

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

"Citizens will have access to their rating, which can be improved by earning points that they may then 'spend' on prizes such as rebates and cultural activities as a reward for their 'virtuous behavior...

"YOU NEED TO GET TESTED FOR HIV HALLIE"

WELL... LOOK WHO SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH -- "Hunter Biden sent an email to his brother’s widow, Hallie Biden, pressuring her to get an HIV test as their relationship deteriorated in July 2018, about a month before he fathered a child with another woman." -- "During that same time, while living with...

RELIGION OF, WELL... YOU KNOW

"Ebba Busch-Thor, leader of the Christian Democrats, questioned why police were not harsher on the rioters, saying: 'Why don’t we have 100 wounded Islamists, 100 injured criminals, 100 injured insurgents? We had people who took to stoning with the aim of killing Swedish police, with the aim of killing...

IMAGINE ALL THE PEONS

-- "John & Yoko waiting for the maid to make the bed so they can continue protesting against the system." -- Millionaire celebs are all about 'the enlightenmen...

FROM THE COMMENTS

-- "My grandad confessed to a murder during the last rites, at a hospice. That was a bit awkward to sit in on." --...

🎵 IF YOU CAN MAKE BAIL THERE... 🎵

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE -- "Four men allegedly busted with weapons — including some that were loaded — by the NYPD’s new anti-gun unit were allowed to walk free within hours of their arrest, thanks to lax judges and bail reform." --...

"A BITTERLY DIVIDED COUNTRY"

-- "With counting still under way, projections by France’s five main pollsters put Macron on course to win about 58% of the vote in Sunday’s runoff compared with 42% for Le Pen. The margin of victory is far narrower than last time, when Macron beat Le Pen by more than 30 points. The rise in support...

TWO WORDS... CARBON... MONOXIDE

-- "Wynn Bruce, 50, of Boulder, Colorado, a self-proclaimed Buddhist and climate activist who lit himself on fire on Earth Day died Saturday, a day after he set himself ablaze outside the United States Supreme Court Building in Washington, DC. A Buddhist priest from Boulder said, 'This is a deeply fearless act of compassion to bring attention to climate crisis.'" -- MEANWHILE BACK IN THE HERE...

BRAMPTON: THE 'EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF' CITY

EVERYDAY FEMININE PROTECTION -- "A man is in serious but stable condition in hospital after he was shot multiple times at a home on Baronwood Court in Brampton early on Sunday morning." -- NO GUN NO PROBLEM -- "Peel police are investigating after a man showed up with an apparent stab wound at a hospital in Brampton Saturday evening." -- THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW -- "York Regional Police...

THIS WEEK'S KHADRBALL LOTTERY

C'MON JUSTIN... GET OUT THE CHEQUEBOOK -- "Mohamedou Ould Slahi, a Mauritanian who lived in Montreal for two months, launched a $35-million lawsuit Friday against the Canadian government over its alleged role in his 14 years behind bars marked by torture and intimidation."  --    "Mustafa Farooq, head of the National Council of Canadian Muslims, said Canada's alleged complicity in...

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "A recently resurfaced clip of Kamala Harris has gone viral once again showing the then-California Senator talking gleefully about the riots that spread across the country during the summer of 2020, immediately following the death of George Floyd." -- DEMOCRATS NEED A 'SELF-HARM' INTERVENTION"'There...

THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL...

...YOU KNOW... -- "A bomb blast by Somalia’s Islamic extremist rebels hit a popular seaside restaurant in Somalia’s capital, Mogadishu, killing at least six people. The explosion occurred Friday evening when many patrons gathered for an Iftar meal to break the Ramadan fast." --...

IT'S A METAPHOR FOR SOMETHING

QUILCENE, Wash. (AP) -- "A woman who accidentally dropped her cellphone into the hole of an outhouse in a national forest and fell in while trying to retrieve it had to be rescued by firefighters in Washington state." --...

IT'S NOT A PANDEMIC, IT'S AN IQ TEST

-- "A Covid-19 testing company in California has agreed to pay over $22 million in fines after they admitted to falsely claiming that their lab could turn around Covid tests in 24 hours. Consumers were charged $195 for the bogus tests." -- It gets better... by which I mean worse.TRUST THAT SCIENCE!...

YEAH... I GOT NUTHIN'

-- "For 10 long days in March 2017, a two-year-old Ottawa boy fended for himself in a small public-housing unit after his mother was raped, strangled to death, and left in a bathtub." --...

DUPLICITY, THY NAME IS BIDEN

-- "President Biden on Friday celebrated Earth Day in Seattle with a rambling speech vowing to 'make every vehicle in the military climate-friendly' while admitting his personal fleet includes a prized ’68 Corvette that 'does nothing but pollute.'" -- IT GETS BETTERBiden previously cited asthma...

BUSINESS AS USUAL IN SCARBOROUGH

-- "Police have released surveillance camera images of a suspect who allegedly stole a bag from a man in a wheelchair in the Grangeway and Progress avenues in Scarborough last month." --...

IS THE TTC STILL A SAFE WAY TO TRAVEL?

ASK THE DUDE WITH THE ARMED DRIVER/BODYGUARD -- "Toronto’s mayor claims the TTC is safe for riders and employees — despite a recent cluster of unprovoked violent attacks at subway stations. 'Illegal and dangerous behaviour on our transit system will absolutely not be tolerated – those who commit these terrible acts will be caught, they will be arrested, and they will face consequences. Both the...

THE NSA AND CIA BOTH DECLINED TO COMMENT

THE STUFF THAT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT -- "To prove that the technology worked, Clark pointed A6’s powers inward, spying on the National Security Agency and CIA, using their own cellphones against them." --...

THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS

I'm still waiting for my 'Highland Clearances' cheque from Buckingham Palace... -- "The Hudson's Bay Co., which facilitated the colonization of Western Canada 352 years ago, is about to transfer its former flagship department store in downtown Winnipeg to Indigenous ownership which plans plans to...

TORONTO POLICE: NON-UPDATE ON MOSQUE SHOOTING

IT JUST GETS CURIOUSER & CURIOUSER -- "Not a random shooting, not hate motivated, or targeting the community in any way... but we are not prepared to speak to motive or talk about our investigation at this time." -- The Toronto Police Service went out of their way to deny that this was...

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

CINCINNATI (WXIX/Gray News) -- "An estimated $413,000 in merchandise was stolen Wednesday from the Louis Vuitton store at Kenwood Towne Centre in Kenwood, Ohio, according to the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office." -- And don't get me started on Manhatt...

BLM ATLANTA WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

GUNS KILL PEOPLE LIKE PENCILS WRITE POETRY -- "Police arrested Stanley Henderson, 30, who is accused of fatally shooting and robbing Anthony Frazier, 51, on Monday. APD Lt. Ralph Woolfolk described Frazier as a husband and father during a Thursday press conference. Homicides are up 47% year-to-date in Atlanta." -- Hey... don't get me started on New Jersey. createSummaryAndThumb("summary504...

WHERE THERE'S A CRIMINAL THERE'S A WAY

-- "Look no further than the latest firearm confiscated by the Meskwaki Nation Tribal Police in Iowa. The DIY gun has been dubbed the 'Smith & Meth-son' by officers." --...

PRIME MINISTER GREENFACE

-- "Of the Prime Minister's 127,147 kilometres of air travel since last June, 50,680 kilometres — about 40 per cent — took place in just the past seven weeks." -- AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING AIRPLANES -- "The government says these three planes, outfitted with cutting-edge surveillance gear, would...

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS SAFE...

...TO GO SHOPPING... -- "York Regional Police have released security camera images of a wanted suspect after a 15-year-old boy was sexually assaulted at a Markham mall located near Unionville Gate and Kennedy Road on Sunday." -- It gets better... by which I mean worse... -- "A 25-year-old man, John Cabuhat of Toronto has been arrested after allegedly stealing a car with a young child inside...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

Steven Del Duca was, well... unavailable for comment... -- "Three men, Bardhi Kadriu, 18, Umer Tanoli, 20, and Taha Yousuf Shaikh, 23, all of Toronto, are facing a combined 66 charges following a firearm and drug trafficking bust in Toronto." -- NO GUN NO PROBLEM -- "A Toronto man, Adimabua “Derek”...

GET WOKE GO BROKE

-- "Warner Bros. Discovery has pulled the plug on CNN+ after the network’s recently launched streaming service failed to resonate with viewers. It will cease operations on April 30. CNN+ was loaded with liberal pundits including Rex Chapman and Jemele Hill. It also featured former Fox News host...

FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU MARTIAL LAW

-- "Bill S-7, which recently passed its first reading in the Senate, would amend the Customs Act and give border agents the authority to digitally examine travellers’ phones and laptops and make copies of their emails, text messages, and photos when leaving or returning to Canada." --...

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE JUSTIN LIVES

-- "The report, Troubling Encounters: Ottawa Residents’ Experiences of Policing, released Tuesday, drew upon the experiences of 251 people who had interacted with the police."  --  "'We keep hearing these stories about street-involved people, in Muslim communities, in Black communities,...

'POST NATIONAL STATE' VALUES

Remember back, you were a kid... and people would smash & kill pedestrians and drive off into the sunset?   --  YEAH... ME NEITHER... -- "Toronto Police arrested three men – Sinesha Bogojevic, 41, Milorad Nikolic,44 and 37-year-old Zachariasz Billik. Later that day, police said, the alleged driver of the vehicle, identified as 42-year-old Ertug Direk, surrendered to investigators."...

ELON LOOKS TO THE FUTURE

-- "'The sales pitch for going to Mars is, it’s dangerous, it’s cramped, you might not make it back. It’s difficult, it’s hard work.  That’s the sales pitch. But it’ll be glorious,' Musk added." -- And here's he is on the Netflix collap...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #93/2018

IF ONLY HANDGUNS WERE BANNED, RIGHT LIBS? -- "Two Toronto men, Samir Adem and Salman Ahmed, were found guilty of second-degree murder in connection with the fatal shooting of TSN employee 29-year-old Jonathan Gayle-West four years ago." -- You think Samir & Salman were legitimate gun owners?   Taking away my LEGAL REGISTERED FIREARMS won't do shit to solve urban handgun violen...

NOBODY'S LAUGHING AT PREPPERS NOW

-- "Russia’s Defense Ministry announced Wednesday that it has conducted the first test launch of its new Sarmat intercontinental ballistic missile – a nuclear weapon that President Vladimir Putin says will 'provide food for thought for those who... try to threaten our country.' -- "Putin and his...

IN OTHER 'GET WOKE, GO BROKE' NEWS

-- "The Republican-led Florida Senate passed a bill Wednesday that would eliminate a special tax district that has allowed Walt Disney Co. to govern the land where its theme parks sit, as lawmakers target the company for opposing legislation restricting classroom instruction on gender and sexuality." --...

TORONTO MEDIA REDISCOVERS EPIDERMAL IDENTIFIERS

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU... -- "A 30-year-old man is in serious condition in hospital after he was stabbed in the neck at St. George Subway Station late on Tuesday night. Police say the suspect is a white male in his 20s, with short blond hair, a goatee and a neck tattoo." -- COMPARE AND CONTRAST...

DON'T NEED POLITICS WITH MY SUDS

Well, that's Steamwhistle off the shopping list... -- "The statement is a unique one for the large brewery. The venue had been rented out for other political events, including a Liberal rally in 2014, which saw no statement released afterwards." --...

DRUGS... THE VICTIMLESS CRIME

RIVERSIDE COUNTY, California -- "Four times as much fentanyl is flowing across the United States-Mexico border under President Joe Biden compared to two years prior when former President Trump was in office." --...

TRUE TO HIS FOREST HILL ROOTS

-- "Move over, plebians! Wealthy person coming through!" -- You're a 'gangsta-come-lately,' you gotta try harder, I gue...

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE

-- "All in, this is not the best week, or the best year, for those who have waltzed around and through the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, to be Twitter-singing its praises. They would be better off trying to explain why they worship the document when it suits them, and ignore it when it doesn’t." --...

RELIGION OF, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "The Islamic State terrorist group has called on followers to avenge its recently killed leader and take advantage of the ongoing conflict in Ukraine to carry out terror attacks in Europe." -- STARTING OUT CLOSE TO HOME -- "Explosions targeting schools killed at least six people, including students in a mostly Shiite neighborhood of Kabul, police said. Inside the school, walls were splattered...

THEY DO IT WITH YOU, THEY'LL DO IT TO YOU

YOU NEVER GO FULL PANDER...OTTAWA -- "An apology to the Tamil community, improving cricket infrastructure and putting a visa office in Kathmandu are just some of the promises Patrick Brown has made in hopes of becoming the next leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. But a search for these pledges on the campaign website and social media accounts of the Brampton, Ont., mayor comes up empty."...

AROUND THE GTA

PAST TIME FOR A NATIONAL CRICKET BAT REGISTRY! -- "Arrest warrants have been issued for two men identified by police after a vicious attack left one victim with life-altering injuries resulting from an assault in Brampton. Manjot Singh, 25, of Brampton and Gurkirat Singh, 24, of Markham are wanted...

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU

-- "A suspect who allegedly pushed a woman onto the tracks at Yonge Station just after 9 p.m. Sunday evening is now wanted on an attempted murder charge, police say. This is the second time in five months that someone was pushed onto the tracks at Bloor-Yonge subway station." -- UPDATE: SUBWAY...

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

That's how stuff works in Joe Biden's 'Woke America'... -- "Veteran late-night TV host and comedian Jay Leno also took issue with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences saying that it planned to investigate the incident. 'What are you investigating?,' Leno asked. 'It had to be the most recorded...