THEY SAY THEY DON'T CATCH THE SMART ONES...
-- "Toronto Police say Jay-Ar Carbonel, 22, and Jessie Boy Baig, 23, both of Toronto, were charged with second-degree murder on Monday." --
NOT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR:
-- "A 32-year-old woman was sitting on an eastbound bus when a man sat behind her on a TTC bus and stabbed her with a knife before fleeing in the area of Queen St. W. and Tecumseth St." --
LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT STABBY MCSTABFACE -- "Dayer Rivera-Garzon, 27, of Toronto, is charged with assault with a weapon, carry concealed weapon, possess weapon for committing an offence, and uttering threats of bodily harm." --
