18 January 2021

President "On Golden Pond" set to...

...leave his warm, comfortable basement...insert alt text here
By his second day in office, that whirling dynamo that is Joe Biden will address the Wuhan virus crisis by reopening schools and businesses, something that’s suddenly safe to do now that Orange Man Bad has been removed from office.

He’s also going to do lots of unspecified things for people who are not white and for women (apparently the women can be white).
AMERICA'S NOT SO FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS:
“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know the thing,” Biden said.
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HIS FRIENDS:
Facebook said it would rely on its fact-checking partners to determine the story's legitimacy, but until then, it is taking steps to tamp down on its spread.

It's gonna be a long four years. 

LAST WORD: Shssshhhh... it's a secret...

"The Biden Institute, a policy research center at the University of Delaware founded by the incoming commander-in-chief, will not disclose its donors once Joe Biden becomes president, according to a new report."