Too many social workers...

...not enough cops...At approximately 11:07 p.m. Wednesday, a man was gunned down at one of Toronto’s busiest intersections, Yonge-Dundas Square, and the suspects got away. CityNews has exclusively obtained an email that purportedly shows a Toronto police officer from 51 division sounding the alarm...

What's up with Toronto?

That's what... a half dozen bodies in the last ten days?TORONTO — A man is dead following an 11 p.m. shooting on Wednesday in one of Toronto’s busiest intersections. Police say the man was shot on the Yonge St. sidewalk at Yonge-Dundas Square in the heart of downtown.Don't be black, don't be black......

Diversity is our streng...

...you know what... I give up...There was no ambiguity over how Gurratan Singh, NDP candidate in Brampton East felt about Toronto Police. “FUCK THE POLICE,” said the protest sign that Singh, the brother of federal NDP leader Jagmeet Singh, carried during a downtown demonstration At the time, Singh...

Remember, back... you were a kid...

...you had to worry about getting fragged at the theatre... Yeah... me neither...A bomb threat forced the cancellation of the opening night of the Stratford Festival on Monday evening and prompted an evacuation of as many as 2,000 people from the Festival Theatre. Organizers of the festival said ticket...

Come for the atmosphere...

...stay for the autopsy...Police are searching for suspects after a man was shot and killed at around 11:30 p.m. near Yorkville Avenue and Bay Street Monday night.********** UPDATE: Dead man is 37-year-old Matthew Staikos“What we’ve seen since 2014 is a 145 per cent increase in shooting victims, 11...

Diversity is our streng...

...wait a sec...A former Canadian passport officer, Aline Zeitoune, 44, took part in a scheme that provided people with false identities with passports, a judge determined. Zeitoune processed 24 fraudulent applications from imposters between June 6, 2012 and Jan. 31, 2013.So, who were these "applicants?" What was their agenda? Are they now all locked up? Smell the journalism. ********** RELATED:...

In other "glass half full" news...

Hmmm... if only there was a law...Toronto Police were called to an altercation just before 1 a.m. near Overlord Cr. and Hupfield Trail. “Initial reports were five people had been stabbed, but when police arrived only two were found,” said police spokesman Katrina Arrogante.But, wait... there's more...One...

Justin Trudeau's biggest policy triumph...

...may not be all it's cracked up to be...What people are consuming now is the product of a weed “arms race,” Robert MacCoun, a drug policy expert at the University of California at Berkeley, has said. In the 1990s, THC levels ran in the range of 3.7 to 10 percent. These days, the average potency on...

Toronto the Good...

...showing a little wear around the edges...Police were called to a home on Torrens Avenue between Broadview and Pape Avenues around 2:15 a.m. on Saturday where they found the lifeless body of a woman suffering from obvious signs of trauma in one of the bedrooms. The woman has been identified as 41-year-old...

Come for the curry...

...stay for the cataclysm...Two disguised men entered the Bombay Bhel restaurant, near a major Mississauga, Ontario intersection, planted an improvised explosive device and then fled. Moments later, at around 10:30 p.m. the device detonated, injuring at least 15 people.I noticed the photo was labelled...

A new specialty at Law School

...Civil Wrongs Lawyer...“It is deeply troubling when innocent parties are falsely accused and I am truly sorry for any trouble these claims may have caused Officer Hubbard and his family. I take full responsibility for amplifying these claims to the point of national concern,” said civil rights attorney...

The Vancouver Police Department’s...

...message is simple...I'm calling it the "Three Stooges meets Frankenstein Defence"... which, sadly, relies heavily on idiots, explosives & falling anvils... STEP ONE:"If this happens to you, run!"STEP TWO:"If running is not an option, hide."STEP THREE:"If you can’t hide, fight."STEP FOUR:"Attack...

Third homicide in a week

Remember, back, you were a kid... neighbours eatin' dirt like an old John Wayne movie... Yeah, me neitherTORONTO — Toronto Police are investigating the ‘targeted’ murder of Abbegail Elliott, 21, in an Annex apartment Wednesday afternoon. The Spadina subway station was temporarily closed due to the investigation.The 32nd murder of 2018. ********** UPDATE: Surprise, surprise...Two suspects seen...

Not all Heroes wear Capes

Wonder if they've got tiny... "Jaws of Life of the Party?"German firefighters are being trained to rescue men who have sex toy emergencies. Apparently, for the firefighters, it’s become a tonne of Teutonic trouble. The new training is teaching them to cut off penis rings or to extract toys from, er, hard to reach places. The new initiative was launched after a slew of calls from kinkos in cha...

Because it's 2018, right Justin?

That order capped a surreal 30-minute court appearance in which Rotondo didn't deny that his parents had given him multiple orders to leave their 408 Weatheridge Drive home. But Rotondo wasn't going to leave without a legal battle. Greenwood tried to convince Rotondo to speak directly to his parents, Mark and Christina, while the judge waited. Rotondo refused, saying he'd made his legal argumen...

Sorry, Fraggle Rock...

...call me picky, but I have less than no interest in lounging about or consuming foodstuffs in a homeless shelter..."On Saturday the company announced that 'any customer is welcome to use Starbucks spaces, including our restrooms, cafes and patios, regardless of whether they make a purchase'."If you...

You're gonna shoot the King...

...it's best you don't miss...There's no such thing as a half-hearted coup. In response, it seems Washington diapers are beginning to overflow..."Former CIA director and high profile anti-Trump Resistance activist John Brennan called on Republican congressional leadership to stop Trump from looking...

Toronto Homicide Cops round up...

...farmers, hunters and... wait a minute...Toronto paramedics confirmed that one male victim, since identified by police as Mohammed Gharda, 17, of Toronto, was pronounced dead at the scene after a shooting in Scarborough early Sunday morning. An 18-year-old male was taken to hospital with serious,...

Ever wonder why Ontario is...

...drowning in debt...Reminiscent of the privatization of Highway 407, the sale involves a massive transfer of wealth from the Government of Ontario, and ultimately all Ontarians, to the private sector. Within two days of Great Canadian’s financial disclosures of the deal’s terms its stock price jumped by 36 per cent, adding some $840-million of market value to the company. As evidenced by stock...

First Trump... now Jordan Peterson

The mainstream media and their "anybody I don't like is a Nazi" journalism..."The attack on Peterson by the Forward was click-bait disguised as reporting. This new genre of 'news' combines fake outrage by authors and masochistic curiosity by readers who lack the time or discipline to do proper research."********** RELATED:...

Sounds about right to me

The "once upon a time" people are reaping the whirlwind...TORONTO – The Globe and Mail is making a number of editorial and design changes to better focus on their most loyal demographic, people who have passed away whose families have not remembered to end their subscriptions. “We keep trying to make...

Remember back, you were a kid...

...all those violent gun battles on Ontario highways & byways... Yeah... me neither..."Police have made two arrests after a man was shot while travelling in a vehicle with his wife and two toddlers on April 30 outside a residential high-rise building in the Finch Avenue and Duncanwood Drive area. Tesfa...

Land of the Brave...

...Home of Free Money...Sources in the Somali community told Fox 9 it is an open secret that starting a daycare center is a license to make money. In order for the scheme to work, the daycare centers need to sign up low income families that qualify for child care assistance funding. Surveillance videos...

Jordan Peterson for Prime Minister

Peterson is an apologist for a set of beliefs that we once took for granted but now require an articulate defense, such as: Free speech is an essential value; perfect equality inevitably conflicts with individual freedom; one should be cautious before attempting to reengineer social institutions that...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

If my life is in danger, please send me an alert and get my attention, by all means. If a kid has been kidnapped, please let me know, but don’t make me crash my car or drop what I’m holding with an obnoxious shrill alert. And don’t do it twice, so I can further despise our national bilingual policy. And don’t do it three times to tell me the kid has been found. This was a major fail.********** RELATED:...

There's another 200,000 votes...

...for Doug Ford..."The board members of Ontario power utility Hydro One voted to boost compensation for their own part-time jobs to $185,000 a year, at a time when the company's share price was falling. The board of Hydro One is already under fire for sweetening the severance pay of its top executives."Liberal...

If you build it, they will...

...sweet baby jebus..."Sweden is also remarkable for a shocking number of grenade attacks, with criminals using the military explosives at least 43 times in 2017."********** RELATED: Those poor Palestinian protes... ...now wait just a second....

That's some "Religion of Peace"

The TV report said Hamas had been spurring the violent protests, and telling Gazans who die in the violence that they will be guaranteed a place in paradise. It said women were prominent among the protesters. It said Hamas leaders were seeking to grab control of even a small part of Israeli territory,...

Sometimes, the herd...

... just thins itself...A man in his 20s is dead after he fell about six metres to the ground from an electrical tower early Sunday in Toronto, paramedics say. The man is believed to have climbed the tower and fallen after there was a small flash or explosion.********** RELATED: You forget your kevlar, brah... ...that's on you...A 26-year-old Toronto man, Kevin Prempeh, has been identified as...

There is just some stuff...

...a level of detail I really don't need to know..."Huda then brings in the expert in all things vagina, Dr. Doris Day, who is definitely not the ’60s movie star, but a certifiably Googleable New York dermatologist to talk us through 'DIY vagina lightening hacks,' using ingredients such as lemon juice,...

Hmmm...

Maybe the question isn’t what happened to Alan Dershowitz. Maybe it’s what happened to everyone el...

Life's little mysteries

UPDATE: Feeling safer yet?Khamzat Asimov, the suspect in a deadly knife attack in central Paris on Saturday evening, born in 1997 in Chechnya was on a French terrorist watch list.Yup... here we go again...The police said the attacker was armed with a knife, but gave no other details. French media...

You can almost smell...

...the professional journalism...The advertisement read, “Everyone smiles in the same language!” and was promoting a teeth-whitening treatment.Yet another gang of horrific hate criminals exposed to a shocked nations gaze. COMPARE AND CONTRAST: The owner of Joe Van Gogh Coffee is closing his shop on...

Yet another Trudeau "friend"...

...drops a steaming diversity deuce in the Liberals big tent...Jaspal Atwal, the man at the centre of the Trudeau's India trip fiasco, was recently arrested and charged with one count of uttering threats to cause death or bodily harm, the Sun has learned. Photos of Atwal surfaced with Liberal politicians...

And, apparently... Abu was right

Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale, citing operational security, refused to provide details today on the status of a Canadian former ISIS fighter who has confessed to an execution-style killing in Syria and is now home living in Toronto. Abu Huzaifa said he told himself it was justified — that "you can do it and you won't be held accountable.CBC Radio is now reporting that Abu has retracted his...

I guess you can fool...

...some American presidents, some of the time... unlike, say... Israel...In the words of Israel’s defense minister, Avigdor Lieberman, “If there is rain on our side, there will be a flood on their sid...

Don't be black, don't be black...

...don't be black... gawddammit...Homicide detectives are investigating the death of a man found with gunshot wounds at the scene of a crash in Etobicoke on Monday. When paramedics arrived on scene, police said they discovered that the driver had injuries “more consistent with gunshot wounds than a...

Critical Socio-Medical breakthrough...

...in study of sexually transmitted diseases...As always, the real gold is in the comments..."How could that not be a crime? Is stabbing you with a dirty needle different from stabbing you with a dirty dick?"********** RELATED: The Lardass Chronic...

Diversity is our Streng...

...sweet baby jebus...TORONTO -- “Calvin Nimoh stabbed university professor and cancer researcher Dr. Mark Ernsting a total of nine times, four times in the back and five times in the head, face and neck. The lethal injury was a stab wound so forceful it broke the blade from the knife handle.” Nimoh,...

Addicts... there are no real surprises

First step to recovery... admit you have a problem...Or, I suppose, you could set up a "safe ingestion" si...

Funny how "social justice"...

...inevitably includes some sort of violent mutilation...“We will never give up to fighting for our rights and fighting to end this racist country that this ‘president’ has created!”********** RELATED: Ground Zero for SJWs... Santa Monica I blame Donald Trump... ...he hates libraries, right?"Basically...

Only really rich, pretty people...

...should be allowed to have guns...Or maybe... this guy...********** RELATED: Ask a "Professional" Journal...

The Wild, Wild East

In any event, the wave of shootings over the past weekend, viewed alongside statistics showing gun crime in London rose by an astonishing 42 per cent from 2015/16 to 2016/17, would appear to suggest that limiting legal access to firearms for ordinary citizens does not deter criminals from using them.********** RELATED:...

Dear Cultural Relativists

"Are you complaining about that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you. I was scratching my butt with your face."********** RELATED: Nigeria about to shed reputation... ...for fraud & thievery... and go bigtime...MAIDGURI, Nigeria — Armed bandits attacked a village in Nigeria’s northwest Kaduna state,...

Diversity is our Streng...

...sweet baby jebus...PATNA, India -- District Magistrate Jitendera Singh said the suspects beat up the 16 year old girl's family members for complaining against them and burned her to death after finding her at home alone on Friday. While the government has passed a series of laws increasing punishment for rape of an adult to 20 years in prison, it's rare for more than a few weeks to pass without...

Proud Home of the...

...Obama Presidential Library... and strict gun control...CHICAGO — At least 74 people have been shot in the nation’s third-largest city since Monday. 28 people were shot between Friday evening and early Sunday, according to police.********** RELATED: Murder... by the numbersThe murder rate in Baltimore...