YOUR DAILY AMBIGUOUS MAYHEM

-- "Toronto Police say a man was taken to hospital with serious injuries after he was stabbed at Danforth and Greenwood avenues in the city’s east end early Wednesday morning. No suspect information has been released." --

YOUR TAX DOLLARS... JUSTIN'S VOTER BASE...

-- "The Trudeau government added more than 10,000 employees to the federal public service last year, swelling Ottawa’s bureaucracy to record levels." --

DEFUND CBC. DO IT NOW.

WHERE IS LENARD MONKMAN ON BURNING DOWN CHURCHES?

-- "The CBC said it doesn’t endorse the views expressed by their 'Indigenous Issues reporter' Lenard Monkman who mocked the assassination attempt on former U.S. president Donald Trump. 'It was a good day. Could have been better, but still a good day,' wrote Monkman.

Monkman did not reply to a request for comment from True North." --

RELATED: Apparently, though... there is a ray of hope

JUNKIES ONCE AGAIN TAKE PRIORITY OVER JOE CITIZEN

GRAMPA'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK?  --  WELL, TOUGH BANANAS...

-- "It is a first in Ottawa: a Paramedic assigned directly to the ByWard Market seven days a week. Thirteen of the service’s Advanced Care Paramedics — who have received additional training with a focus on cardiac resuscitation — are assigned to the program. " --

DEI MEANS DIE

-- "Former President Donald Trump was flanked by a horde of male Secret Service agents as he arrived at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee — a stark contrast to the security team protecting him during the assassination attempt. No female agents could be seen close to him." --

Secret Service Director was Biden DEI hire...

I am proud to announce that I have selected Kim Cheatle to be the next Director of the United States Secret Service.

Joe Rogan was all over this years ago.

ET TU, JUSTIN?

-- "'Seeing Morneau being treated so shabbily seems to have given Carney pause, and he did not allow himself to be seduced,' wrote Maher. 'They spooked him by putting the shiv in Morneau.'" --

FROM OUR VOLUMINOUS 'CULTURAL RELATIVITY' FILES...

-- "Rwandan strongman Paul Kagame is set to extend his 24-year grip on power as provisional results from Monday’s election showed him securing a fourth term with 99 per cent of the vote. In a recent statement, Amnesty International raised concerns about 'threats, arbitrary detention, prosecution on trumped-up charges, killings and enforced disappearances' targeting the political opposition in the country." --

ANYBODY ELSE'S 'SPIDEY SENSE' STARTING TO TINGLE?

A French soldier was stabbed outside a big train station in Paris on Monday and the attacker was arrested, officials said, while the city is under a high security alert 11 days before the opening ceremony of the 2024 Olympics.

IN OTHER 'THE BUDGET WILL BALANCE ITSELF' NEWS

-- "'Ottawa’s Equality Fund, which was launched with a $300 million taxpayer grant, quickly lost 10% of its value due to poor investments,' said a Department of Foreign Affairs audit. 'Progress was uneven,' it added." --

A billion, here, a billion there... pretty soon you're talking real money.

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "One suspect is in police custody and two others are at-large following a robbery at at Cloverdale Mall, near The East Mall and Dundas Street West." --

And...

-- "The suspect and victim of a stabbing near Weston Road and Finch Avenue in North York late Monday night have been taken to hospital with serious injuries, Toronto police say." --

And there's this.

IT'S OFFICIAL...

-- "After lengthy deliberation and thought, and considering the tremendous talents of many others, I have decided that the person best suited to assume the position of Vice President of the United States is Senator J.D. Vance of the Great State of Ohio." --

Get to know JD Vance.

THOSE DARNED 'SASKATCHEWAN' MEN...

CAN'T TRUST A FARMER AS FAR AS YOU CAN THROW 'EM...

-- "A Saskatchewan man, 47-year-old Jagmohanjit Jheety, who was wanted on a Canada-wide warrant in connection with an intimate partner violence investigation has been arrested in Brampton. Police have also now charged him with attempted murder and a number of firearm-related offences" --

THANK GAWD IT WAS "REE TARDY OSWALD" UP ON THAT ROOFTOP...

Former State Department Counter-Sniper on Trump's protection in Butler PA...

-- "This is massive negligence to the point of me speculating on what was intentional and what wasn't. The shot should not have gone off... that is a failure in itself." --

And... 'These Women Were Half The Size Of Trump'...

-- "When you primarily go after DEI... you end up with DIE." --

BREAKING: Biden finally caves on RFK Jr protection

HOW DOES EVERY COP IN THE AREA NOT GET FIRED?

-- "Shocking video shows would-be assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks crawling onto the roof from where he shot at former President Donald Trump — as onlookers frantically point him out to nearby police officers. They yelled about him for 'almost an entire minute'." --

Heard from Neophyte on this one...

-- "Absolutely shocked they haven’t got their own drones though to check rooftops and such." --

And...

-- "Just saw the shooter has been nicknamed 'Ree Tardy Oswald'." --

Meanwhile... out on the 'Left Coast'... --

-- "'Damn, so close. Too bad,' wrote Karen Pinder, a Professor at UBC’s medical school. 'What a glorious day this could have been!'" --

YEAH... IT'S A MYSTERY...

York Regional Police are investigating two violent carjackings that took place over the span of less than 24 hours in Richmond Hill. Police have not released detailed descriptions of any of the suspects so far.

NO CRIME TOO LOW... THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS...

Wadia Khaled, of Toronto, and Fadel Yazbak, of Mississauga, both 18, were arrested and charged with robbery with an offensive weapon, conspiracy to commit an indictable offence, and disguise with intent.

A DECADE OF VIOLENT SHIT-TALKIN' LEFTIES... WHAT DID THEY THINK WOULD HAPPEN?

JOE BIDEN ON MONDAY JULY 8, 2024

-- 'We’re done talking about the debate. It’s time to put Trump in the bullseye.' --

JOE BIDEN ON FRIDAY JULY 12, 2024

-- 'There's no place in America for this kind of violence, or any violence for that matter.' --

Will DEMs take responsibility...

-- "Democrats’ rhetoric stoking fear and hatred against former President Donald Trump — including repeated comparisons to Adolf Hitler — is coming into a harsh new light." --

Need another example?

-- "Marsaw wrote: 'I don’t condone violence but please get you some shooting lessons so you don’t miss next time ooops that wasn’t me talking.'" --

OLIVIA CHOW'S TORONTO... HOME OF THE RANDOM BEATDOWN...

-- "Toronto Police are looking for information surrounding the identity of a man who allegedly approached a home at Keele Street and Wilson Avenue, knocked on the door and physically assaulted a victim." --

And...

-- "Police are searching for at least one suspect after a man was stabbed in Scarborough early Sunday morning. No description was immediately available." --

IT'S TIME TO REIN IN THE MOSTLY PEACEFUL' DEMOCRATS

-- "I have been briefed on the shooting at Donald Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania," Biden said in a statement. "I'm grateful to hear that he’s safe and doing well. I'm praying for him and his family and for all those who were at the rally, as we await further information." --

Historic fail... DEI Secret Service Director should've stayed at Pepsi...

-- "A witness said that he had seen a man with a rifle 'bear-crawling' on top of the roof of a building close to the rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. 'I’m thinking to myself ‘Why is Trump still speaking, why have they not pulled him off the stage'... the next thing you know, five shots ring out.'" --

Elon Musk chimes in...

-- "So before being put in charge of protecting the PRESIDENT, she was guarding bags of Cheetos." --

WOULD-BE TRUMP ASSASSIN IDENTIFIED...

-- "The gunman who attempted to assassinate former President Donald Trump Saturday was identified as 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks of of Bethel Park, Pa." --

Did the Secret Service let Trump down?

-- "From a source in Pennsylvania law enforcement: The shooter who attempted to assassinate President Trump has been killed by Pennsylvania State Police." --

And how exactly did a shooter get on to a rooftop within 150 yards of the stage? 

UPDATE: Civilian casualty identified...

-- "Corey Comperatore, 50, a former Pennsylvania volunteer Fire Chief was identified as the victim killed by a sniper who shot and wounded former President Donald Trump." --